List all reasons why Life is a scam

[_MVP_]

Dating Market
Money system
Even crime Not Worth it
School system
Workcelling
Sports betting
All Money making methods
People can fuck U Over
Bad Luck
Being ugly
Etc

 

[Deleted member 20179]

- can’t change your looks
-can’t ascend from poor to rich
- can’t get matches on tinder
-can’t increase penis size or height
-can’t get drunk for the first time again (brutal)
-can’t lose virginity to dream girl (major one)
-can’t get a good job
-can’t escape danger
-can’t go back in time

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

- can’t change your looks

Depends how ulgy, likely true

-can’t ascend from poor to rich

Cope

- can’t get matches on tinder

True

-can’t increase penis size or height

Cope

-can’t get drunk for the first time again (brutal)

What kind of retard fantasies about this

-can’t lose virginity to dream girl (major one)

1% can

-can’t get a good job

Cope

-can’t escape danger

Become the danger. Kill yourself.

-can’t go back in time

I feel Dat one

 

[_MVP_]

- can’t change your looks
-can’t ascend from poor to rich
- can’t get matches on tinder
-can’t increase penis size or height
-can’t get drunk for the first time again (brutal)
-can’t lose virginity to dream girl (major one)
-can’t get a good job
-can’t escape danger
-can’t go back in time

Legit @chickengizzardcel

 

[Deleted member 32285]

You feel physical pain