LMAO MY BANK HELPED ME SCAM MY DEALER (BOREDCELS GTFIH)

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Holy fuck this is hilarious. The bank SCAMMED my 'research compound' dealer and I got a extra 100$ :lul::lul::lul:


So guys normally when you buy research compound shit you pay in crypto right? Well, I was searching around for sources for (I won't mention what I'm buying because I don't want this situation to be able to be traced to me) and I came upon Sports Technology Labs.


Now for some reason they didn't have a crypto payment option, there was only zelle and bank account linking and shit. And I was kinda pissed because my money was split between my crypto and my bank acount and neither had enough money, but my dumbass crypto wallet doesn't let me convert less than 25$ to USD. So I had to borrow money from my brother.
Anyways I did the bank account linking shit, payed for it. Got a email with the tracking, it arrived yesterday.

I still had to buy some ancillaries and I was super short on cash, and my brother was as well, so we would have had to take a long walk to the bank and diddly daddle with the ATM.

BUT I CHECKED MY BANK ACCOUNT TODAY AND I HAD AN EXTRA 100$ LMAO. I was fucking confused, like maybe one of the 10 transactions i made this week was still processing. But I scrolled through the transaction history and the -100$ (cost of the sarms) did not show up anywhere. Which is fucking hilarious because when I bought it I saw it there and it was processing.

WHICH MEANS THE BANK FLAGGED IT AND RETURNED THE MONEY TO ME LMAO
Cuz i use bank of america which has tons of fucking security like it flags everything and normally I use crypto so they can't block it but the bank fucking SCAMMED the website lmao and my package STILL GOT DELIVERED :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

TIME TO ASCEND BHAIYAYAS FINALLY SOME LUCK IN MY LIFE!!!
 
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I sent my money to buy ascension material. The bank flagged it as suspicious and returned the payment. But the stuff I "bought" still arrived :lul::lul:
 
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