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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

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Edit: POST DOABLE, SANE, REALISTIC WISHES! :pepefrown:
 
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1) Meet forever gymcelling to make a thread on here, exposing him for being 5ft7-5ft8ish

2) Completely revamp the off-topic meta into my liking

3) Increase my IQ by 15 points
 
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Be 8psl
Be healthy
Be happy
 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)
Increase IQ by 20 points

Get a full explanation of the universe origin

Complete reset of negative mental patterns related to instant gratification
 
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1) Meet forever gymcelling to make a thread on here, exposing him for being 5ft7-5ft8ish

2) Completely revamp the off-topic meta into my liking

3) Increase my IQ by 15 points
Bhai you're already very knowledgeable with broad information about many topics allat being young

You're already double post rep ratio, so that signals your prominent Offtopic shitposting

First wish might be a little challenging, cuz you either gonna travel to UK to expose forevergymcelling or pay shekels to @Vincent Freeman for him to send you solid proof of his saved data about his height

Be 8psl
Be healthy
Be happy
Work on these, but always be grateful cuz it can always be/get worse
Increase IQ by 20 points

Get a full explanation of the universe origin

Complete reset of negative mental patterns related to instant gratification
You're one of the Indian bhais that's truly remarkable

You got good intellectual intelligence
 
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High rep-to-post ratio
Minimum 3 pages of replies to my threads
Followed by whole forum

Lock it in. No regrets.
 
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Bhai you're already very knowledgeable with broad information about many topics allat being young

You're already double post rep ratio, so that signals you're prominent Offtopic shitposting

First wish might be a little challenging, cuz you either gonna travel to UK to expose forevergymcelling or pay shekels to @Vincent Freeman for him to send you solid proof of his saved data about his height


Work on these, but always be grateful cuz it can always be/get worse

You're one of the Indian bhais that's truly remarkable

You got good intellectual intelligence
-ascend
-ascend
-make money to ascend
 
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Looksmax (got surgeries lined up)
Get rich and successful
Get in a good LTR with someone compatible
 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)
1) Tickets for @fashioncel 's public stoning(in game ofc)
2) Happines for the cool guys I met on .org
3) Aquiring my second JB HQNP virgin Becky concubine through @PARISIEN 's agency
 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)
1) jaw projection 2) 6’5 3) live to 130years
 
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1. Chad face
2. Chad frame
3. Millionare
 
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Bhai you're already very knowledgeable with broad information about many topics allat being young

You're already double post rep ratio, so that signals your prominent Offtopic shitposting

First wish might be a little challenging, cuz you either gonna travel to UK to expose forevergymcelling or pay shekels to @Vincent Freeman for him to send you solid proof of his saved data about his height


Work on these, but always be grateful cuz it can always be/get worse

You're one of the Indian bhais that's truly remarkable

You got good intellectual intelligence
There are so many Indians at my college it's off the chain

They travel in packs too

Waiting outside the classroom and enter together
 
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Followed by whole forum

Lock it in. No regrets.
Pal, I know you're 37 as you've declared awhile ago. Are you sure that these are you life wishes/goals? No judging but :lul:
Looksmax (got surgeries lined up)
Get rich and successful
Get in a good LTR with someone compatible
How much are your surgeries gonna cost you?
1) Tickets for @fashioncel 's public stoning(in game ofc)
2) Happines for the cool guys I met on .org
3) Aquiring my second JB HQNP virgin Becky concubine through @PARISIEN 's agency
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Caged irl
1) jaw projection 2) 6’5 3) live to 130years
First two are doable, but 130? Nigga what probability
 
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Successful outcome of my surgeries.
Successful outcome of my stock picks.
Opportunity to meet and date a virgin MTB.
 
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Good in school, girlfriend, look better
 
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Get the answers of whatever I want and whenever I want
 
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Pal, I know you're 37 as you've declared awhile ago. Are you sure that these are you life wishes/goals? No judging but :lul:

How much are your surgeries gonna cost you?

:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Caged irl

First two are doable, but 130? Nigga what probability
i would have insane age bragger halo
 
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Get the answers of whatever I want and whenever I want
We got you covered, just download ChatGPT
i would have insane age bragger halo
You'd be all wrinkly and bed ridden with bedsores :feelscry:
Good in school, girlfriend, look better
Humble as always
Successful outcome of my surgeries.
Successful outcome of my stock picks.
Opportunity to meet and date a virgin MTB.
Hope you get what you desire 🙏
 
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How much are your surgeries gonna cost you?
I may be able to get Bimax covered. I'll have to consult an orthodontist soon, either that or I'll get SFOT as well. Braces I feel messed up my maxilla potential (it's decent but I could use some more forward growth).

I need rhinoplasty and genioplasty ASAP. These shouldn't cost too much I guess, but my budget is probably 15-20k at the moment.

I have a good eye area but I could ascend it further with infraorbital implants and medial canthoplasty.
 
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I may be able to get Bimax covered. I'll have to consult an orthodontist soon, either that or I'll get SFOT as well. Braces I feel messed up my maxilla potential (it's decent but I could use some more forward growth).

I need rhinoplasty and genioplasty ASAP. These shouldn't cost too much I guess, but my budget is probably 15-20k at the moment.

I have a good eye area but I could ascend it further with infraorbital implants and medial canthoplasty.
I may need the first ones for health reasons too.
 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)

Edit: POST DOABLE, SANE, REALISTIC WISHES! :pepefrown:
Infinite wishes
 
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Be chad
Be 6'3
Slay my htb ex again :love:
 
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infinite wishes
a girl that loves me
good-looking and successful kids
make it out the trenches as music producer
to be the most successful person on planet earth financially
to be the leader of the new world order
ai sexbot
 
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1. Be a PSL God
2. Be extremely athletic
3. Be tall (6'6)
or
3. Even higher IQ
 
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We got you covered, just download ChatGPT

You'd be all wrinkly and bed ridden with bedsores :feelscry:

Humble as always

Hope you get what you desire 🙏

We got you covered, just download ChatGPT

You'd be all wrinkly and bed ridden with bedsores :feelscry:

Humble as always

Hope you get what you desire 🙏
You don't get it budbud
 
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You'd be all wrinkly and bed ridden with bedsores :feelscry:
I would be like the old chief of the village, I would be like Gandalf, full of listeners just because of my age, I would tell my life story around the fire bragging things never happened
 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)

Edit: POST DOABLE, SANE, REALISTIC WISHES! :pepefrown:
1: I want to be perfect at my dream career
2: make me 6’2😍
3: high asf IQ
 
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infinite wishes
a girl that loves me
good-looking and successful kids
make it out the trenches as music producer
to be the most successful person on planet earth financially
to be the leader of the new world order
ai sexbot
What lebron james
 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)

Edit: POST DOABLE, SANE, REALISTIC WISHES! :pepefrown:
- invisibilty
- mind control
- freeze time
 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)

Edit: POST DOABLE, SANE, REALISTIC WISHES! :pepefrown:
reach mtn
be happy
reach 6 1 :whatfeels:
 
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6ft4
a10 eyes
ramirez/maher zygos
 
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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good
 
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What surgery you undergoing bro?

Also for hair I would recommend you monk's pepper, looking into scalp tension and this book which seeks to naturally eliminate hair loss by it's roots:
https://amzn.eu/d/96k6X0o
 
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What surgery you undergoing bro?

Also for hair I would recommend you monk's pepper, looking into scalp tension and this book which seeks to naturally eliminate hair loss by it's roots:
https://amzn.eu/d/96k6X0o
Thermal ablation for the two veins in both thighs (varicose veins), I already had the first session, soon gonna get 2nd and final one :feelscry:

I massage my scalp and try to breathe from my mid scalp, it's like I act as if my nostrils are located on my scalp lol.

Monk's pepper? Is it a supplement?

I will look into the book! Appreciate your input pal.

How about you? Any update from the orthodontist?
 
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What surgery you undergoing bro?

Also for hair I would recommend you monk's pepper, looking into scalp tension and this book which seeks to naturally eliminate hair loss by it's roots:
https://amzn.eu/d/96k6X0o
Great book ! Also look into Ray Peat's work
 
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1. go to jannah 🙏
 
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1. be chad
2. be tall
3. be NT
 
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Great book ! Also look into Ray Peat's work
@LancasteR, fellas can you sum up what the book is about? Sorry to say but I can't afford purchasing it :feelscry:
 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)

Edit: POST DOABLE, SANE, REALISTIC WISHES! :pepefrown:
Getting surgeries done to fix my failos and make them my best features, getting as much money as possible, finding some girl that I like and her past and present is clean af
 
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@LancasteR, fellas can you sum up what the book is about? Sorry to say but I can't afford purchasing it :feelscry:

 
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1. Get better health (undergoing surgery soon)
2. Get on hair protocol once and for all that won't cause me sides
3. Start enjoying my days, and live life with gratitude

@shia.jihadist @n9wiff @RomanianZaddy @Vincent Freeman @ey88 (tagging ey88 magically summons 10 replies and 10 reacts, I'm exploiting him :feelshehe:)

Edit: POST DOABLE, SANE, REALISTIC WISHES! :pepefrown:
1/Dissolvant fat jaw (also under ramos/nose)
2/Hope on rad-140 with enclo12.5mg as pct
3/be lean 11-13%bf
 

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