Limb Lengthening vs Buying a Sportscar Comparison

[Angutoid]

Femur lengthening at Birkholtz: 60k

2020 Porsche 718 Cayman: Just about 60k

Height Inflation:

Car Inflation:

Height's effect on dating life:
You being 8 cms taller will increase your chances with any female

A sports car's effect on dating life:
You're high status as long as you're inside it
Will only attract gold diggers

Healing from LL:
6 months

Healing from a sports car:
N/A

How long will LL last you:
Average human lifespan-20 = 54.8 years

How long will a Porsche last you:
200k Miles = Approx 14 years

Let ChatGPT tell us the final conclusion.

 

[Angutoid]

Bump

 

[org3cel.RR]

Thats one of my favourite cars, really worth it, 911 carrera is my favorite tho

 

[Shahnameh]

 

[Angutoid]

Bump

 

[Angutoid]

B

 

[Angutoid]

bump

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

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Lifefuel

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

bump

How many more bumps sir @Angutoid ?

 

[Angutoid]

How many more bumps sir @Angutoid ?

Until it gets the recognition it deserves

 

[Yliaster]

Good Thread actually tbh

Also Im choosing the Porshe everytime

 

[Angutoid]

Good Thread actually tbh

Also Im choosing the Porshe everytime

How tall are you?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

both are dumb

ll will make you look like a gangly bastard

 

[klip11]

If I was a manlet I would agree

 

[Yliaster]

How tall are you?

5'11

 

[Angutoid]

5'11

reasonable

 

[klip11]

5'11

You should get leg lengthening surgery and become 6'6

 

[Yliaster]

You should get leg lengthening surgery and become 6'6

Already 6'1 in these with Lifts

 

[Angutoid]

bump

 

[Angutoid]

Bump

 

[wollet2]

just get both poorcel

 

[chadhamed]

Get amnesia shoes nugga