LOL if you arnt DMing your bird as a zyros spoof account on instagram

[2peasinapod]

i did this with great success

i made a zyros instagram accountr with all his selfies and quickly got a large following due to looking like witcher

then i DM'd cinderella asking if shes up for a chat after dark in the woods

she never responded and then when i saw her she complained some stringy looking mong tried to chat her up which made me laugh a lot and put me at ease to fuck her

i didnt even have to have a cider that evening

 

[william]

very british post ngl

 

[Deleted member 1774]

two peas in a pod

 

[Tony]

 

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