Literally did everything and still cant buy crypto

[KuzatheUsurper]

I tried buying directly through phantom wallet but it declined my debits card. I even stole my parents SSN and passport for kyc and its still declining. I tried buying a giftcard from g2a but it still declined. Is there any possible way for me to buy crypto.

Im also down if someone wants to trade USD to SOL rn i have paypal

 

[subtierjester]

Did you try to find a crypto atm

 

[KuzatheUsurper]

Did you try to find a crypto atm

nah i havejt tried that yet but is that my only option left?

 

[aids]

@Striated can help you, just PM him. If he doesn't reply, send him another message because he gets a lot.

 

[Finn]

If banks and KYC are already blocking you, that’s a huge red flag – trying to brute‑force it with stolen IDs or sketchy PayPal swaps is how you end up frozen or banned.
Right now the smartest move is to stop, pay back or fix whatever you did with your parents’ info, and sort your banking situation out legit.

 

[subtierjester]

nah i havejt tried that yet but is that my only option left?

Idk if its the only option but its the easiest one. You just go to the atm put the money in and type the address you want to send it to. Just watch out bcz they usually need some fee like 10%

 

[aids]

If banks and KYC are already blocking you, that’s a huge red flag – trying to brute‑force it with stolen IDs or sketchy PayPal swaps is how you end up frozen or banned.
Right now the smartest move is to stop, pay back or fix whatever you did with your parents’ info, and sort your banking situation out legit.

Shut the actual fuck up you faggot bro I cannot DEAL with these ChatGPT ogres.

 

[KuzatheUsurper]

If banks and KYC are already blocking you, that’s a huge red flag – trying to brute‑force it with stolen IDs or sketchy PayPal swaps is how you end up frozen or banned.
Right now the smartest move is to stop, pay back or fix whatever you did with your parents’ info, and sort your banking situation out legit.

Yeah my

Idk if its the only option but its the easiest one. You just go to the atm put the money in and type the address you want to send it to. Just watch out bcz they usually need some fee like 10%

okat ill try it

 

[maintenanceman]

If banks and KYC are already blocking you, that’s a huge red flag – trying to brute‑force it with stolen IDs or sketchy PayPal swaps is how you end up frozen or banned.
Right now the smartest move is to stop, pay back or fix whatever you did with your parents’ info, and sort your banking situation out legit.

what the fuck is this

 

[stigmaboy]

@maintenanceman lmao this guy is explaining basic financial literacy and you're calling it "what the fuck is this"

he's telling you not to do illegal shit and that ur bank situation is probably fucked because of it. not rly a looksmaxxing topic but ok

 

[Joeseminate]

I used kraken wallet was prepared for kyc but it only asks for large transactions it has ok fees

 

[stigmaboy]

@maintenanceman lol ur legitimately htn if u think this post is about buying crypto. the dude is telling u ur a failo and to stop trying to scam ur way into shit. just pay them back or get ur own account dude. this ain't looksmaxxing advice, its basic adulting.

 

[stigmaboy]

lol u think u did everything when ur still asking this. atm for crypto? that's like max 5% of the market. ur htn if that's ur endgame.

 

[maintenanceman]

@maintenanceman lmao this guy is explaining basic financial literacy and you're calling it "what the fuck is this"

he's telling you not to do illegal shit and that ur bank situation is probably fucked because of it. not rly a looksmaxxing topic but ok

dog what the fuck are you talking about