Lions are lazy niggers

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The post of @mortis kinda hooked me on lion life documentaries. They're fascinating and extremely blackpilling. Apparently, female lions judge the genetic quality of males based on their mane (length, density, darkness). Needless to say, only alphas procreate and most lions die as prideless incels, or are killed while still a cutecel.

The most astonishing fact about male lions is how lazy these niggers are.
- LDAR for life. 20-22 hours a day are spent sleeping and lazying around. They "work" 1-2 hours a day. A realistic lion life documentary would consist of nine episodes of rotting for every one episode of hunting.
- Female lions do most of the patrolling, raising kids and hunting. A Chad lion doesn't have any duties, except protection in the rare case someone challenges him.
- They don't raise their kids, at all. They ignore them most of the time - that's when they don't eat their own offspring because fuck them. (Yes, they really do that.)
- But even then, when fighting for life, they're lazy as fuck!

Watch this video of two young lions finishing an oldcel. They barely bother, when they could've dealt the killing blow six dozen of times. Similar behaviour is observed when fighting hyenas or leopards: lions only do a few paw strikes "make a point" and then fuck off, when their opponent is barely wounded and will most likely come back to harass them.


Don't know myself why I made this thread, but here it is.
 
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over for non lioncels in 2024
 
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They inspire me to rot even more. Low cortisol rotter lion lifestyle or death.
 
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Jaguars and leopards 🐆 are the hardest working cats in the room.

Chadguar.
 
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Jaguars and leopards 🐆 are the hardest working cats in the room.

Chadguar.
Saar, how do you maintain long hair? It's getting hard for me to wash it. Legit looks like shit.
 
Saar, how do you maintain long hair? It's getting hard for me to wash it. Legit looks like shit.
Cut it occasionally. Wash it like normal. Maintain an oil or moisturiser for your ends. On other days, try a scalp scrub and leave-in conditioner/ masque. Or you could pomme matte to perfection at your length.


Nie ma za co.
 
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Imam Shafi: "Say what you wish in abuse of me, for my silence towards the idiot is indeed an answer. I am not at a loss for a response but rather it does not befit the lion to answer the dogs"

"Don't you see that the lion is silent and yet feared, while the dog barks constantly and is despised?"
 
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The post of @mortis kinda hooked me on lion life documentaries. They're fascinating and extremely blackpilling. Apparently, female lions judge the genetic quality of males based on their mane (length, density, darkness). Needless to say, only alphas procreate and most lions die as prideless incels, or are killed while still a cutecel.

The most astonishing fact about male lions is how lazy these niggers are.
- LDAR for life. 20-22 hours a day are spent sleeping and lazying around. They "work" 1-2 hours a day. A realistic lion life documentary would consist of nine episodes of rotting for every one episode of hunting.
- Female lions do most of the patrolling, raising kids and hunting. A Chad lion doesn't have any duties, except protection in the rare case someone challenges him.
- They don't raise their kids, at all. They ignore them most of the time - that's when they don't eat their own offspring because fuck them. (Yes, they really do that.)
- But even then, when fighting for life, they're lazy as fuck!

Watch this video of two young lions finishing an oldcel. They barely bother, when they could've dealt the killing blow six dozen of times. Similar behaviour is observed when fighting hyenas or leopards: lions only do a few paw strikes "make a point" and then fuck off, when their opponent is barely wounded and will most likely come back to harass them.


Don't know myself why I made this thread, but here it is.

Wish my dad showed as much passion raising me as you did making this thread smh
 
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The post of @mortis kinda hooked me on lion life documentaries. They're fascinating and extremely blackpilling. Apparently, female lions judge the genetic quality of males based on their mane (length, density, darkness). Needless to say, only alphas procreate and most lions die as prideless incels, or are killed while still a cutecel.

The most astonishing fact about male lions is how lazy these niggers are.
- LDAR for life. 20-22 hours a day are spent sleeping and lazying around. They "work" 1-2 hours a day. A realistic lion life documentary would consist of nine episodes of rotting for every one episode of hunting.
- Female lions do most of the patrolling, raising kids and hunting. A Chad lion doesn't have any duties, except protection in the rare case someone challenges him.
- They don't raise their kids, at all. They ignore them most of the time - that's when they don't eat their own offspring because fuck them. (Yes, they really do that.)
- But even then, when fighting for life, they're lazy as fuck!

Watch this video of two young lions finishing an oldcel. They barely bother, when they could've dealt the killing blow six dozen of times. Similar behaviour is observed when fighting hyenas or leopards: lions only do a few paw strikes "make a point" and then fuck off, when their opponent is barely wounded and will most likely come back to harass them.


Don't know myself why I made this thread, but here it is.

They are the animal kingdom’s representation of Tyrone
 
this was a pretty fucking funny yet accurate breakdown. Made me happy made me smile
 
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They exist basically to defend their territory from other male lions.

A game of thrones if you will.
 
they are just big cats. nothing special about them.
 

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