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When playing roulette at the casino, looking at the history on the screen next to the dealer to try and calculate what your next bet should be is a useless and retarded endeavour.

People who understand probability knows that the only reason the casino installs a screen that displays the history of past results of roulette is to trick retards into thinking that some number or colour is more likely to hit today

For example, if the screen shows a lot more reds hitting than blacks, retards might bet on red thinking it has a higher chance, proven by "history". This is an utterly braindead move, the past results don't change the current probabilities. It will stay the same always.

And also, for people betting colours and thirds on the outside, you're chances of winning are NOT 50% and 33.33 recurring %, respectively.
The green zeroes represent the House's edge, which means in the long run if you keep betting the House will always win. In Australia, roulette wheels have a single and a double zero, meaning more House edge than a wheel with only a single zero, like the US.

This whole thread should be water for anyone who passed high school, or people who have been to the casino more than 2 times. So this is to high school dropouts looking to gamble away their minimum wage check at the casino.
 
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When playing roulette at the casino, looking at the history on the screen next to the dealer to try and calculate what your next bet should be is a useless and retarded endeavour.

People who understand probability knows that the only reason the casino installs a screen to that displays the history of past results of roulette is to trick retards into thinking that some number or colour is more likely to hit today

For example, if the screen shows a lot more reds hitting than blacks, retards might bet on red thinking it has a higher chance, proven by "history". This is an utterly braindead move, the past results don't change the current probabilities. It will stay the same always.

And also, for people betting colours and thirds on the outside, you're chances of winning are NOT 50% and 33.33 recurring %, respectively.
The green zeroes represent the House's edge, which means in the long run if you keep betting the House will always win. In Australia, roulette wheels have a single and a double zero, meaning more House edge than a wheel with only a single zero, like the US.

This whole thread should be water for anyone who passed high school, or people who have been to the casino more than 2 times. So this is to high school dropouts looking to gamble away their minimum wage check at the casino.
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You are right but phycologicaly, it feels more right. I do the same whenever I play roulette or blackjack.
 
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You are right but physiology, it feels more right. I do the same whenever I play roulette or blackjack.
What do you mean "physiology it feels more right"

Like brain chemicals want you to instinctively follow the past results to inform your next bet?
 
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What do you mean "physiology it feels more right"

Like brain chemicals want you to instinctively follow the past results to inform your next bet?
I miswritten it in the first sight but yes.

For example, when you're playing heads or tail and you need to make a 5 guess, would you rather all tails or mix of tails and heads ?

Same thing goes here, We're programmed to mix things so we don't think that possibility of aligning the same things are the same as our prediction.
 
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