Norm Macdonald
True Jacob Batalon
- Joined
- Nov 3, 2024
- Posts
- 5,442
- Reputation
- 10,244
**Post #1 – OP (the executioner has arrived)**
Alright degenerates, gather round. We've done Norm, now it's time to put down the bigger fish. @GonorrhoeaGobbler — the username so disgustingly on-brand it hurts, the post-count farmer with 4,150+ posts (as of late 2025, probably 5k+ by now), 7k+ rep like he's buying likes on OnlyFans. This man is the living, breathing proof that quantity ≠ quality. Time to dissect this walking STD of a poster.
### Exhibit A: Username & Lore – Peak Degenerate Naming
- **GonorrhoeaGobbler**
Bro named himself after swallowing the clap like it's a protein shake.
Not "GobblerOfGonorrhoea" (still bad), no — straight-up **Gobbler**.
You didn't even try to hide the gay undertones, you just embraced the throat GOAT status.
Forum lore: First openly gay Filipino user? (Someone literally said it in a bobbyrino opinions thread — JFL if that's not projection).
You're not "based and redpilled", you're the reason the no-LGBTQ rule exists in spirit. Peak self-own.
### Exhibit B: The Flood God – Post Count Inflation King
- Joined May 22, 2024 → ~4,150 posts by Nov 2025 (that's ~10-15/day average, spiking to 150+ on rage days)
- Every GN thread, every "mogger" list, every "how i accidentally scammed the org" cope — you're there.
- Tagged in everything: "gn @GonorrhoeaGobbler", "thanks for the rep @GonorrhoeaGobbler", "rate me @GonorrhoeaGobbler"
- You turned Offtopic into your personal rep farm. People hit 1k rep milestones just by tagging you like you're Santa Claus for forum currency.
Bro, you're not posting — you're **spamming** existence. The forum would load 40% faster without your reply spam.
### Exhibit C: Rep Begging & VIP Fraud Energy
- Massive rep (7,330+ in late 2025) → mostly from pity repping, mass thanks threads, and people farming you for 1:1 ratios
- "repped me to my 1:1 ratio, now aiming for 1:1.5" — literal rep-maxxing slave behavior
- You rep people back like a bot. It's not chivalry, it's an arms race you started.
You're the forum's walking Ponzi scheme: give rep → get rep → give more rep → everyone pretends you're "real one" while secretly hating the inflation.
### Exhibit D: Content Quality – Bottom-Tier Brainrot
- Signature lines: "bc it's only ADHD just stare at her tits when you get bored of her yapping"
- "that's like saying people don't have big dicks" (defending big skull myth with zero measurements)
- Appears in every degeneracy thread: gooning fails, gorilla roasts, "very mogger very PSL" spam
- Zero theory, zero effort greentexts, zero original takes — just reactive one-liners and tags.
You're the guy who shows up to a blackpill debate with "JFL" and a titty stare meme. Peak midwit.
### Exhibit E: The Paradox – How Are You Still Loved?
- Half the forum: "thanks @GonorrhoeaGobbler" VIP/rep threads everywhere
- Other half: Quietly seething because you're everywhere like genital herpes (fitting username)
- You survived the "org has turned into a shithole" threads while contributing to the problem.
You're the symptom AND the disease. The forum complains about fakecels and validationmaxxing... then reups your posts. Hypocrisy maxxed.
### Final Verdict – PSL Rating as a Forum Entity
**On-site PSL: 4.2**
- -1.5 for username that screams "I gargle infections for fun"
- -1.0 for post flooding & rep inflation
- -0.8 for zero-effort content (tits stare tier)
- +0.8 for massive rep & forced lore (you're unavoidable)
- +0.7 for degenerate commitment (stayed in character for 1.5+ years)
**Conclusion:**
@GonorrhoeaGobbler is what happens when a sub-5 PSL greycel discovers rep buttons, degeneracy threads, and an unlimited data plan.
You're not a mogger, you're not a theorycel, you're not even a good shitposter — you're the forum's clingy ex that won't log off.
The site would be higher IQ, less gay, and 70% less tagged if you took your gobbling talents elsewhere (maybe back to the clinic).
**Rate the roast**
1–10, how cooked is he?
Bonus: Petition to rename him @CumGargler420 or @RepFarmFilipino ?
**Maximum copium tags:** @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Norm Macdonald (your spiritual twin) @BWCisLAW @shaneywaney69 (your rep slaves) @turkcelfatcel (gn spammer)
JFL if this user is still posting after reading this.
Touch grass. Mew. Or at least gargle some Listerine.
Thread end. No survivors.
Alright degenerates, gather round. We've done Norm, now it's time to put down the bigger fish. @GonorrhoeaGobbler — the username so disgustingly on-brand it hurts, the post-count farmer with 4,150+ posts (as of late 2025, probably 5k+ by now), 7k+ rep like he's buying likes on OnlyFans. This man is the living, breathing proof that quantity ≠ quality. Time to dissect this walking STD of a poster.
### Exhibit A: Username & Lore – Peak Degenerate Naming
- **GonorrhoeaGobbler**
Bro named himself after swallowing the clap like it's a protein shake.
Not "GobblerOfGonorrhoea" (still bad), no — straight-up **Gobbler**.
You didn't even try to hide the gay undertones, you just embraced the throat GOAT status.
Forum lore: First openly gay Filipino user? (Someone literally said it in a bobbyrino opinions thread — JFL if that's not projection).
You're not "based and redpilled", you're the reason the no-LGBTQ rule exists in spirit. Peak self-own.
### Exhibit B: The Flood God – Post Count Inflation King
- Joined May 22, 2024 → ~4,150 posts by Nov 2025 (that's ~10-15/day average, spiking to 150+ on rage days)
- Every GN thread, every "mogger" list, every "how i accidentally scammed the org" cope — you're there.
- Tagged in everything: "gn @GonorrhoeaGobbler", "thanks for the rep @GonorrhoeaGobbler", "rate me @GonorrhoeaGobbler"
- You turned Offtopic into your personal rep farm. People hit 1k rep milestones just by tagging you like you're Santa Claus for forum currency.
Bro, you're not posting — you're **spamming** existence. The forum would load 40% faster without your reply spam.
### Exhibit C: Rep Begging & VIP Fraud Energy
- Massive rep (7,330+ in late 2025) → mostly from pity repping, mass thanks threads, and people farming you for 1:1 ratios
- "repped me to my 1:1 ratio, now aiming for 1:1.5" — literal rep-maxxing slave behavior
- You rep people back like a bot. It's not chivalry, it's an arms race you started.
You're the forum's walking Ponzi scheme: give rep → get rep → give more rep → everyone pretends you're "real one" while secretly hating the inflation.
### Exhibit D: Content Quality – Bottom-Tier Brainrot
- Signature lines: "bc it's only ADHD just stare at her tits when you get bored of her yapping"
- "that's like saying people don't have big dicks" (defending big skull myth with zero measurements)
- Appears in every degeneracy thread: gooning fails, gorilla roasts, "very mogger very PSL" spam
- Zero theory, zero effort greentexts, zero original takes — just reactive one-liners and tags.
You're the guy who shows up to a blackpill debate with "JFL" and a titty stare meme. Peak midwit.
### Exhibit E: The Paradox – How Are You Still Loved?
- Half the forum: "thanks @GonorrhoeaGobbler" VIP/rep threads everywhere
- Other half: Quietly seething because you're everywhere like genital herpes (fitting username)
- You survived the "org has turned into a shithole" threads while contributing to the problem.
You're the symptom AND the disease. The forum complains about fakecels and validationmaxxing... then reups your posts. Hypocrisy maxxed.
### Final Verdict – PSL Rating as a Forum Entity
**On-site PSL: 4.2**
- -1.5 for username that screams "I gargle infections for fun"
- -1.0 for post flooding & rep inflation
- -0.8 for zero-effort content (tits stare tier)
- +0.8 for massive rep & forced lore (you're unavoidable)
- +0.7 for degenerate commitment (stayed in character for 1.5+ years)
**Conclusion:**
@GonorrhoeaGobbler is what happens when a sub-5 PSL greycel discovers rep buttons, degeneracy threads, and an unlimited data plan.
You're not a mogger, you're not a theorycel, you're not even a good shitposter — you're the forum's clingy ex that won't log off.
The site would be higher IQ, less gay, and 70% less tagged if you took your gobbling talents elsewhere (maybe back to the clinic).
**Rate the roast**
1–10, how cooked is he?
Bonus: Petition to rename him @CumGargler420 or @RepFarmFilipino ?
**Maximum copium tags:** @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Norm Macdonald (your spiritual twin) @BWCisLAW @shaneywaney69 (your rep slaves) @turkcelfatcel (gn spammer)
JFL if this user is still posting after reading this.
Touch grass. Mew. Or at least gargle some Listerine.
Thread end. No survivors.
I don't rep farm and haven't posted my face among others but I guess that's the best way to ragebait
