list your criminal record

[Deleted member 18159]

Nothing for me. Im too high inhib to do shit

 

[Byjomo]

Convicted pedophile

 

[Nautica]

In 2005 I was at this walmart where my mom worked at a salon in the building. Back in these days they sometimes had DS and Gameboy games just laying outside of the glass case where anyone could just pick them up and steal it. I kept looking up and down the aisle making sure the coast was clear and as I was about to take the game cartridge out the case some guy saw me, smiled and said "you're not gonna steal that are you". Almost pissed myself and told him "haha no, just looking". Whenever I got nervous as a kid I would have the weirdest butterfly sensation in my penis. Anyways, after he left I quickly took the game out, put it in my pocket, and walked back to my mom's salon. I was scared AF everytime I went back to that walmart thinking they had footage of me and I would get arrested.

 

[stevielake]

Sexual assault from squeezing a JBs ass in Tesco

nasty fuck

 

[Zer0/∞]

Possession of child pornography.

 

[Deleted member 19036]

i wasn’t expecting a swedish gentleman like yourself to be such a bad boy

i’m innocent bro, but i don’t think it’s smart to admit what you’ve done

niggas in their lyrics be like:

i just robbed a house i was in the trenches
if you dont know lemme spell his adress
He used to stay at 102 Remba St. had a big white Transporter
I just broke in the house with a 9 it was smith and wesson
Heres my criminal charges
drug possesion
frauding foundations
grand theft auto
raping with no condom

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

• Possesion of illegal weapon
• Possesion of knife
• Assault
• 3 counts of resisting arrest
• 2 counts of insulting police officers
• Assault on police officer
• Many counts of public disturbance
• Robbery
• Theft
• Shoplifting

Being black BBC POWAH