Living the life of a 90 year old man at the age of 26

[Vermilioncore]

The other day my dad came home at 2 am like a teenager and texted me to unlock the door. I was fast asleep in my room after drinking hot tea. I went downstairs and unlocked it for him. He was with his girl all night partying while I was reading books upstairs before falling asleep at 9 pm.

It’s like a comedy movie or some shit innit

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Dn rd, welcome back.

 

[Vermilioncore]

We switch roles. I’m his dad and he’s my son now

 

[Deleted member 4362]

@8PSLcel been on ur ass he gonna have more posts by next week

 

[Vermilioncore]

@8PSLcel been on ur ass he gonna have more posts by next week

Oh shit. Might have to find him and kill him. Hitman shit innit

 

[Deleted member 17791]

@8PSLcel been on ur ass he gonna have more posts by next week

Oh shit. Might have to find him and kill him. Hitman shit innit

I'll have more posts by the end of the day

 

[Vermilioncore]

I'll have more posts by the end of the day

Shit almost damn nigga don’t catch up…

 

[Will Blunderfield]

I’m 28 and very elderly

 

[Deleted member 15827]

@inferiorpispot234 lives the life of a 120 year old man at 18

 

[Vermilioncore]

@inferiorpispot234 lives the life of a 120 year old man at 18

Benjamin Button shit innit

 

[Deleted member 15827]

Benjamin Button shit innit

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Shit almost damn nigga don’t catch up…