Life is strange

[toth77]

"life is strange twin. We arrive with nothing spend our whole lives chasing everything and at the end we still leave with nothing, make sure your soul gains more than your hands"

 

[Clqs]

You're strange

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

"life is strange twin. We arrive with nothing spend our whole lives chasing everything and at the end we still leave with nothing, make sure your soul gains more than your hands"

You came into this world with only a soul; you will leave in the same fashion.

Imagine being a greedy motherfucker and about to die. So you tell your servants, "When you bury me, stuff my tomb with all my gold, jewelry, rubies, and even my pets. No one will get a fucking penny from me."

"But sir, your cats aren't sick or about to die," the servant says.

"Did I stutter, motherfucker?" you remind him to not question you again and do what he is told. Then, you say, "To avoid grave robbers, I want you to load the tomb with diseases and write on the outside that it's booby-trapped and if anyone dares to open it, they will die an agonizing death."

 

[Ldar09867]

You came into this world with only a soul; you will leave in the same fashion.

Imagine being a greedy motherfucker and about to die. So you tell your servants, "When you bury me, stuff my tomb with all my gold, jewelry, rubies, and even my pets. No one will get a fucking penny from me."

"But sir, your cats aren't sick or about to die," the servant says.

"Did I stutter, motherfucker?" you remind him to not question you again and do what he is told. Then, you say, "To avoid grave robbers, I want you to load the tomb with diseases and write on the outside that it's booby-trapped and if anyone dares to open it, they will die an agonizing death."

 

[Lefty Rankin]

"life is strange twin. We arrive with nothing spend our whole lives chasing everything and at the end we still leave with nothing, make sure your soul gains more than your hands"

That's my Tothard!

Did you know you were the first person on this forum who ever pmed me? That was back in early 2021.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

You came into this world with only a soul; you will leave in the same fashion.

Imagine being a greedy motherfucker and about to die. So you tell your servants, "When you bury me, stuff my tomb with all my gold, jewelry, rubies, and even my pets. No one will get a fucking penny from me."

"But sir, your cats aren't sick or about to die," the servant says.

"Did I stutter, motherfucker?" you remind him to not question you again and do what he is told. Then, you say, "To avoid grave robbers, I want you to load the tomb with diseases and write on the outside that it's booby-trapped and if anyone dares to open it, they will die an agonizing death."

You forgot the servants. They must be buried with you.

Long live Qin Shi Huang.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You forgot the servants. They must be buried with you.

Long live Qin Shi Huang.

The pharaoh died. The servant loaded the tomb with the gold, jewelry, and rubies. He placed the two cats inside, but they jumped back out. An unfamiliar man who stood in the background grabbed the cats and snapped their necks. He tossed them inside the tomb. As the servant prepared to seal it, the man got behind him and snapped his neck. He tossed him inside.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

The pharaoh died. The servant loaded the tomb with the gold, jewelry, and rubies. He placed the two cats inside, but they jumped back out. An unfamiliar man who stood in the background grabbed the cats and snapped their necks. He tossed them inside the tomb. As the servant prepared to seal it, the man got behind him and snapped his neck. He tossed him inside.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I'm at a Methodist Church with a client right now. Women pastors and shit. Things will get real awkward if these heathens ask me to let them pray for me.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Now that's what I'm talking about!

But knowing how cruel and disturbing those people were, the unfamiliar man would have tossed the servant inside alive.

 

[Tr0ubLe]

Play the game it mogs

 

[sick kunt31]

You came into this world with only a soul; you will leave in the same fashion.

Imagine being a greedy motherfucker and about to die. So you tell your servants, "When you bury me, stuff my tomb with all my gold, jewelry, rubies, and even my pets. No one will get a fucking penny from me."

"But sir, your cats aren't sick or about to die," the servant says.

"Did I stutter, motherfucker?" you remind him to not question you again and do what he is told. Then, you say, "To avoid grave robbers, I want you to load the tomb with diseases and write on the outside that it's booby-trapped and if anyone dares to open it, they will die an agonizing death."

"life is strange twin. We arrive with nothing spend our whole lives chasing everything and at the end we still leave with nothing, make sure your soul gains more than your hands"

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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I know you don't, autistic foid.

 

[sick kunt31]

I know you don't, autistic foid.

 

[toth77]

You came into this world with only a soul; you will leave in the same fashion.

Imagine being a greedy motherfucker and about to die. So you tell your servants, "When you bury me, stuff my tomb with all my gold, jewelry, rubies, and even my pets. No one will get a fucking penny from me."

"But sir, your cats aren't sick or about to die," the servant says.

"Did I stutter, motherfucker?" you remind him to not question you again and do what he is told. Then, you say, "To avoid grave robbers, I want you to load the tomb with diseases and write on the outside that it's booby-trapped and if anyone dares to open it, they will die an agonizing death."

Im not even very religious but i always believed since young age that theres gotta be some deeper meaning to life, like yeah buying designer clothes, watching stranger things and driving sportscars is cool, but like i always thought theres no way this is it

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Im not even very religious but i always believed since young age that theres gotta be some deeper meaning to life, like yeah buying designer clothes, watching stranger things and driving sportscars is cool, but like i always thought theres no way this is it

We're on a giant rock sphere flying around a massive ball of fire, and some people believe, "Eh, this is as good as it gets." Trust me. Retardation is unfixable. And when it's not that, it's spiteful arrogance. Na-na-na-na-na, I'm going to reject everything until I see proof because I'm so smart. <--- another retard.

 

[Francisco_Bs]

"life is strange twin. We arrive with nothing spend our whole lives chasing everything and at the end we still leave with nothing, make sure your soul gains more than your hands"

Wdym? Are u a monk