Looksmax BitLife Thread | Episode 1

[thecel]

I’ll start at year 0.

Melvin is the son of Eugene and Stacy Dickinson. Eugene is a high-income-earning moneymaxing betabuxing gentleman. Stacy dickinson is a model and former stripper. Melvin is born via C-section, which deprives him of his first opportunity to make contact with pussy.

Reply with Melvin’s story at year 1. Next user replies with year 2. Etc.

 

[Sociobiology]

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[Sociobiology]

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[Allandro]

I’ll start at year 0.

Melvin is the son of Eugene and Stacy Dickinson. Eugene is a high-income-earning moneymaxing betabuxing gentleman. Stacy dickinson is a model and former stripper. Melvin is born via C-section, which deprives him of his first opportunity to make contact with pussy.

Reply with Melvin’s story at year 1. Next user replies with year 2. Etc.

Melvin falls on the ground while drinking milk from her mother breast, He hits his head on the floor and dies.

 

[thecel]

Melvin falls on the ground while drinking milk from her mother breast, He hits his head on the floor and dies.

Game over. Achievement unlocked: died while sucking titty.