Life cycle of a looksmax user

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after much observation, I have made a lifecycle of a looksmax user. Which stage are you in? I’m probably stage 5 rn.


Stage 1: a user logs on after lurking a bit. They are super nice and inquisitive with whoever they meet on their journey to become Chad. They spend most of their time in the looksmaxxing section and dont start beef.

Happy Clap GIF by The Boss Baby



Stage 2: typically, the user realizes that they want to postmax, either because their long threads don’t get much rep or because they want to get to BOTB section. They begin to use offtopic and meet some of the users. They are shocked by the edginess of the site

Shocked Glasses GIF



Stage 3: they become mild spammers. They may start beef, hornypost, be annoying, etc. Other users will remember them and recognize them as a familiar face.
zayn malik teen GIF



Stage 4: the peak of a looksmaxxer’s career. They may begin to spam even more posts, be even more annoying, etc. but on top of that will establish themselves as important. People realize they are now an important character with a personality and begin to tag them or beef with them. Their posts will become super popular and they have tons of friends.

zeus GIF



Stage 5: the user begins to decrease in popularity, either because they are bored of the site or they just don’t make as good of posts. Either way, they are less relevant and begin to fade. Most regular users are here.
I Guess Season 3 GIF by Bachelor in Paradise



Stage 6: the user, either out of boredom, will either become a full time spammer, or will leave the site via logging off, permabanning, or deletion.

Season 2 Reaction GIF by Friends



Stage 7: in the rare case the user makes it this far, he will become a pic spammer and spam stupid shit, not paying attention to what exactly they are posting or it’s relevance. They will just spam random files in threads and not get banned for some reason, likely because they are a regular on this site. In rare occurrences they may become famous like Ritalincel

At this point they are a soulless robot who can’t be spoken to.

maywa denki robot GIF
 
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I saw that annoying baby gif and dnrd
 
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@Ritalincel thoughts?
 
Yeah they call me i’m solvin tha issue

Yeah they don’t get it aint did what I been through

I get real deep in her mouth like some dental

She text me she like lonley I miss you

I text back like luh bitch ion miss you

Bitch I ball like it’s muhfuckin game six

And my nigga set up the assist too
You replied to the potato monkey ? :what:
 
You replied to the potato monkey ? :what:
Down bad, no one will assist you

Gotta go get that shit for yourself dude

Turn it up, and make sure you break through

No matter what man these niggas gon hate you

No matter what man yo people gon love you

I’m high as fuck but I guess that’s what drugs do
 
after much observation, I have made a lifecycle of a looksmax user. Which stage are you in? I’m probably stage 5 rn.


Stage 1: a user logs on after lurking a bit. They are super nice and inquisitive with whoever they meet on their journey to become Chad. They spend most of their time in the looksmaxxing section and dont start beef.

Happy Clap GIF by The Boss Baby



Stage 2: typically, the user realizes that they want to postmax, either because their long threads don’t get much rep or because they want to get to BOTB section. They begin to use offtopic and meet some of the users. They are shocked by the edginess of the site

Shocked Glasses GIF



Stage 3: they become mild spammers. They may start beef, hornypost, be annoying, etc. Other users will remember them and recognize them as a familiar face.
zayn malik teen GIF



Stage 4: the peak of a looksmaxxer’s career. They may begin to spam even more posts, be even more annoying, etc. but on top of that will establish themselves as important. People realize they are now an important character with a personality and begin to tag them or beef with them. Their posts will become super popular and they have tons of friends.

zeus GIF



Stage 5: the user begins to decrease in popularity, either because they are bored of the site or they just don’t make as good of posts. Either way, they are less relevant and begin to fade. Most regular users are here.
I Guess Season 3 GIF by Bachelor in Paradise



Stage 6: the user, either out of boredom, will either become a full time spammer, or will leave the site via logging off, permabanning, or deletion.

Season 2 Reaction GIF by Friends



Stage 7: in the rare case the user makes it this far, he will become a pic spammer and spam stupid shit, not paying attention to what exactly they are posting or it’s relevance. They will just spam random files in threads and not get banned for some reason, likely because they are a regular on this site. In rare occurrences they may become famous like Ritalincel

At this point they are a soulless robot who can’t be spoken to.

maywa denki robot GIF
You plagiarizing b*stard. I seen this exact same thread written by someone else about a year ago.

You copied this sh*t from someone else.
 
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