List of pipedream surgeries no one is ever getting

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Let me break it down in more detail. See a lot of greycels being low IQ and throwing around meme tier surgeries like they candies. On looksmax.org there are basically two categories of surgeries people talk about.

1. Realistic / commonly performed aesthetic surgeries (things plastic surgeons actually do)


2. Pipedream / fantasy tier surgeries (things that sound good in theory but are medically extreme, dangerous or almost never offered for purely aesthetic reasons)

Pipedream / Unrealistic Surgeries

Orbital decompression for aesthetics

Real purpose: For thyroid eye disease or orbital tumors to preserve vision.

Why pipedream: Surgeons rarely (basically never) do it for sunken eye or hunter eye look. Yes I am aware Eppley offers something similar but what he does isn't a true orbital decompression. He just used implants a true OD is removing orbital bone or fat to physically make more room for the eye. .It is an etremely risky surgery and can cause double vision or even blindness.


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Cranial vault reduction / skull reshaping

Real purpose: Craniosynostosis, severe deformities, or accident trauma.

Why pipedream: Cosmetic making skull smaller/rounder / flatter is neurosurgery level. Requires scalp removal, bone cutting, plates. Not a single person in the planet offers this for aesthetics.

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Zygomatic osteotomies (zygomatic sandwich, zygomatic repositioning)

Real purpose: Correcting congenital asymmetry or severe trauma.

Why pipedream: Again another functional reserved for accident victims. Rarely done just to widen or project cheekbones aesthetically. Healing is very brutal and painful. Plates and screws involved

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Canthal tendon repositioning for hunter eyes

Real purpose: Rare reconstructive or eyelid support surgery.

Why pipedream: nighas want aesthetic canthal tilt correction but it’s rarely stable long term and often causes eyelid issues.

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More Realistic Surgeries. The ones actually offered by cosmetic surgeons and are willing to do that don't involve significant risk and are not mental mastrubation.

Rhinoplasty (nose job)

Genioplasty (chin advancement/setback)

Jaw implants (custom or standard)

Cheek implants / fillers

Lip lift or lip augmentation

Blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery)

Hair transplant



TLDR-The “pipedream” ones usually come from craniofacial reconstructive surgery territory, not cosmetic surgery. Greycels who read some retarded thews on the forhm hype them up but in practice, you’ll almost never find a surgeon willing to literally cut open your skull in half, severe the sinuses or orbit just for aesthetics. If you even find one he is more of a favela butcher than an actual surgeon with a medical degree
 
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u should probs ask mods to move this to the cosmetic surgery section doe @RealSurgerymax gtfih
 
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Add a nswfw tag to the thread

Not everyone want to see the gore
 
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You forgat the famous lefort 1,2,3

Surgeons will laugh to your face if you start asking to do a lefort for cosmetic reasons
 
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Not reading anything written by an indian
 
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Too expensive and painful
 
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You forgat the famous lefort 1,2,3

Surgeons will laugh to your face if you start asking to do a lefort for cosmetic reasons
Correct all lefort surgeries are also highly functional surgeries. They do it purely for skeletal discrepancies malocclusion, or breathing issues not for minor aesthetic improvements. They have no real place in purely cosmetic surgery.
 
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Not reading anything written by an indian
Someone needs to ban greycels from off topic. Always such low iq useless posts

@got.daim
 
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Yeah we’re limited with the “standard” procedures unfortunately
 
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Let me break it down in more detail. See a lot of greycels being low IQ and throwing around meme tier surgeries like they candies. On looksmax.org there are basically two categories of surgeries people talk about.

1. Realistic / commonly performed aesthetic surgeries (things plastic surgeons actually do)


2. Pipedream / fantasy tier surgeries (things that sound good in theory but are medically extreme, dangerous or almost never offered for purely aesthetic reasons)

Pipedream / Unrealistic Surgeries

Orbital decompression for aesthetics

Real purpose: For thyroid eye disease or orbital tumors to preserve vision.

Why pipedream: Surgeons rarely (basically never) do it for sunken eye or hunter eye look. Yes I am aware Eppley offers something similar but what he does isn't a true orbital decompression. He just used implants a true OD is removing orbital bone or fat to physically make more room for the eye. .It is an etremely risky surgery and can cause double vision or even blindness.


View attachment 4025730


Cranial vault reduction / skull reshaping

Real purpose: Craniosynostosis, severe deformities, or accident trauma.

Why pipedream: Cosmetic making skull smaller/rounder / flatter is neurosurgery level. Requires scalp removal, bone cutting, plates. Not a single person in the planet offers this for aesthetics.

View attachment 4025734


Zygomatic osteotomies (zygomatic sandwich, zygomatic repositioning)

Real purpose: Correcting congenital asymmetry or severe trauma.

Why pipedream: Again another functional reserved for accident victims. Rarely done just to widen or project cheekbones aesthetically. Healing is very brutal and painful. Plates and screws involved

View attachment 4025737


Canthal tendon repositioning for hunter eyes

Real purpose: Rare reconstructive or eyelid support surgery.

Why pipedream: nighas want aesthetic canthal tilt correction but it’s rarely stable long term and often causes eyelid issues.

View attachment 4025739


More Realistic Surgeries. The ones actually offered by cosmetic surgeons and are willing to do that don't involve significant risk and are not mental mastrubation.

Rhinoplasty (nose job)

Genioplasty (chin advancement/setback)

Jaw implants (custom or standard)

Cheek implants / fillers

Lip lift or lip augmentation

Blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery)

Hair transplant



TLDR-The “pipedream” ones usually come from craniofacial reconstructive surgery territory, not cosmetic surgery. Greycels who read some retarded thews on the forhm hype them up but in practice, you’ll almost never find a surgeon willing to literally cut open your skull in half, severe the sinuses or orbit just for aesthetics. If you even find one he is more of a favela butcher than an actual surgeon with a medical degree
Nah bro I’ll be the one in a billion to do obo
 
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Let me break it down in more detail. See a lot of greycels being low IQ and throwing around meme tier surgeries like they candies. On looksmax.org there are basically two categories of surgeries people talk about.

1. Realistic / commonly performed aesthetic surgeries (things plastic surgeons actually do)


2. Pipedream / fantasy tier surgeries (things that sound good in theory but are medically extreme, dangerous or almost never offered for purely aesthetic reasons)

Pipedream / Unrealistic Surgeries

Orbital decompression for aesthetics

Real purpose: For thyroid eye disease or orbital tumors to preserve vision.

Why pipedream: Surgeons rarely (basically never) do it for sunken eye or hunter eye look. Yes I am aware Eppley offers something similar but what he does isn't a true orbital decompression. He just used implants a true OD is removing orbital bone or fat to physically make more room for the eye. .It is an etremely risky surgery and can cause double vision or even blindness.


View attachment 4025730


Cranial vault reduction / skull reshaping

Real purpose: Craniosynostosis, severe deformities, or accident trauma.

Why pipedream: Cosmetic making skull smaller/rounder / flatter is neurosurgery level. Requires scalp removal, bone cutting, plates. Not a single person in the planet offers this for aesthetics.

View attachment 4025734


Zygomatic osteotomies (zygomatic sandwich, zygomatic repositioning)

Real purpose: Correcting congenital asymmetry or severe trauma.

Why pipedream: Again another functional reserved for accident victims. Rarely done just to widen or project cheekbones aesthetically. Healing is very brutal and painful. Plates and screws involved

View attachment 4025737


Canthal tendon repositioning for hunter eyes

Real purpose: Rare reconstructive or eyelid support surgery.

Why pipedream: nighas want aesthetic canthal tilt correction but it’s rarely stable long term and often causes eyelid issues.

View attachment 4025739


More Realistic Surgeries. The ones actually offered by cosmetic surgeons and are willing to do that don't involve significant risk and are not mental mastrubation.

Rhinoplasty (nose job)

Genioplasty (chin advancement/setback)

Jaw implants (custom or standard)

Cheek implants / fillers

Lip lift or lip augmentation

Blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery)

Hair transplant



TLDR-The “pipedream” ones usually come from craniofacial reconstructive surgery territory, not cosmetic surgery. Greycels who read some retarded thews on the forhm hype them up but in practice, you’ll almost never find a surgeon willing to literally cut open your skull in half, severe the sinuses or orbit just for aesthetics. If you even find one he is more of a favela butcher than an actual surgeon with a medical degree
is usa better than korea for these surgeries?
 
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You forgat the famous lefort 1,2,3

Surgeons will laugh to your face if you start asking to do a lefort for cosmetic reasons
I asked my Orthodontist he took me seriously, said I was a candidate for 1
 
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You forgat the famous lefort 1,2,3

Surgeons will laugh to your face if you start asking to do a lefort for cosmetic reasons
Yeah except maybe the lefort 1 since that's done as part of bimax/double jaw surgery.

Ik for a fact Dr.Mirco Raffaini and a few other surgeons do it for aesthetics and are good at it
 
Also OBO definitely belongs on there. Graycels constantly talk about getting it yet almost all competent surgeons will not perform it unless you are medically deformed (like crouzon or treacher collins)
 
Let me break it down in more detail. See a lot of greycels being low IQ and throwing around meme tier surgeries like they candies. On looksmax.org there are basically two categories of surgeries people talk about.

1. Realistic / commonly performed aesthetic surgeries (things plastic surgeons actually do)


2. Pipedream / fantasy tier surgeries (things that sound good in theory but are medically extreme, dangerous or almost never offered for purely aesthetic reasons)

Pipedream / Unrealistic Surgeries

Orbital decompression for aesthetics

Real purpose: For thyroid eye disease or orbital tumors to preserve vision.

Why pipedream: Surgeons rarely (basically never) do it for sunken eye or hunter eye look. Yes I am aware Eppley offers something similar but what he does isn't a true orbital decompression. He just used implants a true OD is removing orbital bone or fat to physically make more room for the eye. .It is an etremely risky surgery and can cause double vision or even blindness.


View attachment 4025730


Cranial vault reduction / skull reshaping

Real purpose: Craniosynostosis, severe deformities, or accident trauma.

Why pipedream: Cosmetic making skull smaller/rounder / flatter is neurosurgery level. Requires scalp removal, bone cutting, plates. Not a single person in the planet offers this for aesthetics.

View attachment 4025734


Zygomatic osteotomies (zygomatic sandwich, zygomatic repositioning)

Real purpose: Correcting congenital asymmetry or severe trauma.

Why pipedream: Again another functional reserved for accident victims. Rarely done just to widen or project cheekbones aesthetically. Healing is very brutal and painful. Plates and screws involved

View attachment 4025737


Canthal tendon repositioning for hunter eyes

Real purpose: Rare reconstructive or eyelid support surgery.

Why pipedream: nighas want aesthetic canthal tilt correction but it’s rarely stable long term and often causes eyelid issues.

View attachment 4025739


More Realistic Surgeries. The ones actually offered by cosmetic surgeons and are willing to do that don't involve significant risk and are not mental mastrubation.

Rhinoplasty (nose job)

Genioplasty (chin advancement/setback)

Jaw implants (custom or standard)

Cheek implants / fillers

Lip lift or lip augmentation

Blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery)

Hair transplant



TLDR-The “pipedream” ones usually come from craniofacial reconstructive surgery territory, not cosmetic surgery. Greycels who read some retarded thews on the forhm hype them up but in practice, you’ll almost never find a surgeon willing to literally cut open your skull in half, severe the sinuses or orbit just for aesthetics. If you even find one he is more of a favela butcher than an actual surgeon with a medical degree
its all good if u had money for this u would get botched getting this much surgeries. Niggas on org think going under the knife is so easy. I hope clav or some shit gets botched.

Salludon looks like he got semi-botched. Fucking hilarious
 

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