"look like a child and a child molester at the same time"

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this common roast is actually so fucking brutal. Its just describing how the guy has bad signs of aging while mo signs of dimorphism or development. Its having all the bad and none of the good that age brings.

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this was the pic (roasted several times in comments about this, similar to the phrase) that made me realize and pinpoint what that common phrase means. Guy is 22. its true brutal, its better to just look underdeveloped and recessed or have long midface or huge uee or something.
 
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Gallons upon fucking gallons, man.
 
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It’s over for many men, man. Gallons and gallons of them. Let’s hope it isn’t over for you, man. That would be some painful shit.
 
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Fuck no amount of surgery can save him. Never seen a 22 year old look like this.
 
I can't even laugh at this tbh.

May Allah help this man ascend somehow.
 
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It’s over for many men, man. Gallons and gallons of them. Let’s hope it isn’t over for you, man. That would be some painful shit.
Its over for him too man. Its over for almost all men.
 
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he would slay in the 19th century tbh

born in wrong time period theory
 
This is offtopic but man i have respect for you for going through all this low carb shit.

i always end up snacking on high cabr/sugary junkfood
 
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This is offtopic but man i have respect for you for going through all this low carb shit.

i always end up snacking on high cabr/sugary junkfood
no carbs before marbs
 
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I can't even laugh at this tbh.

May Allah help this man ascend somehow.
yea its a very bad combo. its better to be even a birdcel or something. its very very unlucky.
 
This is offtopic but man i have respect for you for going through all this low carb shit.

i always end up snacking on high cabr/sugary junkfood
yea just go trough it and in a month or two usually lost of the cravings go away like magic, works like a drug withdrawal of sorts.
 
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im not laughing im crying
 
cope he is a math major, 200k starting any job he wants + all the staceys will line up
 
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He looks 44.
 

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