LL is so cool

[Deleted member 17723]

i could go from 5ft 9 to 6ft

i would tell foids i was in a car accident years ago

since all foids are dumb they would believe me and feel sorry for me

 

[Deleted member 17723]

i could go from 5ft 9 to 6ft

i would tell foids i was in a car accident years ago

since all foids are dumb they would believe me and feel sorry for me

plus i could larp and say i had a girl riding shotgun and she died

 

[currylightskin]

plus i could larp and say i had a girl riding shotgun and she died

 

[Deleted member 17723]

this would be the plan

get LL and trimax
move to Rio

i could even larp as american to some chicks. would be fun af

but no i have to go to college and be a normie and get zero action. over

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I wish I was manlet like tom holland. Short men slay so hard.

 

[Deleted member 17723]

I wish I was manlet like tom holland. Short men slay so hard.

there is a midget in Brasil with a 19 cm dick, he is 122 cm or something

they asked him: would you trade 5 cm of your dick for 50 cm in height

he said no

 

[Deleted member 17791]

there is a midget in Brasil with a 19 cm dick, he is 122 cm or something

they asked him: would you trade 5 cm of your dick for 50 cm in height

he said no

Wanna hear a joke?

There was a frenchman who had a twelve inch cock. He went out to meat with a witch.

Please, do you have any way to shorten my penis? I cannot fuck properly.

Ah yes, in the swamp, there is a magic frog that if he says no, you will lose two inches.

The frenchman set out to find the magical frog

Ah mr frog, will you marry me?

No

And the frenchman's cock went from twelve inches to ten

Oh this is perfect! Much more manage able.

Mr frog, will you marry me?

No

Beautiful, it's down to eight inches. It can nearly fit in my girlfriend's pussy now.

mr frog, will you marry me?

NO, how many times do I have to tell you? NO NO NO!

 

[Eduardo DOV]

vc eh 1 catarinense caipira doente mental e n vao ser 7cm de altura q vao mudar isso

 

[Deleted member 17723]

vc eh 1 catarinense caipira doente mental e n vao ser 7cm de altura q vao mudar isso

como vc descobriu tudo isso?

 

[Eduardo DOV]

como vc descobriu tudo isso?

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