Life expectancy calculator: post your results!

What age are you expected to live to?


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Xangsane

Xangsane

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My results:
1657651754689
1657651777926
1657651814026
 
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Daily life of a rotting, larping 16yo beaner
 
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Expectancy is cope if the quality is shit, quality is everything, I'd rather enjoy my youth more than live more as a geriatric old man
 
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@earthwindandfire What did it say about your results?
 
Screenshot 2022 07 12 at 20 56 48 Life Expectancy Calculator


60+ more years of suffering 🤩
 
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2 years ago i used to want to make it to 100
 
What’s the point of living a long life that sucks?
 
obvious cause your only job is posting here

so zero stress
 
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Jfl @ those who got less than 50 years

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What a retarded question
 
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1657653402504
 
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  • Hmm...
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hopefully not more than 50
 
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Doesn't mention meat
 
Life expectancy for people who answered the same questions is
88 YEARS
 
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You can have my account I will send the info in dms
My mom had life threatening breast cancer at like 27 ima probably get dick cancer at 22 and die
I got 88 but I’ll die before 30 probably
 
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1657654085403


sherlock-martin-freeman.gif
 
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789
:feelsmega:
 
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1657654349843
Fuck
 
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@Xangsane I have serious health problems
 
85 even tho i said occasional smoker and loads of bevs in the last week
bullshit that done enough dodgy fake coke and ket to kill a dwarf
 
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Nearly 70 more yrs as a poopskinned dravidian:feelswah::feelswah::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelsree::feelsree:
 
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life trully end at 60yo, it doesn't matter how long you live afterward, I'd rather die at 55 a rich succesful Chad than to live 90years as a normie
 
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3E7379BD B011 4499 AF81 17EBE8A4D2AF

Had 2.4 years taken away because I said i occasionally smoked
 
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Around 30
 
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should've included genetics too like life span of family members, diseases that may or may not run in your family, etc
 
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Expectancy

Chance of survival 2061
Health age
Affects life expectancy
 
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88 even though Im 84 already... Oy vey!
 

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