curryboy123
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TESTIMONIAL FOR MOONBLUNT GAME GUIDE (https://looksmax.org/threads/you-can-have-any-girl-you-want-the-ultimate-game-guide.367216/)
Before @moonblunt 's game guide, I was a poor currycel. Every day I would helplessly watch chads slay anywhere from math team practice to tennis practice. I was depressed to say the least. Ready to rope if you will.
As I was tying the rope to my ceiling fan and setting my suicide letter on my table for my family to burn later in rejoice of my death, a notification popped up on my phone: "Looksmax.org - new @moonblunt post - YOU CAN HAVE ANY GIRL YOU WANT - THE ULTIMATE GAME GUIDE"
I decided to give it a read because moonblunt was one of my boys and wanted to give him some more rep before I roped. I gave it a "Love it!", and went on my way. But before I exited the forum for the last time, something caught my attention. Moonblunt said I could get any girl I want. I scrolled back to the top and as I investigated the scientific paper, my eyes widened in excitement.
After finishing moonblunt's article, I quickly switched to the App Store and downloaded Yubo. I created an account, set up my profile using 3 mogger 4 psl pictures, and began swiping on girls, right on the foggers,and left on the landwhales and blacks.
After a 5 minute long emotional rollercoaster, I had finally won over my first match. I quickly scan over her profile. Carla. Big booty Latina girl with an average face. Nothing special, but good enough.
Fingers damp with sweat, I typed "Seggs?" into the message bar. I took a deep breath, counted to 5, sent a prayer to moonblunt, and pressed send. Within 5 seconds, Carla has sent me a 30-second long sensual video, nudes, and her address. She told me to come over. I couldn't believe my eyes. I'd finally done it. A girl had acknowledged my existence.
I quickly called an Uber and drive over to Carla's house. And boy oh boy. As soon as I rang the doorbell, she grabbed me by the neck and immediately started making out with me, all while I slipped off her shirt and Nike booty shorts.
"You read moonblunt's game guide, didn't you?" she playfully said into my ear.
As she said this, a tear of joy dropped from my right prey eye. I smirked, looked up, and silently thanked moonblunt.
I paused the make-out session while Carla got on her knees and pulled off my jeans, while I removed my Mathcounts shirt. She proceeded to gift me with the sloppiest top a currycel could ever wish for. After 5 minutes of a solid blowjob, I decided to raw dog her. I lasted around 15 minutes in that position, nutted in her, put my clothes back on, then left without saying a word. I called an Uber to head back home. As I waited for the Uber, I looked behind at Carla's house one last time. She gaped at me through her window, still naked and horny for more of my 4-inch destroyer. The Uber finally pulled up and I entered it. On my way back home, my phone buzzed with two new notifications:
iMessage from Mommy: "Preet, come home this instant. Mathcounts homework awaits you."
Yubo: New match - Gracie
I tapped the driver's shoulder and gave him a new destination... Gracie's house.
Epilogue
Today, curryboy123 has over 10k matches on Yubo and 500 slays. He is known as the "King of Yubo." Not only that, he teamed up with moonblunt and composed an updated game guide. Moonblunt and curryboy123 earned billions from this guide and now they both live happily ever after.
Everyday, curryboy123 looks back on that fateful day and thanks moonblunt, for if it was not for moonblunt's act of altruism and groundbreaking scientific discovery, curryboy123 would be dead today, another KHHV currycel.
Before @moonblunt 's game guide, I was a poor currycel. Every day I would helplessly watch chads slay anywhere from math team practice to tennis practice. I was depressed to say the least. Ready to rope if you will.
As I was tying the rope to my ceiling fan and setting my suicide letter on my table for my family to burn later in rejoice of my death, a notification popped up on my phone: "Looksmax.org - new @moonblunt post - YOU CAN HAVE ANY GIRL YOU WANT - THE ULTIMATE GAME GUIDE"
I decided to give it a read because moonblunt was one of my boys and wanted to give him some more rep before I roped. I gave it a "Love it!", and went on my way. But before I exited the forum for the last time, something caught my attention. Moonblunt said I could get any girl I want. I scrolled back to the top and as I investigated the scientific paper, my eyes widened in excitement.
After finishing moonblunt's article, I quickly switched to the App Store and downloaded Yubo. I created an account, set up my profile using 3 mogger 4 psl pictures, and began swiping on girls, right on the foggers,
After a 5 minute long emotional rollercoaster, I had finally won over my first match. I quickly scan over her profile. Carla. Big booty Latina girl with an average face. Nothing special, but good enough.
Fingers damp with sweat, I typed "Seggs?" into the message bar. I took a deep breath, counted to 5, sent a prayer to moonblunt, and pressed send. Within 5 seconds, Carla has sent me a 30-second long sensual video, nudes, and her address. She told me to come over. I couldn't believe my eyes. I'd finally done it. A girl had acknowledged my existence.
I quickly called an Uber and drive over to Carla's house. And boy oh boy. As soon as I rang the doorbell, she grabbed me by the neck and immediately started making out with me, all while I slipped off her shirt and Nike booty shorts.
"You read moonblunt's game guide, didn't you?" she playfully said into my ear.
As she said this, a tear of joy dropped from my right prey eye. I smirked, looked up, and silently thanked moonblunt.
I paused the make-out session while Carla got on her knees and pulled off my jeans, while I removed my Mathcounts shirt. She proceeded to gift me with the sloppiest top a currycel could ever wish for. After 5 minutes of a solid blowjob, I decided to raw dog her. I lasted around 15 minutes in that position, nutted in her, put my clothes back on, then left without saying a word. I called an Uber to head back home. As I waited for the Uber, I looked behind at Carla's house one last time. She gaped at me through her window, still naked and horny for more of my 4-inch destroyer. The Uber finally pulled up and I entered it. On my way back home, my phone buzzed with two new notifications:
iMessage from Mommy: "Preet, come home this instant. Mathcounts homework awaits you."
Yubo: New match - Gracie
I tapped the driver's shoulder and gave him a new destination... Gracie's house.
Epilogue
Today, curryboy123 has over 10k matches on Yubo and 500 slays. He is known as the "King of Yubo." Not only that, he teamed up with moonblunt and composed an updated game guide. Moonblunt and curryboy123 earned billions from this guide and now they both live happily ever after.
Everyday, curryboy123 looks back on that fateful day and thanks moonblunt, for if it was not for moonblunt's act of altruism and groundbreaking scientific discovery, curryboy123 would be dead today, another KHHV currycel.
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