Looksminning local chads

[Norwooder]

My 21st is coming up and I've decided to throw a big one, (above 250 people) I plan to looksmin all the best looking blokes in my area by inviting them and feeding them dairy in the form of frozen yoghurt to cause them bad acne skin, sugary fruit to kill their collagen, alcohol to cause their skin to dry out, sinking muddy floor so they seep into the floor and lose up to 2-3 inches of height, I will also behave waiters handing out really chewy foods so the chads get booted masseters and will thus have bloated yucky cheeks. I'm going to finish them off with a harsh blow by making the party go till 430 am thus completely fking up their circadian rhythm.

 

[FatJattMofo]

they are probably not subhuman enough to be fucked up by dairy like you JFL

 

[Deleted member 2745]

Imagine a Chad being fucked up by one night of bad eating jfl

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Jfl AS IF CHADS ISNT EATING LIKE SHIT AND HAS ACNE ALREADY
JFL IF YOU THINK SUGARY FRUIT WILL KILL THEIR COLLAGEN

 

[Norwooder]

Imagine a Chad being fucked up by one night of bad eating jfl

U fking spastic do u think I'm serious
U

Jfl AS IF CHADS ISNT EATING LIKE SHIT AND HAS ACNE ALREADY
JFL IF YOU THINK SUGARY FRUIT WILL KILL THEIR COLLAGEN

u fking spastic do you think I'm serious

 

[Lorsss]

My 21st is coming up and I've decided to throw a big one, (above 250 people) I plan to looksmin all the best looking blokes in my area by inviting them and feeding them dairy in the form of frozen yoghurt to cause them bad acne skin, sugary fruit to kill their collagen, alcohol to cause their skin to dry out, sinking muddy floor so they seep into the floor and lose up to 2-3 inches of height, I will also behave waiters handing out really chewy foods so the chads get booted masseters and will thus have bloated yucky cheeks. I'm going to finish them off with a harsh blow by making the party go till 430 am thus completely fking up their circadian rhythm.

I drink 1 liter of milk everyday and my skin is fine.

 

[Norwooder]

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I drink 1 liter of milk everyday and my skin is fine

twas a joke u mongoloid and me too,

 

[karbo]

they only need a shower after all that and boom 6psl+ again

 

[rockndogs]

chad's genetic is unbeatable

 

[Deleted member 1464]

jfl at autists in this thread

 

[robtical]

If u give them dut, it may work