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Why would any women overlook 100+ physical flaws?

Why would any woman want a guy like me?

Here is my flaws:

bad posture (back and neck, born with it did not get it from too much sitting infront of computer etc)

extremely red lips (looks like lipstick)

little head.

big and deformed nose.

bushy eyebrows.

walking strange.

crooked foot.

ptosis/lazy eye.

my skin is terrible.

i have a weird way of looking with my eyes.

acne.

deformed fingers (they are crooked)

Both legs looks strange.

extremely skinny arms.

long forehead,

birthmarks in the face.

incredible bad at talking with people (i suspect that I have some kind of light damage to the brain)

weird voice.

hairy.

skinny/ugly looking Pen¤s

unibrow.

skin that protrudes at the nails.

Hiatus hernia.

strange / ugly hair.

big ears.

virgin and unkissed even though I'm so old.

few friends (never had a female friend).

Dyslexia.

stupid, low iq.

poor eyesight.

afraid of dogs and cats.

will never have a good job and never have a lot of money.

sometimes there are a lot of embarrassing random leak and saliva out of my mouth.

ugly looking teeth and they are yellow.

Sometimes I stammer.

blinks a lot with the eyes.

licking my lips alot.

extreme dandruff (no schampoo helps me)

sweats a lot and often, i use soap and rollon and try different versions .... but of course its not working.

Snores loud/weird according to my brothers. I sound like a car (?)

sleeping problems. Whick makes me look tired and sad.

no clothes suits me. I look ugly in everything.

long neck.

Etc. I can just keep going.

 
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Bad posture and a little"nerd neck" from gaming

Sub 6.5 inch dick

Big hips

Big puffy nipples (not gyno)

Balding hard

Wristcel 6.5 wrist at 6.2 height

Bad eye area and under eye support

Facial assymetry
 
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Why would any women overlook 100+ physical flaws?

Why would any woman want a guy like me?

Here is my flaws:

bad posture (back and neck, born with it did not get it from too much sitting infront of computer etc)

extremely red lips (looks like lipstick)

little head.

big and deformed nose.

bushy eyebrows.

walking strange.

crooked foot.

ptosis/lazy eye.

my skin is terrible.

i have a weird way of looking with my eyes.

acne.

deformed fingers (they are crooked)

Both legs looks strange.

extremely skinny arms.

long forehead,

birthmarks in the face.

incredible bad at talking with people (i suspect that I have some kind of light damage to the brain)

weird voice.

hairy.

skinny/ugly looking Pen¤s

unibrow.

skin that protrudes at the nails.

Hiatus hernia.

strange / ugly hair.

big ears.

virgin and unkissed even though I'm so old.

few friends (never had a female friend).

Dyslexia.

stupid, low iq.

poor eyesight.

afraid of dogs and cats.

will never have a good job and never have a lot of money.

sometimes there are a lot of embarrassing random leak and saliva out of my mouth.

ugly looking teeth and they are yellow.

Sometimes I stammer.

blinks a lot with the eyes.

licking my lips alot.

extreme dandruff (no schampoo helps me)

sweats a lot and often, i use soap and rollon and try different versions .... but of course its not working.

Snores loud/weird according to my brothers. I sound like a car (?)

sleeping problems. Whick makes me look tired and sad.

no clothes suits me. I look ugly in everything.

long neck.

Etc. I can just keep going.


Manlet (5'7" jfl)

Rice (Chinese living in West Coast USA)

Non-NT/Aspie
 
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Not physical but I unironically have a shit personality/aspie jfl. I never talk or even look at people.
 
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Why tf would you be afraid of dogs and cats?lmao how old are you
 
Bulbous nose
Narrow Jaw
Short Chin
Sleepy Eyes
Big Ears
Neck thinner than my face width
 
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Slight upper eyelid exposure
Weak browridge
5 foot 9 & 1/2
Norwooding at 17
High body fat
Double chin
 
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Norwooding
Collagen (poor hormonal profile)
Not 6ft2
Not above 8 inches
________

Mentally ill and very needy
Incompetent to socialize and talk.
Borderline emotions


I think thats it
 
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lack of undereye support
receeded hair line
uneven skintone / redness
scleral show
upper eyelid exposure
uneven nostrils
slight facial asymmetry
 
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Bad posture and a little"nerd neck" from gaming

Sub 6.5 inch dick

Big hips

Big puffy nipples (not gyno)

Balding hard

Wristcel 6.5 wrist at 6.2 height

Bad eye area and under eye support

Facial assymetry
you need 15 inch dick nowadays according to delusional aspies
 
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long philtrum
big nose
small mouth
allergic shiners
M hairline

apart from this im perfecto
 
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literally everything

nct
wide/bulbous nose
big lips
buccal fat
round face (bc of fat)
high e frame :(
 
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Weak browridge (it's like collapsed)
NCT (Almost)
Shorter than average stature (5'7.5")
Thin wrist (6 inches)
Big nigger-tier lips (which I got from my dad)
Slight bulbous nose
Dick girth is like thin (4.5")
Small framed
Long face (but strangely short midface)
Shit IPD
Speech impediment
High buccal fats

Social flaws:
Autism (high functioning, thank goodness)
No jobs
No real friends
Not really creative enough
What I think, isn't usually practical and not to standards
I have moderate neuroticism
Not any capitalizing skills or talents
 
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Dark circle under eye
Thin lips
Weak chin (but I fraud with beard)
below 6ft1
 
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Everything. I hope I go to sleep tonight and never wake up. Please God, if you’re reading this, kill me soon. You won’t let me be happy and you take away everything and everyone I care about, so just kill me and stop tormenting me. I know it’s fun, but enough is enough.
 
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Unfavorable phenotype
Low PFL
Curved lower eyelids
Nose could be slightly narrower and more defined
 
Bad posture
Recessed jaw
NCT
High set eyebrows
Bad bodybuilding genetics
Big bulbous nose
Long midface
Balding
Average penis
Assymetrical features.
 
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norwooding high hairline
high bf
under eye support
 
Slight NCT, 404 fat deposits near eyes
Skin quality
Manlet (it’s over)
Colouring
Unimpressive dick size
High inhib but working on it pretty well
 
Why would any women overlook 100+ physical flaws?

Why would any woman want a guy like me?

Here is my flaws:

bad posture (back and neck, born with it did not get it from too much sitting infront of computer etc)

extremely red lips (looks like lipstick)

little head.

big and deformed nose.

bushy eyebrows.

walking strange.

crooked foot.

ptosis/lazy eye.

my skin is terrible.

i have a weird way of looking with my eyes.

acne.

deformed fingers (they are crooked)

Both legs looks strange.

extremely skinny arms.

long forehead,

birthmarks in the face.

incredible bad at talking with people (i suspect that I have some kind of light damage to the brain)

weird voice.

hairy.

skinny/ugly looking Pen¤s

unibrow.

skin that protrudes at the nails.

Hiatus hernia.

strange / ugly hair.

big ears.

virgin and unkissed even though I'm so old.

few friends (never had a female friend).

Dyslexia.

stupid, low iq.

poor eyesight.

afraid of dogs and cats.

will never have a good job and never have a lot of money.

sometimes there are a lot of embarrassing random leak and saliva out of my mouth.

ugly looking teeth and they are yellow.

Sometimes I stammer.

blinks a lot with the eyes.

licking my lips alot.

extreme dandruff (no schampoo helps me)

sweats a lot and often, i use soap and rollon and try different versions .... but of course its not working.

Snores loud/weird according to my brothers. I sound like a car (?)

sleeping problems. Whick makes me look tired and sad.

no clothes suits me. I look ugly in everything.

long neck.

Etc. I can just keep going.

wtf is this list its longer than the list with side effects of a medicine which is still in testing phase
 
 
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tall height
low iq
 
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Uee
Lack of under eye support
Browridge 404
Narrow jaw
Big forehead
Shit frame
NCT
Shit gonial angle
Low IQ
Subhuman ethnic
 
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Height
Jew nose
 
still 20+ bf%
Shitty hairline
 
List your physical flaws

Me: opens an anatomy book and reads the name of every bone in the human body
 
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None
 
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Cock too huge
 
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Acne, nose, asymmetrical eyebrows, slightly long midface, ectomorph, too much body hair
 
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Acne, nose, asymmetrical eyebrows, slightly long midface, ectomorph, too much body hair
Ectomorph is ideal, i can eat fuck all and stay lean
 
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Ectomorph is ideal, i can eat fuck all and stay lean
I'm afraid it's cope bro, the ideal is 50% ecto 50% meso. At least we aren't endomorphs:)
 
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Chin narrower than ideal
Undereye fat pads could be better
Eyebrows could be denser
 
A chin a bit wider.
Less gonial angle.
Ramus more visible (easily achievable though)
That's it.
 
extreme weird mouth area fucks me up

some users cope with midface, but midface doesnt mean shit imo
 
extreme weird mouth area fucks me up

some users cope with midface, but midface doesnt mean shit imo
Midface is literally the most important thing in your face, even more than eye area and jawline
 
Balding (nw2 at least)
Which also creates a bigger forehead
Long philtrum
Which also results in a longer midface
Only 5'11 (not terrible but taller is ideal)
Asymmetry (left masseter slightly bigger than the right one)
 
Why would any women overlook 100+ physical flaws?

Why would any woman want a guy like me?

Here is my flaws:

bad posture (back and neck, born with it did not get it from too much sitting infront of computer etc)

extremely red lips (looks like lipstick)

little head.

big and deformed nose.

bushy eyebrows.

walking strange.

crooked foot.

ptosis/lazy eye.

my skin is terrible.

i have a weird way of looking with my eyes.

acne.

deformed fingers (they are crooked)

Both legs looks strange.

extremely skinny arms.

long forehead,

birthmarks in the face.

incredible bad at talking with people (i suspect that I have some kind of light damage to the brain)

weird voice.

hairy.

skinny/ugly looking Pen¤s

unibrow.

skin that protrudes at the nails.

Hiatus hernia.

strange / ugly hair.

big ears.

virgin and unkissed even though I'm so old.

few friends (never had a female friend).

Dyslexia.

stupid, low iq.

poor eyesight.

afraid of dogs and cats.

will never have a good job and never have a lot of money.

sometimes there are a lot of embarrassing random leak and saliva out of my mouth.

ugly looking teeth and they are yellow.

Sometimes I stammer.

blinks a lot with the eyes.

licking my lips alot.

extreme dandruff (no schampoo helps me)

sweats a lot and often, i use soap and rollon and try different versions .... but of course its not working.

Snores loud/weird according to my brothers. I sound like a car (?)

sleeping problems. Whick makes me look tired and sad.

no clothes suits me. I look ugly in everything.

long neck.

Etc. I can just keep going.

All cause of not being breastfed
 
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A smile like larsanova and blue eyes and I would be satisfied. My smile is my biggest failo imo although my teeth are all straight smh :feelswhy:
 
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4 inch penis
boneless face with rec chin, long midface 5cm ipd nct
5'2
25/25/25/25 asian black white red
heroin addict
bald
blind in one eye and cant see colors in working one
impotent
post on psl
brutally rejected by eppley for personality and shotgun implants
 
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