Looksmax Tales 1- Dinner with my parents

[SpearOfOrion]

I was eating with my parents the other day, we were having steak.

The steak was a bit hard and so I took to unique chance to chewmaxx like a true looksmaxxer would.

I started biting with as much force as humanely possible, very focused.

My jaw muscles were showing, I was getting sore. All the while my parents were talking to me and I was ignoring everything, I was focusing on chewmaxxing to develop my ramus and jaw bone

When I came to my senses everyone was looking at me like I'm some sort of retard. With confused faces.




Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

 

[Deleted member 8165]

what am i reading?

 

[john2]

Looksmaxxing > Socialmaxxing.