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1. get a girlfriend next school year and make her my wife (to have a family with)
i need to secure a gf soon or its over for my ass, im still a virgin and rotting here at 16. by september 2025 (in 3 months) ill be pretty softmaxxed and socialmaxxed so hopefully i can get a GF by then

2. save up with summer job
going to absolutely milk the fuck out of this job and save hard as fuck

3. go to college or trade school
then either gonna go to college or trade school while working my same job
or i may go straight to the blue collar force and try to start my own business eventually

4. move out by 18
i want to have my own place by 18-19, whether that be an apartment or a dorm at college
 
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1. get a girlfriend next school year and make her my wife (to have a family with)
i need to secure a gf soon or its over for my ass, im still a virgin and rotting here at 16. by september 2025 (in 3 months) ill be pretty softmaxxed and socialmaxxed so hopefully i can get a GF by then

2. save up with summer job
going to absolutely milk the fuck out of this job and save hard as fuck

3. go to college or trade school
then either gonna go to college or trade school while working my same job
or i may go straight to the blue collar force and try to start my own business eventually

4. move out by 18
i want to have my own place by 18-19, whether that be an apartment or a dorm at college
Bro still believes in wives and families in 2025 :lul:
 
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motivation mogs me
 
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I tried playing football today and it was like I was an old man. I thought unc still had it, honestly.
 
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Bro still believes in wives and families in 2025 :lul:
achievable if you’re spineless and low iq enough to betabuxx and not genetically truecel
 
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achievable if you’re spineless and low iq enough to betabuxx and not genetically truecel
If you get married by betabuxxing, it will likely end in divorce and her stealing your money in the divorce proceedings. Then you also have to pay alimony for the children. Divorce courts are always biased towards women and men never win. The divorce rate is like 50% nowadays
 
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Normie-tier plans, NPC life awaits you!
 
If you get married by betabuxxing, it will likely end in divorce and her stealing your money in the divorce proceedings. Then you also have to pay alimony for the children. Divorce courts are always biased towards women and men never win. The divorce rate is like 50% nowadays
betabuxxing is glorified escortmaxxing.
 
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i used to be good at hockey but took like a 4 yr break and ass now

im decent at basketball, pretty good at lacrosse
I used to be decent at football like most Englishmen are, but I also had quite a large hiatus from playing. At least actual games. I did fun variants of it every half an annum or so haha.
 
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1. get a girlfriend next school year and make her my wife (to have a family with)
i need to secure a gf soon or its over for my ass, im still a virgin and rotting here at 16. by september 2025 (in 3 months) ill be pretty softmaxxed and socialmaxxed so hopefully i can get a GF by then

2. save up with summer job
going to absolutely milk the fuck out of this job and save hard as fuck

3. go to college or trade school
then either gonna go to college or trade school while working my same job
or i may go straight to the blue collar force and try to start my own business eventually

4. move out by 18
i want to have my own place by 18-19, whether that be an apartment or a dorm at college
bro i dropped out of college to do sterile processing course in a technical college

3 months and they set you up with a job afterwards, starting pay is 50k yearly which isnt bad for such a easy job

pay skyrockets with experience, alongside great opportunities to branch into different positions
 
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bro i dropped out of college to do sterile processing course in a technical college

3 months and they set you up with a job afterwards, starting pay is 50k yearly which isnt bad for such a easy job

pay skyrockets with experience, alongside great opportunities to branch into different positions
yeah im probs gonna work in construction we have a family friend who could probs get me a job at his business

also my standards for my gf are NT and white

i have a oneitis who is that and i will pull her by next year and make her my gf
 
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i may go straight to the blue collar force and try to start my own business eventually
Why’d you ever want to work blue collar
 
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Why’d you ever want to work blue collar
hard work but makes good money, plus i dont have to mentally slave away on the jobsite and can just get home and spend my mental energy on stuff i like

+ your outside a lot and get a lot of sunlight

also its rlly not that stressful, u can stay youthful while working if youre smart abt it
 
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yeah im probs gonna work in construction we have a family friend who could probs get me a job at his business

also my standards for my gf are NT and white

i have a oneitis who is that and i will pull her by next year and make her my gf
bro dont work construction

become a ekg technician or some health occupation, they all make surprisngly good amounts of money and the job is easy

save up, fix credit, get sba loan to start business
 
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hard work but makes good money, plus i dont have to mentally slave away on the jobsite and can just get home and spend my mental energy on stuff i like

+ your outside a lot and get a lot of sunlight

also its rlly not that stressful, u can stay youthful while working if youre smart abt it
+ im probably gonna do simple house construction or roofing if i go into blue collar, nothing backbreaking
 
bro dont work construction

become a ekg technician or some health occupation, they all make surprisngly good amounts of money and the job is easy

save up, fix credit, get sba loan to start business
+ im probably gonna do simple house construction or roofing if i go into blue collar, nothing backbreaking
im not gonna do anything that crazy if i do blue collar, js simple stuff
 
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I used to be decent at football like most Englishmen are, but I also had quite a large hiatus from playing. At least actual games. I did fun variants of it every half an annum or so haha.
What position were you in and what team do you support ?

I was a CDM for my school team for a while.
 
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What position were you in and what team do you support ?

I was a CDM for my school team for a while.
I used to be a good keeper, believe it or not! And no I wasn’t forced in goal. I used to be a good keeper! I used to support my local club.
 
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I used to be a good keeper, believe it or not! And no I wasn’t forced in goal. I used to be a good keeper! I used to support my local club.
That’s very good. It’s one of the hardest positions. How tall were you as a keeper back then ?
 
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That’s very good. It’s one of the hardest positions. How tall were you as a keeper back then ?
I was 5’10”-ish when I measured myself not long ago a few times. I would’ve been around 5’9” maybe? I really haven’t grown much since about 15.
 
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im not gonna do anything that crazy if i do blue collar, js simple stuff
nigga ekg technician is simple

go school 6 months and make 45k a year starting with no experience
 
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I was 5’10”-ish when I measured myself not long ago a few times. I would’ve been around 5’9” maybe? I really haven’t grown much since about 15.
One of the best keepers ever was around 5’10/11


Can still be a very good keeper at those heights tbh
 
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nigga ekg technician is simple

go school 6 months and make 45k a year starting with no experience
nigga what do i tell the huzz

yeah im a heart nurse ahh

nigga ill have no aura
 
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One of the best keepers ever was around 5’10/11


Can still be a very good keeper at those heights tbh

Oh yes. Strange. I do wish I was taller for more reasons than one, as do many who are essentially average chaps, but I didn’t exactly blame my height ever as a keeper. Sure, it would make it easier, but it genuinely never crossed my mind that sort of, “God I wish I was taller, I’d be so much better!”
 
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nigga what do i tell the huzz

yeah im a heart nurse ahh

nigga ill have no aura
dont tell them where you work

just say hospital and aura farm that way
 
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Oh yes. Strange. I do wish I was taller for more reasons than one, as do many who are essentially average chaps, but I didn’t exactly blame my height ever as a keeper. Sure, it would make it easier, but it genuinely never crossed my mind that sort of, “God I wish I was taller, I’d be so much better!”
How does 5’10 feel in the UK for you ? I’m 6’1.5 and feel very tall in London tbh but this forum is going crazy seeing that they see 6’4/5 guys daily. I really don’t.
 
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How does 5’10 feel in the UK for you ? I’m 6’1.5 and feel very tall in London tbh but this forum is going crazy seeing that they see 6’4/5 guys daily. I really don’t.
I feel very short! Even up north where I’m originally from before I moved down south for uni I felt the same. I wish I was your height, son.

I’m subhuman on this forum. The average user is 6’6” Chad, a millionaire with 3 masters in varying STEM topics with 2 kids and a dog!
 
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I feel very short! Even up north where I’m originally from before I moved down south for uni I felt the same. I wish I was your height, son.

I’m subhuman on this forum. The average user is 6’6” Chad, a millionaire with 3 masters in varying STEM topics with 2 kids and a dog!
Really ?? You know you can fraud 6ft for the most part. A lot of shorter girls won’t know the difference especially.
 
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Really ?? You know you can fraud 6ft for the most part. A lot of shorter girls won’t know the difference especially.
nigga ur 5'5 and italian what do you know :ROFLMAO:
 
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Really ?? You know you can fraud 6ft for the most part. A lot of shorter girls won’t know the difference especially.
I can, indeed. Perhaps it’s just my brain moulding after so many years of consuming this rubbish! I imagine so, at least.

I’ve never wore lifts; I have always thought of wearing some. I imagine a 1” insole or perhaps 1.5” at a push with a shoe of an approximate 1” base, and I could probably LARP as over 6’ rather easily.

Nonetheless, I do wish I was taller. Really, son.
 
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1. get a girlfriend next school year and make her my wife (to have a family with)
i need to secure a gf soon or its over for my ass, im still a virgin and rotting here at 16. by september 2025 (in 3 months) ill be pretty softmaxxed and socialmaxxed so hopefully i can get a GF by then

2. save up with summer job
going to absolutely milk the fuck out of this job and save hard as fuck

3. go to college or trade school
then either gonna go to college or trade school while working my same job
or i may go straight to the blue collar force and try to start my own business eventually

4. move out by 18
i want to have my own place by 18-19, whether that be an apartment or a dorm at college
No just be a gooner
 
'Socialmaxx' - 45k posts*
Yeah wrap it up kiddo
 

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