looksmax user are guarenteed these things [gtfih]

[Alt Number 3]

1) death
2) taxes
3) monitered by federal agencies
4) one day having an evisceration thread made against them.

 

[Hozay]

1. check
4. check

 

[Deleted member 5875]

The fbi can suck my left nut.

 

[Deleted member 2748]

you forgot

5) 6'4+ height
6) 8+ inch dick
7) 8PSL face
9) 99th percentile frame

 

[Alt Number 3]

1. check
4. check

i luv u cat

 

[Deleted member 5875]

i luv u cat

 

[Gazzamogga]

why would anyone want to eviscerate me

 

[Deleted member 10104]

i had evisceration thread my first week here ngl

 

[Alt Number 3]

why would anyone want to eviscerate me

BEANERS STILL MAD, U NEVER KNOW TBH