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THE COMMENTS ARE LEGIT DEPRESSING. IMAGINE BEING BLACK AND HAVING A SMALL DICK, THAT IS THE MOST BRUTAL THING I CAN IMAGINE.
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4-4.5 erect as a 6'0 black guy. how has he not commited suicide??!?!

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he said his dick was in his profile so i checked...
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jfl, how cruel is mother nature??!?!
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"a girl once told me she won't blow me cause I don't have the typical BBC"
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everyday i thank the lord i have an unfrauded 7.3 x 5.5 bbc
 
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That was to long a wall of text.
 
Caged at that dick
 
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It is what it,the stereotype is good only for big dick black man.
 
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Why he is frauding the measurement?
 
You know u lost life if you have small dick as black male.
 
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You know its fucking over when you get dickmogged by gooks.
 
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You know u lost life if you have small dick as black male.
if i was a 6'7 kelly oubre clone i would still instantly suicide if i had sub 7x5.5
 
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i have a tiny pee pee, fuck its over
 
Alright boys the dickpill has been proven enough times already

If you are small and not doing penis extension, what are you doing?
 
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I kinda feel bad for black guys because of the BBC stereotype. As a white guy myself, I know my 6 inch average dick won't make her scream of pleasure or anything, but atleast I know she won't be expecting some kind of a monster cock to pop from my pants and then sigh out of disappointment.
 
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THE COMMENTS ARE LEGIT DEPRESSING. IMAGINE BEING BLACK AND HAVING A SMALL DICK, THAT IS THE MOST BRUTAL THING I CAN IMAGINE.
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4-4.5 erect as a 6'0 black guy. how has he not commited suicide??!?!

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he said his dick was in his profile so i checked...
jfl, how cruel is mother nature??!?!
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"a girl once told me she won't blow me cause I don't have the typical BBC"
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everyday i thank the lord i have an unfrauded 7.3 x 5.5 bbc
that guy is like just under 6 inch based on the ruler, but it looks smaller than that.. why is that i wonder, is he frauding?
Alright boys the dickpill has been proven enough times already

If you are small and not doing penis extension, what are you doing?
Penis extension is what? What is it bro
 
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BBC gang fuckers
 
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I kinda feel bad for black guys because of the BBC stereotype. As a white guy myself, I know my 6 inch average dick won't make her scream of pleasure or anything, but atleast I know she won't be expecting some kind of a monster cock to pop from my pants and then sigh out of disappointment.
caged at autism
 
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Average to slightly above average dick men browse that sub to feel good about themselves. Stop laughing at others misfortune
 
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"a girl once told me she won't blow me cause I don't have the typical BBC"

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that guy is like just under 6 inch based on the ruler, but it looks smaller than that.. why is that i wonder, is he frauding?
The ruler is not on the top of the dick,he claimed 4-4.5 himself.
 
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every dude should use a stretcher even if you got a BBC
 
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well blacks being big is just a stereotype
 
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The ruler is not on the top of the dick,he claimed 4-4.5 himself.
is there a legit way to increase dick size in puberty

i know dht gel but i already have shitty hairline.

it’s not dicklet but if i gained 0.5-1 inch i would be kinda in big ish dick territory if i have a strong erection
 
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is there a legit way to increase dick size in puberty

i know dht gel but i already have shitty hairline.

it’s not dicklet but if i gained 0.5-1 inch i would be kinda in big ish dick territory if i have a strong erection
Dick grows until you're like 13 or smth, but yeah, if you start very early on, you may get some benefits with DHT gel.
 
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What are u talking about, son?
i mean that if a girl is that much into dick's fascination and stéréotype she is not worth it for ltr
 
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is there a legit way to increase dick size in puberty

i know dht gel but i already have shitty hairline.

it’s not dicklet but if i gained 0.5-1 inch i would be kinda in big ish dick territory if i have a strong erection
not as far as i know,but you can increse by penis enlargement with extender,penis pump,jelq,stretched,that kinda stuff.
 
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lifefuel for huge-cocked ricecels
 
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i cant imagine anything more brutal and cruel then being black with a small dick. my heart goes out to these men indeed.
 
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i cant imagine anything more brutal and cruel then being black with a small dick. my heart goes out to these men indeed.
cope. not beeing chad is worse
 
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Wonder what it’s like to be asian with a big dick
 
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arent there surgeries to get a bigger cock?

they could ascend easily
 
Once I had a dream that dick donation was a thing and in the dream I was friends with the kid from pokemon, he ended up dying and on his death bed he donated his dick to me, it was 10 inches
 
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i mean that if a girl is that much into dick's fascination and stéréotype she is not worth it for ltr
Yeah, well I bet every woman will think the same. Women who prefer small dicks are very rare cares, it's just that some bitches know how to shut the fuck up about it and be respectful, and some will probably burst out laughing or be negative if you're really small, like in that black dudes case.
It's like almost every man wants a thin victorias secret angel type of girl, but only a very few lucky ones will get one. They will still hope in their heads while fucking their fat wife that they'd be boning some prime stacy. It's the same with women, most women will be respectful, but almost all of them would still like a guy with a 10 inch pecker.
 
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Yeah, well I bet every woman will think the same. Women who prefer small dicks are very rare cares, it's just that some bitches know how to shut the fuck up about it and be respectful, and some will probably burst out laughing or be negative if you're really small, like in that black dudes case.
It's like almost every man wants a thin victorias secret angel type of girl, but only a very few lucky ones will get one. They will still hope in their heads while fucking their fat wife that they'd be boning some prime stacy. It's the same with women, most women will be respectful, but almost all of them would still like a guy with a 10 inch pecker.
i Guess i'm not Bad then with 7 inch. but for me body doesn't really matter as long she is not a fatcel.
face is everything so i was hoping for them to think the same...
 
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i Guess i'm not Bad then with 7 inch. but for me body doesn't really matter as long she is not a fatcel.
face is everything so i was hoping for them to think the same...
why is everyone saying length and not girth?!?!?!?! sub 5.5 girth its still over even with 9 inch

girth is just as important if not slightly more so than length
 
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i Guess i'm not Bad then with 7 inch. but for me body doesn't really matter as long she is not a fatcel.
face is everything so i was hoping for them to think the same...
Yeah, face is important, but I feel like big dick is more to woman than a tight vag for a man. Women enjoy sex in general more than men. And no, 7 inches is like alright. I wouldn't think about my cock at all if I had that one extra inch.
 
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why is everyone saying length and not girth?!?!?!?! sub 5.5 girth its still over even with 9 inch
Because most men have a decent girth. Having a dude with a pencil dick is really fucking rare, and if it does happen, it's always with guys who got short dick too.
 
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why is everyone saying length and not girth?!?!?!?! sub 5.5 girth its still over even with 9 inch
don't know how to measure it jfl.
but last Time i tried to measure it with a ruler it wasn't below 12cm.
 
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big black cock is a myth
 
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Yeah, face is important, but I feel like big dick is more to woman than a tight vag for a man. Women enjoy sex in general more than men. And no, 7 inches is like alright. I wouldn't think about my cock at all if I had that one extra inch.
you are probably right. we are the romantic ones...
 
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don't know how to measure it jfl.
but last Time i tried to measure it with a ruler it wasn't below 12cm.
If you don't have measuring tape, just stick your dick inside toilet paper roll, if it touches all the walls or doesn't fit, your dick is good enough girth.
 
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My dick is pink and juicy:feelsez:
 
brutal



 
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