London female claims alien lover she met from Instagram better than any Tinder Chad...

[Lawton88]

Woman says her alien lover is better in bed than Earthmen

A London woman has appeared on This Morning to talk about falling in love with an alien, saying that her intergalactic lover is better in bed than 'Earthmen'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Must have sensed his superior genes...

 

[n0rthface]

I’m Cucked by schizophrenic induced aliens, my life is fucking over

 

[Deleted member 15067]

From the planet Mahercury

 

[buckchadley31]

Absolute state of britcels. Their women would rather chose to fuck some alien balloon over them

 

[BearBoy]

.👽.

he ascended

 

[weedcoper]

 

[sibience]

Over if your palpebral fissure length and positive canthal tilt is less than this