List of every asdvek larp

[Notcel]

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this

Woah such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real

Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened? Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

Bro I trusted you….

Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @Node @tuberculosisinmybal @asdvek @inversions

 

[Idontknow-]

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this

Woah such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real

Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened? Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

Bro I trusted you….

Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @Node @tuberculosisinmybal @asdvek @inversions

Too much to read bro.

 

[iblamexyz]

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this

Woah such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real

Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened? Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

Bro I trusted you….

Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @Node @tuberculosisinmybal @asdvek @inversions

Bump high effort

 

[Notcel]

Too much to read bro.

Asdvekpilled

 

[The Fool]

will asdvek survive the coming astrological age?

 

[Notcel]

Bump high effort

Thanks man

 

[Notcel]

will asdvek survive the coming astrological age?

No he’s too busy fucking escorts

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this

Woah such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real

Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened? Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

Bro I trusted you….

Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @Node @tuberculosisinmybal @asdvek @inversions

asdvek went from posting this to posting about drinking milk and eating raw meat jfl

 

[Notcel]

asdvek went from posting this to posting about drinking milk and eating raw meat jfl

At least it isnt larp right?………RIGHT?

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

At least it isnt larp right?………RIGHT?

we will never know tbh wasn't he a cop in texas or some shit like that maybe he got the uniform appeal

 

[PrettyLights]

who the fuck claims their official height in lifts ???

 

[Notcel]

we will never know tbh wasn't he a cop in texas or some shit like that maybe he got the uniform appeal

He was a cop
Then he started going to high school
Then he started raw meat

Totally Natural order of things

 

[Notcel]

who the fuck claims their official height in lifts ???

we will never know tbh wasn't he a cop in texas or some shit like that maybe he got the uniform appeal

The same guy who makes 6 figures as a cop

 

[PrettyLights]

The same guy who makes 6 figures as a cop
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seems legit. i believe him

 

[FiendFiend]

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this

Woah such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real

Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened? Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

Bro I trusted you….

Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @Node @tuberculosisinmybal @asdvek @inversions

hes so fucking braindead its fucking hilarious

 

[Notcel]

hes so fucking braindead its fucking hilarious

The claim that he ascended then a month later was khhv

Its insane

 

[FiendFiend]

The claim that he ascended then a month later was khhv
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Its insane

nah hes a hilarious lolcow

Driving my car rn (with proof)

looksmax.org

no joke this shit actually mate me spit out my water everywhere i think hes actually just so mentally retarded from rotting

 

[unknownincel]

nah hes a hilarious lolcow

Driving my car rn (with proof)

looksmax.org

no joke this shit actually mate me spit out my water everywhere i think hes actually just so mentally retarded from rotting

IM CAGING LMAO

 

[unknownincel]

but i like asdvek so i don't agree with op

 

[inversions]

I dont think hes ever been dead serious mate

 

[asdvek]

Dumb nigger, you already made this EXACT SAME thread before.

You copy and pasted it for reps.

Professional larper 😂 (gtfih)

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this Woah :soy: such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able...

looksmax.org

Dumb faggot. Larp exposed in a sec

Ofc you fooled the 2025cels cuz they wasn't even registered back then when the first thread was made

 

[asdvek]

yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

HOOOOLLYY FUCK YOU RETARD

IM NOT SAYING IM 6'3 OR 6'4 IN THAT POST

IM SAYING THAT AZONIN CLAIMED YHOSE

"Nigga when asked u say muh it's 5.25 girth instead of 6 and I'm 6'3 instead of 6'4'

"NIGGA WHEN U"

"NIGGA WHEN YOU"

I NEVER SAID THOSE ARE MY STATS

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STATS AZONIN WAS CLAIMING

(for niggas that weren't around in 2024, azonin was some larper who deleted)

 

[asdvek]

Bump high effort

Then he started going to high school

WHERE DID I CLAIM I GO TO HIGH SCHOOL NIGGGHEEERRR IM A GROWN ASS MAN

I dont think hes ever been dead serious mate

but i like asdvek so i don't agree with op

YALL NOGGAS READ THE SHIT ABOVE I JUST SAID BRUHHH

 

[Deleted member 77644]

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[unknownincel]

WHERE DID I CLAIM I GO TO HIGH SCHOOL NIGGGHEEERRR IM A GROWN ASS MAN


YALL NOGGAS READ THE SHIT ABOVE I JUST SAID BRUHHH

Yeah bro idc abt these ngas lmao, yourna funny guy so wtv
Ik how old you are youve told me
Dw bruh idc abt this thread

 

[unknownincel]

HOOOOLLYY FUCK YOU RETARD

IM NOT SAYING IM 6'3 OR 6'4 IN THAT POST

IM SAYING THAT AZONIN CLAIMED YHOSE

"Nigga when asked u say muh it's 5.25 girth instead of 6 and I'm 6'3 instead of 6'4'

"NIGGA WHEN U"

"NIGGA WHEN YOU"

I NEVER SAID THOSE ARE MY STATS

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STATS AZONIN WAS CLAIMING

(for niggas that weren't around in 2024, azonin was some larper who deleted)

Ohhhhhhh i see makes sense

 

[ahavik]

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this

Woah such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real

Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened? Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

Bro I trusted you….

Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @Node @tuberculosisinmybal @asdvek @inversions

isnt he indian?

 

[sub5outsider]

how he joined in 2024 it feels like he has been here for centuries

 

[Notcel]

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Brutal

 

[Notcel]

isnt he indian?

He’s claimed a lot of things so idk

 

[Notcel]

WHERE DID I CLAIM I GO TO HIGH SCHOOL NIGGGHEEERRR IM A GROWN ASS MAN


YALL NOGGAS READ THE SHIT ABOVE I JUST SAID BRUHHH

OF COURSE YOU WAIT UNTIL THE SEARCH BAR IS MALFUNCTIONING TO ASK

 

[Notcel]

Ohhhhhhh i see makes sense

IT DOESNT BECAUSE ITS COPE

 

[klip11]

will asdvek survive the coming astrological age?

Yes. Yes he will.

 

[Deleted member 101975]

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this

Woah such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real

Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened? Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

Bro I trusted you….

Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @Node @tuberculosisinmybal @asdvek @inversions

he is the most autistic user
for sure

 

[Notcel]

he is the most autistic user
for sure

Yep fact checked by grok

 

[Notcel]

Dumb nigger, you already made this EXACT SAME thread before.

You copy and pasted it for reps.

Professional larper 😂 (gtfih)

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this Woah :soy: such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able...

looksmax.org

Dumb faggot. Larp exposed in a sec

Ofc you fooled the 2025cels cuz they wasn't even registered back then when the first thread was made

ALL OF IT IS STILL TRUE JFL, YOU JUST COPED THAT A DELETRD USER MADE YOU SAY IT

 

[Deleted member 270565]

Peak entertainment on a Sunday night holy

 

[Notcel]

Peak entertainment on a Sunday night holy

Thanks man

 

[asdvek]

OF COURSE YOU WAIT UNTIL THE SEARCH BAR IS MALFUNCTIONING TO ASK

Retard I said those while the search bar was working

Like how do you think I found the link to the old thread? The search bar was working obv.. faggot

 

[asdvek]

Yep fact checked by grok

Proof

Show grok

 

[Tenres]

The same guy who makes 6 figures as a cop
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Cop who watches Richard Ramirez edits all day

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Niggas got more stories than Walt Disney

 

[Notcel]

Retard I said those while the search bar was working

Like how do you think I found the link to the old thread? The search bar was working obv.. faggot

apparently bookmarks dont exist in your version of .org

 

[alurmo]

He's just a joke atp lol if u take his writing seriously

 

[asdvek]

apparently bookmarks dont exist in your version of .org

Why tf would I bookmark a post attempting to shit on me

 

[Notcel]

Cop who watches Richard Ramirez edits all day

while niggers are commiting crimes he has the time to scroll .org and tell people about raw eggs and insert every video on his feed on here


Makes complete sense

 

[Notcel]

Niggas got more stories than Walt Disney

More tales than a childrens book author

 

[Notcel]

Why tf would I bookmark a post attempting to shit on me

You obviously care about attention

 

[asdvek]

More tales than a childrens book author

 

[asdvek]

You obviously care about attention
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Just show where grok called me autistic