FailedNormieManlet
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I think most users are now familiar with my stats, 5'5 and pajeet. A number of users on this site have seen my face now, I've been given wildly different ratings, from being told I'm avg normie looking, to cute and htn to even being told I'm an incel and it never began for me. This should be lifefuel in it's own right tbh, people have wildly different views on what is attractive and what is not, you will most likely fit a niche for a girl - might just be rare af though.
Anyways onto my story, I was at a bar with my friend, we both had some coke and were drinking. My mate being a fucking idiot, decided to make a calvin klein (that's a mixture of coke and ket for those not aware), so idiot adds too much ket and basically has to go home due to feeling so fucked up. He asked me if I wanted to leave, but I was having way too much fun coked up and so told him he can go, I'll stay by myself. He leaves at around 1:30am and the fun finally starts to begin.
I have another bump to top myself up and finished my pint and headed outside to go to a new bar, I see these two girls (drunk af like me) both in their mid to late 20s. I geniunely approached them saying "my mate left because he felt sick, I have no one to hang out with, I don't want to be alone and be bored. Can I just hang out with you guys?". And btw, I wasn't even hitting on them, if you don't know but talking to people on coke is fun as fuck, I just wanted some people to chat to lol. So both of these women are fairly ugly if I recall, but the ugliest one (idk her name, call her CB - cockblock) and the prettier one (RS - roastie slut) looked at each other and were thinking.
CB says no to me and tells me to fuck off, RS on the other hand was arguing and saying "no, please can we keep him? He's so cute". CB gives in and says okay - yay!
I'm walking with them to the next bar, and we start talking. RS tells me she's 27 and asks my age - I bullshit and say 25 (I lie a lot on coke) and she fucking said it was too young (JFL, I was only 19 at this time), tell her age is just a number and not to worry. Shit test aced, she starts laughing. We try crossing a road to get to the bar and traffic light is red - meaning it's safe to walk. Before I head down to walk, I feel RS hold my hand. WTF? I ask her what's up, she tells me she needs to protect me and she doesn't want to see me get hurt - wtf????? Anyways I just agree and I'm holding this random woman's hand I just met 10 mins earlier, she's telling me the entire time how she think I'm really cute and how she has this weird instinct to protect me for some reason. Her friend (actually not her friend lol, it was her cousin) CB was visibly pissed off and told me I was ugly - RS told her to shut up and said I was cute af.
We head into the bar and I get a drunk, and I suddenly feel RS grinding up on my dick and I'm dancing with her, we start making out like mad feeling each other and shit. Then we start to sit down and finish our drinks, she then asks to go through my phone???? And I'm like why? She says she just wants to check stuff - I shit you not this bitch started going through my snapchats with my friends and shit, at this point I felt uncomfortable and told her to give my phone back because she's being weird lol.
Anyways night is ending, RS is clearly aroused and CB is visibly pissed off, we head into a kebab shop because well everyone is hungry. CB buys a kebab and to piss her off, I ask to have some (I wasn't even hungry, my apetite was nuked due to coke), and CB is annoyed, but RS tells her to stop being mean to me. So CB picks a piece and starts feeding me JFL, and she starts giggling and shit.
So night was going well, RS wants to come back to mine but then as we leave the shop, RS throws up everywhere ffs. And CB is like "I have to go help my friend out, sorry I can't come over". Ffs I was like "okay, that's cool. cya".
Lost my chance to fuck her JFL. But overall it shows that you don't have to be conventionally attractive to even get with girls and that girls will have wildly differing views on if you're attractive or not. Also confidence (coke) helps out a lot.
@justinzayn here you cuck, some life-fuel for curries so you don't rope yourself you faggot.
Anyways onto my story, I was at a bar with my friend, we both had some coke and were drinking. My mate being a fucking idiot, decided to make a calvin klein (that's a mixture of coke and ket for those not aware), so idiot adds too much ket and basically has to go home due to feeling so fucked up. He asked me if I wanted to leave, but I was having way too much fun coked up and so told him he can go, I'll stay by myself. He leaves at around 1:30am and the fun finally starts to begin.
I have another bump to top myself up and finished my pint and headed outside to go to a new bar, I see these two girls (drunk af like me) both in their mid to late 20s. I geniunely approached them saying "my mate left because he felt sick, I have no one to hang out with, I don't want to be alone and be bored. Can I just hang out with you guys?". And btw, I wasn't even hitting on them, if you don't know but talking to people on coke is fun as fuck, I just wanted some people to chat to lol. So both of these women are fairly ugly if I recall, but the ugliest one (idk her name, call her CB - cockblock) and the prettier one (RS - roastie slut) looked at each other and were thinking.
CB says no to me and tells me to fuck off, RS on the other hand was arguing and saying "no, please can we keep him? He's so cute". CB gives in and says okay - yay!
I'm walking with them to the next bar, and we start talking. RS tells me she's 27 and asks my age - I bullshit and say 25 (I lie a lot on coke) and she fucking said it was too young (JFL, I was only 19 at this time), tell her age is just a number and not to worry. Shit test aced, she starts laughing. We try crossing a road to get to the bar and traffic light is red - meaning it's safe to walk. Before I head down to walk, I feel RS hold my hand. WTF? I ask her what's up, she tells me she needs to protect me and she doesn't want to see me get hurt - wtf????? Anyways I just agree and I'm holding this random woman's hand I just met 10 mins earlier, she's telling me the entire time how she think I'm really cute and how she has this weird instinct to protect me for some reason. Her friend (actually not her friend lol, it was her cousin) CB was visibly pissed off and told me I was ugly - RS told her to shut up and said I was cute af.
We head into the bar and I get a drunk, and I suddenly feel RS grinding up on my dick and I'm dancing with her, we start making out like mad feeling each other and shit. Then we start to sit down and finish our drinks, she then asks to go through my phone???? And I'm like why? She says she just wants to check stuff - I shit you not this bitch started going through my snapchats with my friends and shit, at this point I felt uncomfortable and told her to give my phone back because she's being weird lol.
Anyways night is ending, RS is clearly aroused and CB is visibly pissed off, we head into a kebab shop because well everyone is hungry. CB buys a kebab and to piss her off, I ask to have some (I wasn't even hungry, my apetite was nuked due to coke), and CB is annoyed, but RS tells her to stop being mean to me. So CB picks a piece and starts feeding me JFL, and she starts giggling and shit.
So night was going well, RS wants to come back to mine but then as we leave the shop, RS throws up everywhere ffs. And CB is like "I have to go help my friend out, sorry I can't come over". Ffs I was like "okay, that's cool. cya".
Lost my chance to fuck her JFL. But overall it shows that you don't have to be conventionally attractive to even get with girls and that girls will have wildly differing views on if you're attractive or not. Also confidence (coke) helps out a lot.
@justinzayn here you cuck, some life-fuel for curries so you don't rope yourself you faggot.
