MrMatumbo
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First, I want to clarify that
1. It obviously didn't ascend me much, base still shit but something is something I guess
2. It wasn't puberty because my face still looks the same when I don't do the frauds
but the good thing is that I can pretty much do it everyday without being noticed or exposed instantly
I will keep it very simple and I'm not larping and will say what I did completely shamelessly and this is very simple, all I did can be easily explained more by other members
1. I put small amounts of duck tape in my upper eyelid and roll my head forward so my upper eyelid goes inside my orbits and sticks to the duck tape and I squint very mildly (bought facelift tape on temu because slightly squinting does still look autistic and duct tape itches a little
2. Bonesmashing all day for fluid build up on zygos, chin and jaw, not true bone growth, just water so I have to go the bathroom every couple hours to hit my face
3. I am constantly biting down on some makeshift device made out of erasing gum bits and steel wire, makes speaking a little hard but I don't speak a lot anyways and when I have to, I can quickly move it and put it back in position and it looks like I uncomfortably swallow saliva
4. I am practicing posture to slightly tilt my head up and have a better gonial angle
Future plans:
Get epiduo for my mild acne and blackheads
Get an endocrinologist visit to check my hormones and HGH
Get a haircut but first I will let my hair grow
Get better eyelashes and eyebrows
Get orthodontics to fix my protruding chimp teeth
Get those rubber things to be able to fraud a sharper nose
Facelift tape for eyes like I described and be able to have a better hyoid without having to suck in air like a retard
Get that cosplay teeth resin, attach it to my teeth in a twin block device like position so I can be able to jut comfortably while being able to speak
Marpe with headgear (opens sutures so there's some advancement)
Further surgery but planning now without CT scans and this young is pointless, all I can do now is this, lift weights, eat healthy and work hard to save money
1. It obviously didn't ascend me much, base still shit but something is something I guess
2. It wasn't puberty because my face still looks the same when I don't do the frauds
but the good thing is that I can pretty much do it everyday without being noticed or exposed instantlyI will keep it very simple and I'm not larping and will say what I did completely shamelessly and this is very simple, all I did can be easily explained more by other members
1. I put small amounts of duck tape in my upper eyelid and roll my head forward so my upper eyelid goes inside my orbits and sticks to the duck tape and I squint very mildly (bought facelift tape on temu because slightly squinting does still look autistic and duct tape itches a little
2. Bonesmashing all day for fluid build up on zygos, chin and jaw, not true bone growth, just water so I have to go the bathroom every couple hours to hit my face
3. I am constantly biting down on some makeshift device made out of erasing gum bits and steel wire, makes speaking a little hard but I don't speak a lot anyways and when I have to, I can quickly move it and put it back in position and it looks like I uncomfortably swallow saliva
4. I am practicing posture to slightly tilt my head up and have a better gonial angle
Future plans:
Get epiduo for my mild acne and blackheads
Get an endocrinologist visit to check my hormones and HGH
Get a haircut but first I will let my hair grow
Get better eyelashes and eyebrows
Get orthodontics to fix my protruding chimp teeth
Get those rubber things to be able to fraud a sharper nose
Facelift tape for eyes like I described and be able to have a better hyoid without having to suck in air like a retard
Get that cosplay teeth resin, attach it to my teeth in a twin block device like position so I can be able to jut comfortably while being able to speak
Marpe with headgear (opens sutures so there's some advancement)
Further surgery but planning now without CT scans and this young is pointless, all I can do now is this, lift weights, eat healthy and work hard to save money
