Looksmax is like the devil on your shoulder

[Deleted member 16501]

You do something good in your life (weights, nofap, moneymaxxing), the good part of you is like "well done man, you're doing the right thing, great things instore for you!"

You come on here and tell people about it:

"JFL, Cope, Chad does nothing and busts in his gf 5 times a day. It's ovER for you bro, you fucking abomination! kys"

 

[HerpDerpson]

No angel on the right shoulder for your face.

 

[Deleted member 16501]

No angel on the right shoulder for your face.

dumb zoomer smegma dick doesn't know how life works. go suck meeks bbc

 

[prettyboislime]

I’m the angel on your shoulder

The rest of the site is demons

 

[Deleted member 16501]

I’m the angel on your shoulder

The rest of the site is demons

u are sentient tbh and have some good advice

 

[HerpDerpson]

smegma dick

Nah, I always walk with my foreskin rolled up.

 

[Deleted member 15827]

No angel on the right shoulder for your face.

for me the angel:

the devil:

 

[Orc]

how nice of you to assume we've got a conscience.

 

[incel194012940]

if you need validation from an Internet forum for doing basic human functions at 30 something years old - it’s over

 

[HerpDerpson]

Also that devil, it's in the mirror.

 

[Deleted member 16501]

if you need validation from an Internet forum for doing basic human functions at 30 something years old - it’s over

some truth to it but a lot of men are rotting at any age...male spirit is not in a great place these days

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Nah, I always walk with my foreskin rolled up.

i once didn't wash my dick for 2 weeks and got it sucked by a heroin addicted street hooker
she ate all the smegma off it and didn't realize because she was so high

 

[HerpDerpson]

i once didn't wash my dick for 2 weeks and got it sucked by a heroin addicted street hooker
she ate all the smegma off it and didn't realize because she was so high

It's like in those Japanese porn comics, where girls love sniffing and consuming the smegma.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

It's ovER for you bro
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I find it suspicious that you uppercased the latter letters of ovER. As if sending a cryptic, ominous message. As if saying, "Over as to emergency room visit." Knowing how long you have to wait in the lobby as you sit there watching the junkies shake and jerk and elderlies complaining about their backs. And the Hispanic kids running all over the place as if they live there.

Touche. Indeed a clever point.