Lord of the cockrings

[Primalsplit]

It began with the forging of the Great Gyms. Three gyms were opened for the Whites, tallest, richest and JBWest of all beings. Seven to the Nigger-Lords, great gangsters and rappers of the ghettos. And nine, nine gyms were gifted to the race of Curries, who above all else desire bobs and vagene. For within these gyms was found the dumbbels and the lifts to govern each bicep. But they were all of them deceived, for another gym was made. Deep in the land of Kazakhstan in the Peaks of Mount Khan Tengri, the Giga Chad Ernest Khalimov forged a master gym, and in this gym he poured all his testosterone, his chiseled jawline and his will to heightmog all life.

One chad to rule them all, and in the darkness mog them.