London rental prices: £12k per month ($15.3k) for tiny home

SecularIslamist

SecularIslamist

𝕯𝖝𝕯 intersectional feminist and Islamist jihadi
Joined
Nov 21, 2022
Posts
25,603
Reputation
49,884


Tagging UKcels

@Xangsane
@WishIwasChico
@forevergymcelling
@JohnDoe
@MaestheticMaso
@Pretty
@FailedNormieManlet
@PrinceLuenLeoncur
 
  • JFL
  • +1
  • Ugh..
Reactions: flippasav, Wallenberg, aspiringexcel and 11 others
first i drop my top

then i swerve my coupe

counting all these bands aye
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: EverythingMattersCel, ascension and Deleted member 27452
It's over for londoncels. Work remotely outside London with London wages is ideal.
 
  • +1
Reactions: flippasav, Wallenberg, aspiringexcel and 7 others
  • +1
Reactions: JohnDoe and SecularIslamist
It's over for londoncels. Work remotely outside London with London wages is ideal.
Or multiple remote jobs with chatgpt (IK someone in the UK who does this)
 
  • +1
Reactions: JohnDoe and SecularIslamist


Tagging UKcels

@Xangsane
@WishIwasChico
@forevergymcelling
@JohnDoe
@MaestheticMaso
@Pretty
@FailedNormieManlet
@PrinceLuenLeoncur

It’s shit but then when you realise how overpopulated London is it makes sense. Jsut don’t live in London and you’ll be alright
 
  • +1
Reactions: aspiringexcel, Deleted member 6128, aBetterMii and 1 other person
Or multiple remote jobs with chatgpt (IK someone in the UK who does this)
Explain this? How does he do it?

I was thinking of doing the same thing but my exp in the field is less than one year and I have only gotten my first tech job. But make no mistake I’ll be doing this soon mwahahaha

I just hate that jobs need “references” from previous workplaces if it wasn’t for that I’d have 4 jobs
 
  • +1
Reactions: aspiringexcel, SecularIslamist and Xangsane
That house is sexy though.
 
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 23778
Explain this? How does he do it?
Mind you he started doing this straight out of uni, though he's a masters grad. He's a whitecel normie. He has like 3 computers open at the same time and runs chatgpt, copies and pastes jupyters and code into chat gpt and asks it to complete the full code for him. Then he can multitask quickly and still have time to slay.
I was thinking of doing the same thing but my exp in the field is less than one year and I have only gotten my first tech job. But make no mistake I’ll be doing this soon mwahahaha
It's very ideal. And are you enjoying your first tech job?
I just hate that jobs need “references” from previous workplaces if it wasn’t for that I’d have 4 jobs
Tried your university?
 
  • +1
Reactions: aspiringexcel
Mind you he started doing this straight out of uni, though he's a masters grad. He's a whitecel normie. He has like 3 computers open at the same time and runs chatgpt, copies and pastes jupyters and code into chat gpt and asks it to complete the full code for him. Then he can multitask quickly and still have time to slay.

It's very ideal. And are you enjoying your first tech job?

Tried your university?
I’m working st8 outta uni, despite my masters and degree getting a job is close to impossible even with my top grades.

I have my first job been there for 3 months now. My jobs nice cos it’s remote I spend 80% of the time chilling tbh as I complete my daily tasks in like 2 hours at most. I go in 2 days a week but usually just one day a week unless there’s a meeting or some shit. I have another job in the weekend which pays me 200 a day but still

I did see a few uni jobs but none were remote and my uni would take me 1.3 hours to get there, I’d prefer not working that far. How did he get multiple remote jobs despite having less than 2 years job exp cos when I looked for remote jobs they were all asking for “Minimum 2-4 years exp in this field” basically ignoring my grades and specialities
 
  • +1
Reactions: aspiringexcel, Staceymaxxing, SecularIslamist and 1 other person
I’m working st8 outta uni, despite my masters and degree getting a job is close to impossible even with my top grades.
Tech jobs are notoriously hard especially remote with the 80000 Rampajeets who apply hoping for sponsorship. Glad you managed to outslay the competition.
I have my first job been there for 3 months now.
Congrats!
My jobs nice cos it’s remote I spend 80% of the time chilling tbh as I complete my daily tasks in like 2 hours at most.
Awesome. That's the spirit
I go in 2 days a week but usually just one day a week unless there’s a meeting or some shit. I have another job in the weekend which pays me 200 a day but still
Very doable to multijob if you live with someone else. If not then you're toast.
I did see a few uni jobs but none were remote and my uni would take me 1.3 hours to get there, I’d prefer not working that far.
Are these grad schemes you're talking about? I think he said avoided them IIRC and focused on grad or junior jobs. He also took a Bootcamp to upskill since he felt his degree wasn't enough.
How did he get multiple remote jobs despite having less than 2 years job exp cos when I looked for remote jobs they were all asking for “Minimum 2-4 years exp in this field” basically ignoring my grades and specialities
He said he looked at jobs Europe-wide. And mostly on startup companies.
 
  • +1
  • Hmm...
Reactions: JohnDoe and SecularIslamist
I’m working st8 outta uni, despite my masters and degree getting a job is close to impossible even with my top grades.

I have my first job been there for 3 months now. My jobs nice cos it’s remote I spend 80% of the time chilling tbh as I complete my daily tasks in like 2 hours at most. I go in 2 days a week but usually just one day a week unless there’s a meeting or some shit. I have another job in the weekend which pays me 200 a day but still

I did see a few uni jobs but none were remote and my uni would take me 1.3 hours to get there, I’d prefer not working that far. How did he get multiple remote jobs despite having less than 2 years job exp cos when I looked for remote jobs they were all asking for “Minimum 2-4 years exp in this field” basically ignoring my grades and specialities
Over for me, i want to get into tech but if you barely managed to get a job with all your degree/masters, it's not happening for me. Kinda sucks, i recall a vietnamese guy who went to the same school as me and he went into cloud engineering after couple years at those ticket support jobs. Why can't i find a job????????? Get the rope out
 
  • +1
Reactions: PrinceLuenLeoncur
Over for me, i want to get into tech but if you barely managed to get a job with all your degree/masters, it's not happening for me. Kinda sucks, i recall a vietnamese guy who went to the same school as me and he went into cloud engineering after couple years at those ticket support jobs. Why can't i find a job????????? Get the rope out
Tbh I’m shit at programming so I’m not the best example I’m intermediate/high tier beginner level at programming for the most part, but I have a lot of theory knowledge.

This may sound fucked up but looks & NT in the field is the best way to get by if you’re not some wizz kid. I apply for places that have a lot of female staff and as long as my interviewer is a female I know I’ll get the job 😅
Tech jobs are notoriously hard especially remote with the 80000 Rampajeets who apply hoping for sponsorship. Glad you managed to outslay the competition.

Congrats!

Awesome. That's the spirit

Very doable to multijob if you live with someone else. If not then you're toast.

Are these grad schemes you're talking about? I think he said avoided them IIRC and focused on grad or junior jobs. He also took a Bootcamp to upskill since he felt his degree wasn't enough.

He said he looked at jobs Europe-wide. And mostly on startup companies.
I live with my mum so it’s possible and my workplace isn’t far so if I have to go in I just go in.

Nar my job ain’t a grad scheme. Grad schemes are a scam, I’ll never apply for one ever again, I never got into a single grad scheme they are super competitive and treat you like a slave. Even with my skills and grades I never got one. Ah I see, I may have to look for that. I just need one year to upgrade my CV and Git hub acc to make myself stand out against the competition.
 
  • +1
Reactions: SecularIslamist, JohnDoe and Xangsane
Only one percent of Londoners could make 12k a month, that’s only for elite Lawyers, bankers ect or business owners. You need to be making closer to 30k a month if you want to comfortably afford this. Renting is crazy, I’m hoping to get a deposit and just get a nice flat somewhere instead of paying absurd rent.
 
  • +1
Reactions: Wallenberg and SecularIslamist
Tbh I’m shit at programming so I’m not the best example I’m intermediate/high tier beginner level at programming for the most part, but I have a lot of theory knowledge.

This may sound fucked up but looks & NT in the field is the best way to get by if you’re not some wizz kid. I apply for places that have a lot of female staff and as long as my interviewer is a female I know I’ll get the job 😅

I live with my mum so it’s possible and my workplace isn’t far so if I have to go in I just go in.

Nar my job ain’t a grad scheme. Grad schemes are a scam, I’ll never apply for one ever again, I never got into a single grad scheme they are super competitive and treat you like a slave. Even with my skills and grades I never got one. Ah I see, I may have to look for that. I just need one year to upgrade my CV and Git hub acc to make myself stand out against the competition.
Good, grad schemes are cancer. I made a post about it.
 
  • +1
Reactions: PrinceLuenLeoncur
Tbh I’m shit at programming so I’m not the best example I’m intermediate/high tier beginner level at programming for the most part, but I have a lot of theory knowledge.

This may sound fucked up but looks & NT in the field is the best way to get by if you’re not some wizz kid. I apply for places that have a lot of female staff and as long as my interviewer is a female I know I’ll get the job 😅

I live with my mum so it’s possible and my workplace isn’t far so if I have to go in I just go in.

Nar my job ain’t a grad scheme. Grad schemes are a scam, I’ll never apply for one ever again, I never got into a single grad scheme they are super competitive and treat you like a slave. Even with my skills and grades I never got one. Ah I see, I may have to look for that. I just need one year to upgrade my CV and Git hub acc to make myself stand out against the competition.
Are you comp-sci major? I'm looking at so many jobs now, especially the analytical role and I'm restricted by the fact I don't know SQL or Python although I'm very good with numbers and Excel jfl. Even people at my work who knows these language hand over datasets to me and ask me to run my magic in Excel even though I'm wondering why they don't use their knowledge...

I'm a retarded humanities major but got lucky with jobs because many grads in my field end up with jobs in the 25k region jfl. That's not even the threshold to start paying student loans back lol
 
  • +1
Reactions: PrinceLuenLeoncur
u can buy a damn house in romania with this monthly pay fr
 
  • Hmm...
Reactions: SecularIslamist
u can buy a damn house in romania with this monthly pay fr
For sure. But it's an inapplicable comparison to compare to gypsy land where pigs and dogs live.

London is in a similar league to Dubai, Paris, New York, Shanghai and Singapore. Not some Romanian village where mud houses are prevalent. No offense.
 
  • +1
Reactions: PrinceLuenLeoncur
Are you comp-sci major? I'm looking at so many jobs now, especially the analytical role and I'm restricted by the fact I don't know SQL or Python although I'm very good with numbers and Excel jfl. Even people at my work who knows these language hand over datasets to me and ask me to run my magic in Excel even though I'm wondering why they don't use their knowledge...

I'm a retarded humanities major but got lucky with jobs because many grads in my field end up with jobs in the 25k region jfl. That's not even the threshold to start paying student loans back lol
I’m the opporsite of you 🤣

I’m shit at numbers, I cannot do maths to save my life I’m like GCSE grade C level maths in skill. But I know Python at an intermediate level, I’m familiar with SQL but I refuse to learn it as I don’t enjoy that language, and I am good with Excel cos I needed to master it in 7 days for my job and somehow managed to do that…

Yeah my job pays around that, so not much but I do side jobs on the weekend so I earn an extra 200 quid for 3 hour job XD. I’d be sweating if all I was earning was 24k. I live in the north so jobs pay a lot less here, how the fuck can anybody survive LONDONS brutal living prices being payed 25k? Minimum to survive London should be 28k
 
  • +1
Reactions: SecularIslamist
I’m the opporsite of you 🤣

I’m shit at numbers, I cannot do maths to save my life I’m like GCSE grade C level maths in skill. But I know Python at an intermediate level, I’m familiar with SQL but I refuse to learn it as I don’t enjoy that language, and I am good with Excel cos I needed to master it in 7 days for my job and somehow managed to do that…
Yeah I'm told it should be walk in the park for me but too intimidated to even so training on it. Otherwise it unlocks a LOT of jobs for me. I've got a lot of experience under my belt but when I see a JD say 'essential' understanding of SQL I just think fuck that
Yeah my job pays around that, so not much but I do side jobs on the weekend so I earn an extra 200 quid for 3 hour job XD. I’d be sweating if all I was earning was 24k. I live in the north so jobs pay a lot less here, how the fuck can anybody survive LONDONS brutal living prices being payed 25k? Minimum to survive London should be 28k
What weekend job is this jfl? Drug trafficker? Pimp?

25k is okay up north. In fact where I'm originally from house prices are like 100k, Id say 25k is equivalent to like 120k in London jfl.
 
If London is so expensive then why is it crawling with smelly shitskins
 
If London is so expensive then why is it crawling with smelly shitskins
A lot of them came in the 1970s. Most live in ghettoes.

Actually ethnics like Bengalis (especially girls) are slowly mogging whites economically and educationally.
 
  • +1
Reactions: PrinceLuenLeoncur
Yeah I'm told it should be walk in the park for me but too intimidated to even so training on it. Otherwise it unlocks a LOT of jobs for me. I've got a lot of experience under my belt but when I see a JD say 'essential' understanding of SQL I just think fuck that

What weekend job is this jfl? Drug trafficker? Pimp?

25k is okay up north. In fact where I'm originally from house prices are like 100k, Id say 25k is equivalent to like 120k in London jfl.
Here’s the best advice I ever was told after looking for a job for 6 months.


YOU HAVE TO LIE. Now make sure you’re COMPETENT enough to pass their BS stage but just LARP. I larped about being an Excel master (I ain’t) but I taught myself so much Excel in 7 days I basically could say “I’m a master” and when I was given the excel test I got 10/10 marks.

Nar it’s a legal weekend job I jsut work with kids for like 2 hours but get payed a lot for it within those few hours. Makes my current brokie situation more sustainable. My life is extremely low cortisol rn esp as I have gone MGTOW so I’m no longer Perusing females which were prob the biggest reason for cortisol spikes
 
  • +1
Reactions: SecularIslamist
Jfl if you live in London worst part of the Uk by far
 
  • Hmm...
  • +1
Reactions: PrinceLuenLeoncur and SecularIslamist
A lot of them came in the 1970s. Most live in ghettoes.

Actually ethnics like Bengalis (especially girls) are slowly mogging whites economically and educationally.
Just say “curries” that race of smelly brown shitskins from curryland always end up getting more money than every other group, whites don’t even try competing with curry and chinks there’s no point they are OP and need a nerf
 
Just say “curries” that race of smelly brown shitskins from curryland always end up getting more money than every other group, whites don’t even try competing with curry and chinks there’s no point they are OP and need a nerf
They're not mogging in cities. I rarely see curries and the even chinks in city center it's still full of whites.

They financially mog by other means, cultural reasons included - such as living with parents til mid 20s. Not going nights out or buying a pint for £12.50 after work everyday.

The 'low earner' who works in restaurants or car washes hides money from tax man. So ends up getting the same amount of money as a grad who go through education, wastes multiple years stydymaxxxing only to get fucked by loans, pensions, NI and tax. I feel bitter sometimes, but I don't blame them for trying to dodge the tax man. They earn 'less' but sometimes end up having more than those who earn more.
 


Tagging UKcels

@Xangsane
@WishIwasChico
@forevergymcelling
@JohnDoe
@MaestheticMaso
@Pretty
@FailedNormieManlet
@PrinceLuenLeoncur

Would rather live in US than this shithole I am
 
  • +1
Reactions: SecularIslamist
For sure. But it's an inapplicable comparison to compare to gypsy land where pigs and dogs live.

London is in a similar league to Dubai, Paris, New York, Shanghai and Singapore. Not some Romanian village where mud houses are prevalent. No offense.
villages are not that bad but they still suck, living in the top romanian cities is decent
 
  • +1
Reactions: SecularIslamist
bigger than my house by a kot
 
This just in - major city is expensive
 
  • +1
Reactions: Xangsane

Similar threads

SecularIslamist
Replies
31
Views
495
uksucks
uksucks
SecularIslamist
Replies
66
Views
3K
blackckatt
blackckatt
SecularIslamist
Replies
49
Views
1K
PoopyFaceTomatoNose
PoopyFaceTomatoNose
D
Replies
38
Views
6K
horizontallytall
horizontallytall

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top