BigJimsWornOutTires
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I want to legally change my name from Big Jim's Worn Out Tire Sale to Big Jim's Meat Package Which is My Big Penis. The battle began last night when I attempted a petition on Change.org. They hatefully denied my requisition, accusing inappropriateness. How fucking dare those pedo elites! Inappropriate? That's another way of saying, "We don't like you fucking people." Ugh. Please send emails to Change.org and mainstream media concerning what's happening to me. I'm being discriminated against worst than how African Americans, whose never been to Africa before, were in the 60s! Or how gender fluids and ugly women settling for women were hated by the pedo elite liberals. Not fair. This gaddam bigotry must end!
On a side note: I am willing to revise the moniker from Big Jim's Meat Package Which Is My Big Penis, to Big Jim's Big Penis Meat Package. But ngl, I feel lost without the 'Which Is My' part. Call it sentimental. Call it to avoid any confusion about the meat package portion. It should stay. But if it comes down to it, I'll compromise this one time.
Let's make history!
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On a side note: I am willing to revise the moniker from Big Jim's Meat Package Which Is My Big Penis, to Big Jim's Big Penis Meat Package. But ngl, I feel lost without the 'Which Is My' part. Call it sentimental. Call it to avoid any confusion about the meat package portion. It should stay. But if it comes down to it, I'll compromise this one time.
Let's make history!
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