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so recently, my girlfriend, a four years broke up with me and I fell into depression for like a day or two I still kinda have a little bit sad or upset about it, but it’s whatever I hung out with some friends this weekend. It was two girls and one boy so basically two guys and two girls with me included right we’re having so much fun. I mean I didn’t even drink anything I didn’t smoke or anything we just had regular fun we went on some electric scooters had fun all around the city. I went to the mall ate some food. I never tried went to raising Cane‘s had a good time and them we went to a party that we saw on Instagram like one of those random parties or something and basically what happened was we met with some other group of teenagers and they had alcohol and we already knew they were going to the party right the little event so one of them here you guys went to the party and they were like yeah we’re going so we decided to all of them we got to the party and when we got there the other group of teenagers had like one girl on their group right and basically as we were walking a small group of other teenagers like two girls and one guy were looking at us and then the other group that we were following decided to say something like the girl she said “what are you looking at bitch? “and the other girl from the small group decided to not say anything which was a smart choice but she ended up turning to her guy friend, and she said something to him she like didn’t whisper she kinda just said it like silently, but not in a regular like whisper more like a silent speaking, and the girl from the group that we were following the size to say something again and she says “pull up bitch stop whispering shit “so now I’m like damn what’s gonna happen and they just kind of walk away they go to the bus stop and we walk a little bit because we were at a park and we sat at a bench and there was more people, but it was like really dead like the party was so lame and I don’t know I decided to spark up an idea and I go why don’t you guys go fight that one girl like you guys kinda just exchanged un polite words and didn’t do anything so from my group 2 girls say yeah we should go jumper and I was like see you got two people that are willing to jump in for you and they’re like OK let’s go and they start following the girl from the small group towards the bus stop and I start running after it and there’s like a white Mustang right I thought it was gonna do a burnout or like some donuts so I was like oh I like I screamed do a burnout and for a second it did and it ends up crashing into another car right turns out that white Mustang that seemed to attempt a burnout was in fact, the mom of the girl that my group was chasing to jump, and they all get out the car, including the girl that we were chasing, and the Mom comes and confront us at first I thought she had a machete in her hand so I got back as I’m recording and then turns out she has pepper spray in her hand so the boyfriend of the girl we were following to the party smack the pepper spray out of the Mom’s hand and they all start fighting and I’m recording jumping around all excited and they all get pepper sprayed and I’ma just skip most of it but basically after they get pepper sprayed everyone’s running around cops come and I’m helping out the boyfriend that got pepper sprayed and I’m knocking on random houses asking hey do you have any water my friend just got pepper spray we get water and he’s freaking out the whole time. I let him use my shirt and I’m just like shirtless with a sweater in my hand, just making air to his eyes because I imagine he’s in like a huge amount of pain so then everyone comes back because we all kind of split apart and I went with two girls of my group to a corner store to buy milk for him and after we buy the milk, we get a ride by some random person back to the boyfriend that got pepper sprayed we give him milk uses it and then they just leave. No thank you no nothing and on my way to the corner store. I was like you know I feel bad so I’m gonna go get the milk because if I was in his shoes, I would want someone to help me and I wanna be that person for him and will after everyone left. It was just me and my group we got over to my house and we went to sleep after ordering some pizza and I slept next to one of my female friends, and she kept on scooting her ass onto my dick, and it was very obvious what she was trying to do I mean at first I got a Boner and then it kinda just went away as soon as I started to remember about my relationship and I was like you know what fuck it. It’s whatever I got a Boner and she kept on doing that she did it like at least eight times during the whole night and I guess she was trying to feel my dick and yeah the next day we woke up I acted normal. I was gonna confront her about it, but I was too nervous. We had fun again. We went to another mall we ate together. I invited them to eat and the other male friend that’s with me. I’m not gonna try to slander his name because I respect him and you know I love him. no weird shit, but I absolutely MOG him to death. I’m taller. I’m not recessed like him and I’m not completely a fucking nerd like for example this guy at midnight he was like yo why do you have so many needles in your closet right and I kind of just had to explain to everyone how I take stuff you know and it was just like a stupid fucking boring talk that’s what I imagined but it turns out they were actually very interested in what I was talking about and they wanted to know about it so I told them all about everything I have and I have a shit ton of leftover halotestin and my male friend was curious about it and I asked him. Hey do you want one and he said sure why not and I gave him one pill and then this complete fucking dumbass decides to say in front of the hoes “dude this is the shit clavicular takes to look good” and I tried my best to ignore it and completely move it to another topic but he kept on talking about it and I just told him no he takes steroids and does other shit and he’s currently getting surgeries now one pill of halotestin won’t magically make you ascend JFL yeah basically I had a whole neurodivergent rant to them about the shit I take and I made myself look dumb is what I thought but they were actually very interested in what I was taking what I was doing, so yeah I kind of felt accepted for once and didn’t completely get slandered and treated like a fucking loser. Then once they went home, I was in the city just walking around and some Tweaker goes up to me. He’s like yo dude wanna buy these AirPods off of me for three dollars and I was like sure why not and I gave him the three dollars. I got some dirty ass AirPods I cleaned them at home today. Turns out they’re legit and yeah, things are looking very good for me so far so I still have hope. Also I have to ascend as much as I can in a week because I am going to hang out with them this upcoming weekend so if you have any things to say to me, please tell me thank you for reading it and I hope you have a good day. Oh also I forgot to include I got my Adderall so finally be able to focus on studying also I used Siri speak to type thingy because I’m too lazy right now.
