Living in a dorm is PURE SUIFUEL

[N8verBegan]

I’m paying like 13k a year to live in this shit hole double room. I need my room to be extremely cold for optimal sleep, but this shitty dorm AC never works and reaches 80 degrees when I set it at 65.

The dining hall is ass too. Just classic greasy and unhealthy american cuisine. Pizza, fries, burgers. 90% carbs and 10% protein.

Thank fucking god my first year is almost over. Imma get the nicest $2500 per month apt.

 

[xegigi]

are you going to community college bhai?

 

[N8verBegan]

are you going to community college bhai?

No state uni

 

[Deleted member 33711]

At least you don’t have @Jason Voorhees roommate

 

[xegigi]

No state uni

tragic

 

[N8verBegan]

At least you don’t have @Jason Voorhees roommate

My roommate is somewhat chill, but his gayness and snoring kills me

 

[xegigi]

My roommate is somewhat chill, but his gayness and snoring kills me

have you considered killing him

 

[N8verBegan]

have you considered killing him

No, but I think if I had to stay here for another year, maybe

 

[케이제이]

true, I see chad going into girl’s rooms all the time and my floor reeks of weed

 

[케이제이]

true, I see chad going into girl’s rooms all the day and my floor reeks of weed

And full of niggers

 

[Jason Voorhees]

At least you don’t have @Jason Voorhees roommate

I just spend my day in my friend's room and return late at night to sleep and leave early morning to go to thr gym. I'm only in my room to change clothes or sleep. I haven't talked to my roomate in a while

 

[N8verBegan]

I just spend my day in my friend's room and return late at night to sleep and leave early morning to go to thr gym. I'm only in my room to change clothes or sleep. I haven't talked to my roomate in a while

Is this squirtle btw?

 

[Deleted member 23558]

No wonder all my murican resudent curry friends descended so hard

 

[mayo mogger]

I’m paying like 13k a year to live in this shit hole double room. I need my room to be extremely cold for optimal sleep, but this shitty dorm AC never works and reaches 80 degrees when I set it at 65.

The dining hall is ass too. Just classic greasy and unhealthy american cuisine. Pizza, fries, burgers. 90% carbs and 10% protein.

Thank fucking god my first year is almost over. Imma get the nicest $2500 per month apt.

bhai why dont live at the security guard's room i would do that instead if i were you

 

[N8verBegan]

bhai why dont live at the security guard's room i would do that instead if i were you

We dont have a security guard bhai

 

[Gonthar]

I’m paying like 13k a year to live in this shit hole double room. I need my room to be extremely cold for optimal sleep, but this shitty dorm AC never works and reaches 80 degrees when I set it at 65.

The dining hall is ass too. Just classic greasy and unhealthy american cuisine. Pizza, fries, burgers. 90% carbs and 10% protein.

Thank fucking god my first year is almost over. Imma get the nicest $2500 per month apt.

Lol, what about the dorm parties and girls?
While dorm living conditions generally suck, the advantage is that you get to go to a lot of parties, meet tons of girls, can easily get laid, etc....

 

[mayo mogger]

We dont have a security guard bhai

like the college itself doesnt have security gaurds?

 

[N8verBegan]

Lol, what about the dorm parties and girls?
While dorm living conditions generally suck, the advantage is that you get to go to a lot of parties, meet tons of girls, can easily get laid, etc....

Only subhuman indians go to dorm “parties”

Why would anyone go there when there are frat parties and hella bars tbh

 

[N8verBegan]

like the college itself doesnt have security gaurds?

We just have police

 

[Gonthar]

Only subhuman indians go to dorm “parties”

Why would anyone go there when there are frat parties and hella bars tbh

I don't know, we don't have frats in my country...

 

[N8verBegan]

I don't know, we don't have frats in my country...

Are you a UKcel?

 

[try2beme]

Its really good but also really bad

 

[gooner23]

Just get ear plugs I intentionally set my ac to 82 so I don’t have to play the electricity bills and then cool it at night

 

[N8verBegan]

Just get ear plugs I intentionally set my ac to 82 so I don’t have to play the electricity bills and then cool it at night

82 is crazy. I would be angry 24/7 at that temperature

 

[gooner23]

82 is crazy. I would be angry 24/7 at that temperature

I’m like ass naked during the day but I think it got used to it

 

[gigell]

Is your roommate a girl ?

 

[N8verBegan]

Is your roommate a girl ?

No. He is a 6’4 gay man

 

[gigell]

No. He is a 6’4 gay man

beat his ass

 

[케이제이]

Lol, what about the dorm parties and girls?
While dorm living conditions generally suck, the advantage is that you get to go to a lot of parties, meet tons of girls, can easily get laid, etc....

Chad only, riccels like me get stuck in their little room all day only leaving to attend class and eat

 

[Gonthar]

Chad only, riccels like me get stuck in their little room all day only leaving to attend class and eat

Lol, back in my days dorms were like one big party house, where everyone knew everyone, you could easily go and enter any room, chat and hang out with other people or invite them to your room, or whenever there was a party and you heard loud music, you could simply go there uninvited and join in...

 

[Deleted member 57464]

i live in my basement

 

[Lulleko]

Sometimes I wish I was living in a dorm to get the full college experience but reading these posts makes me grateful I have family members nearby I can stay with.