Looking to ascend and need tips

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cold showers brah:lul:
 
i believe you read the word "ascend" on the internet and thought you could be one of the cool kids and use the word too.

it is a tongue in cheek term deployed for men looking to self improve to being somewhat good looking.

this term is unavailable to you. because you cannot, even in a semi sarcastic, way "ascend" to being anything other than the human physical embodiment of a vomit fountain with mutant fish.

it's like polishing a turd in a room full of sh1t with sewage pipes constantly funnelling more and more into the room.

best of luck.
 
Raw milk brah
 
i believe you read the word "ascend" on the internet and thought you could be one of the cool kids and use the word too.

it is a tongue in cheek term deployed for men looking to self improve to being somewhat good looking.

this term is unavailable to you. because you cannot, even in a semi sarcastic, way "ascend" to being anything other than the human physical embodiment of a vomit fountain with mutant fish.

it's like polishing a turd in a room full of sh1t with sewage pipes constantly funnelling more and more into the room.

best of luck.
Lmao ultimate troll
 

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