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Chad
You wake up at 2pm, your phone constantly buzzing with notifications from desperate foids. You ignore them all, go to the bathroom and happily look in the mirror, not one insecurity at all. No skincare routine, a quick dash of water with filthy hands does the job. There is no bad days, everyday you wake up dream-like and hair doesn’t affect you. You eat a few slices of pizza, leave the house not a single spot on your face. Girls daze at you but your too good looking to even acknowledge them. You have the ultimate halo effect, everyone in society respecting you.
The dream life. Slop every meal, girls in every direction. What even is looks to Chad?
LTN
It’s 7am. You just slept for 11 hours, completely optimised to squeeze out any genetic potential. Obviously there is none. 0 notifications except from your mom, you sit there lonely not ready to see your face. You go int the bathroom and you are frightened by the reflection like every morning. The chin is looking more recessed than ever, ‘Wait.. it’s the h-hair!’ You do your 14 step skin routine just to have the most brutal wrinkles and lines all over your face, blemishes everywhere. You smash your fucking skull until you look weird and shit with massive swollen zygos. You insert your shoulder pads, height boosters. You steal your moms eyelash curler and use the mascara. But yet, before you leave the house you realise, it didn’t do anything. Your still a miserable LTN that will never even dream of Chad’s life. You wonder ‘what did I do to deserve this’. You try wash your face off, but it washes off all the concealer and mascara making you look more subhuman so you LDAR instead of leaving the house and being judged.
Hell on earth.
You wake up at 2pm, your phone constantly buzzing with notifications from desperate foids. You ignore them all, go to the bathroom and happily look in the mirror, not one insecurity at all. No skincare routine, a quick dash of water with filthy hands does the job. There is no bad days, everyday you wake up dream-like and hair doesn’t affect you. You eat a few slices of pizza, leave the house not a single spot on your face. Girls daze at you but your too good looking to even acknowledge them. You have the ultimate halo effect, everyone in society respecting you.
The dream life. Slop every meal, girls in every direction. What even is looks to Chad?
LTN
It’s 7am. You just slept for 11 hours, completely optimised to squeeze out any genetic potential. Obviously there is none. 0 notifications except from your mom, you sit there lonely not ready to see your face. You go int the bathroom and you are frightened by the reflection like every morning. The chin is looking more recessed than ever, ‘Wait.. it’s the h-hair!’ You do your 14 step skin routine just to have the most brutal wrinkles and lines all over your face, blemishes everywhere. You smash your fucking skull until you look weird and shit with massive swollen zygos. You insert your shoulder pads, height boosters. You steal your moms eyelash curler and use the mascara. But yet, before you leave the house you realise, it didn’t do anything. Your still a miserable LTN that will never even dream of Chad’s life. You wonder ‘what did I do to deserve this’. You try wash your face off, but it washes off all the concealer and mascara making you look more subhuman so you LDAR instead of leaving the house and being judged.
Hell on earth.
