Life goal

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Ascend

Move to vacation spot in mexico

sell mexican goat fucker weed to gringo tourists

fuck gringo tourists daughters while they on vacation

chill on the beach all day

fuck more gringo daughters

rinse and repeat til im old

rob the cartel and wait for them to chop my head off
@Elias thoughts on this?

 

[Deleted member 5204]

Yes

 

[Ritalincell]

rob the cartel and wait for them to chop my head off

Jfl tbh

 

[Gazzamogga]

rob the cartel and wait for them to chop my head off

they will flay you alive and make you eat your own fingers while humming along to Funky Town in the background

 

[Disabledcel]

Life goal: finish Ultra brutal mode to unlock creative.

 

[RichardSpencel]

I'd hate to be a favellacel and always have the possibility of cartels torturing me

 

[Kingkellz]

Ascend

Move to vacation spot in mexico

sell mexican goat fucker weed to gringo tourists

fuck gringo tourists daughters while they on vacation

chill on the beach all day

fuck more gringo daughters

rinse and repeat til im old

rob the cartel and wait for them to chop my head off
@Elias thoughts on this?

no children?

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

I'd hate to be a favellacel and always have the possibility of cartels torturing me

I would of rather grew up in a favela as a dark triad bad boy than moved to a western country and mogged everyone

no children?

If I get one of the tourists pregnant than I guess I will have kids