Lol at my mum tryna set-me-up for an arranged marriage with her friends' 33 year old daughter. BRUV!

[Deleted member 6908]

I only just turned 29 and she thinks this can run.

I'm dead

 

[Deleted member 11748]

I wish my mum did the same

 

[Deleted member 1476]

is your mum single

 

[Deleted member 11370]

I only just turned 29 and she thinks this can run.

I'm dead

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bruuuh

how can u talk to yo mom like that my video would be posted on liveleak if i do anything close to that

 

[Deleted member 6908]

is your mum single

Is your face durable? Watch what you say bruv.

 

[Vitruvian]

why 33 even religious people know there is a timer 18-25

 

[Deleted member 10413]

Is your mom disappointed in you for not getting married yet?
She gives off a very desperate vibe to me.

 

[Deleted member 3299]

is your mum single

Is your face durable? Watch what you say bruv.

LOL

 

[Deleted member 12270]

She’s doing you a favor you close eyed Indian janitor....

 

[Deleted member 11370]

is your mum single

Jm10 and making it happen BOXING battle.


would be hella fun to watch, makin it happen would prob win my bet is with the curry

unless Jm10 is like above 6'

 

[curryboy123]

based

 

[beastmax]

I only just turned 29 and she thinks this can run.

I'm dead

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Respect your mother she birthed you

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Jm10 and making it happen BOXING battle.


would be hella fun to watch, makin it happen would prob win my bet is with the curry

unless Jm10 is like above 6'

jm10 is a stabber he has big knives

 

[Deleted member 11370]

jm10 is a stabber he has big knives

my bet is still on makinit happen

 

[LebenistneHure]

God I hate when parents do this shit. I'm so hopeless though not even my 17yo sister is willing to set me up with any of her friends lmao

 

[Deleted member 6908]

I sent my mum my best two pictures to send her. Now I'm just waiting for hers.

Let's have the odds on her being Good Looking, Average or Ugly.

 

[Deleted member 6908]

These were some of them I believe: Same IPD lmao/

 

[Deleted member 11370]

God I hate when parents do this shit. I'm so hopeless though not even my 17yo sister is willing to set me up with any of her friends lmao

why would your sister hook u up with her friends.

just lower your sister social standing by x10 for even mentioning you in a sexual manner.

 

[curryboy123]

I sent my mum my best two pictures to send her. Now I'm just waiting for hers.

Let's have the odds on her being Good Looking, Average or Ugly.

bet she is fat and has a moustache tbh. she is 33 and single and a curry

 

[Deleted member 11370]

I sent my mum my best two pictures to send her. Now I'm just waiting for hers.

Let's have the odds on her being Good Looking, Average or Ugly.

figure out what u want, do u want a wife and childeren or do u want a fuckbuddy your 29 make up your mind.

if it's the first just make sure she can birth good sons and is 4/10 and looks pure i'd say take her if just fuck buddy just make sure she looks hot and pump and dump.

and yes ik 33 is a bit old but if u don't catch this train the next train might be 10x worse.

my 2 cents.

 

[St. Wristcel]

your mom is a mogger ngl

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Chad in his prime ngl

 

[Deleted member 4044]

My Hindu bhai, your mom sounds far more chill than mine

 

[Deleted member 4044]

Show some photos of your mom in her prime. Looks hot

 

[Deleted member 6908]

figure out what u want, do u want a wife and childeren or do u want a fuckbuddy your 29 make up your mind.

if it's the first just make sure she can birth good sons and is 4/10 and looks pure i'd say take her if just fuck buddy just make sure she looks hot and pump and dump.

and yes ik 33 is a bit old but if u don't catch this train the next train might be 10x worse.

my 2 cents.

Well we'll soon see what she looks like won't we?

Even if she is attractive, if she has got one of those resting bitch faces that sets in in London girls after all that soulless city life work throughout the years, Imma pass.

But we'll see. She will probably find me cute and send her photo, but she may not.

 

[.👽.]

Jfl funny my mom wants to set me up with a village Girl too. Dont accept this shit bro

 

[Deleted member 2684]

I only just turned 29 and she thinks this can run.

I'm dead

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Brutal oldcel pill

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Jfl funny my mom wants to set me up with a village Girl too. Dont accept this shit bro

She works in the city apparently and is born and bred here. Found me "adorable" in my photos.

I wonder whether she believes that adorable face is on a 6 foot 1 guy tho?

 

[.👽.]

She works in the city apparently and is born and bred here. Found me "adorable" in my photos.

I wonder whether she believes that adorable face is on a 6 foot 1 guy tho?

Man maybe shes a good catch who knows. But yea its sus that shes 33 and single. Wait for her pics and share with us jfl and yea dont mention your height

 

[Deleted member 13197]

Send pics of her

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Man maybe shes a good catch who knows. But yea its sus that shes 33 and single. Wait for her pics and share with us jfl and yea dont mention your height

5'8 is a no no for Indian birds after 25, trust me. That's when they stop going for the pretty boys.

Indian birds are the worst when it comes to height. 6'1+ is needed. Even if your face is super good. My theory is it's because they are well-educated women and want to "feel" like girls and that's easier with a domineering figure in front of them.

 

[.👽.]

5'8 is a no no for Indian birds after 25, trust me. That's when they stop going for the pretty boys.

Indian birds are the worst when it comes to height. 6'1+ is needed. Even if your face is super good. My theory is it's because they are well-educated women and want to "feel" like girls and that's easier with a domineering figure in front of them.

Ah i didnt catch that she was indian. Then she prob didnt get a white chad now she needs to settle down a bit.. you could get a white girl tbh go for it, gl

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Ah i didnt catch that she was indian. Then she prob didnt get a white chad now she needs to settle down a bit.. you could get a white girl tbh go for it, gl

You think my mother would be this keen if she was white or black dude? Lmao. Come on.

 

[Deleted member 2205]

why 33 even religious people know there is a timer 18-25

Yeah lol my uncle got arranged marriage with some 22 year old girl at 30

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Yeah lol my uncle got arranged marriage with some 22 year old girl at 30

These are moderate Indian girls dude lol

They aren't dot wearers everywhere they go

Only family weddings, festivals and get-togethers. Diwali and all that shit.

She will 100% speak like an Indian girl from the inner City. I am positive on that. I've dated these in the past. I am looking to shag her but we'll see what the face is saying, both looks-wise and personality-wise. You can tell a lot about their personality/character by this age as they've been an adult for a quite a while lol.

 

[Deleted member 10913]

I only just turned 29 and she thinks this can run.

I'm dead

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bro just marry, look at salludon and take example

 

[pizza]

bro just marry, look at salludon and take example

imagine be 7 PSL and be married jfl

 

[john2]

Yo this is really based.

Imagine being so low inhib to talk like this to your mother. Your mom sounds so chill too. I'm MIRIN hard.

 

[Deleted member 6531]

This is why I come on .me, holy fuck I died at this the whole thread. Thank u for the comedy bhai

 

[Rabbi]

I only just turned 29 and she thinks this can run.

I'm dead

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Based chadpreet

 

[Stare]

I only just turned 29 and she thinks this can run.

I'm dead

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Nigga, you are 29 and you seek validation on a forum full of teenagers. A 33 yo roastie is the best thing you can get, stop being autistic.

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Look it is what it is, she hasn't a single attractive feminine feature about her face.

We're very harsh on each other and most of us are normies. If she were a dude we'd be saying she's a 3 and this is WITH makeup. She isn't even a normie girl imo. Bottom tier norm at best and lord knows without the crayon-work.

Sure she's really sweet and I ain't being shallow when saying I gotta find the bird at least in some-way SLIGHTLY attractive

 

[Deleted member 12002]

I only just turned 29 and she thinks this can run.

I'm dead

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I see. So you haven't come out to your family yet. Just tell em, dude. It'll be like a huge weight lifted off your shoulders.

 

[Deleted member 10652]

Look it is what it is, she hasn't a single attractive feminine feature about her face.

We're very harsh on each other and most of us are normies. If she were a dude we'd be saying she's a 3 and this is WITH makeup. She isn't even a normie girl imo. Bottom tier norm at best and lord knows without the crayon-work.

Sure she's really sweet and I ain't being shallow when saying I gotta find the bird at least in some-way SLIGHTLY attractive

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I think she used some kind of filter also.

Wouldn't especially at 33.

 

[Deleted member 6908]

I think she used some kind of filter also.

Wouldn't especially at 33.

I know the camera hurts us with lens distortion, but there is nothing there. No lips. Bug eyes.

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Mum just sent me this lol. Same bird. Looks better but the makeup is clearly giving her better cheekbones and all of that. Contouring. These girls know the ropes.

 

[Deleted member 6531]

If

Look it is what it is, she hasn't a single attractive feminine feature about her face.

We're very harsh on each other and most of us are normies. If she were a dude we'd be saying she's a 3 and this is WITH makeup. She isn't even a normie girl imo. Bottom tier norm at best and lord knows without the crayon-work.

Sure she's really sweet and I ain't being shallow when saying I gotta find the bird at least in some-way SLIGHTLY attractive

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If you reproduce with this girl and your child inherits those eyes and he's a guy it's over

 

[Deleted member 6531]

Mum just sent me this lol. Same bird. Looks better but the makeup is clearly giving her better cheekbones and all of that. Contouring. These girls know the ropes.


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You need a picture with no makeup/minimal makeup and no filter and good lighting

She will be like a 3/10 tbh

 

[Introvertednarc]

Look it is what it is, she hasn't a single attractive feminine feature about her face.

We're very harsh on each other and most of us are normies. If she were a dude we'd be saying she's a 3 and this is WITH makeup. She isn't even a normie girl imo. Bottom tier norm at best and lord knows without the crayon-work.

Sure she's really sweet and I ain't being shallow when saying I gotta find the bird at least in some-way SLIGHTLY attractive

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She looks like shit man ...

 

[Deleted member 5656]

Just betabux her