Lose weight by eating Ice Cream Only!

Lord&Master

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For me, losing weight is purely a mental game, as it probably is for most of you.

You can have the best bone structure in the world but it's cope if it's covered in fat. Normies will think you are just another boneless subhuman.

Life is short, and Ice cream is delicious. I just went to the store and stole a bunch of these Halo Top Ice Cream pints. :lul:

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These legitimately taste 90% as good as real ice cream, at 1/3 of the calories.

You can just eat 1 pint of these per meal every day, and still be in a massive caloric deficit of like 1000+ depending on your BMR.

Only problem is the price, they are like $6 a pint. So $18 a day basically. That's why I just drive to multiple random grocery stores outside my city, put a bunch of these in my cart and walk out. Or you can do the stealthier method which is to go to the deli counter, and buy the cheapest piece of meat in the lowest quantity. They give you a small bag that has a barcode on it. Go to the self check out and everytime you scan each pint, put the small bag with the barcode facing down under the pint so that it rings it up as just that everytime. Then just quickly put the pint down and take away the small bag and repeat.

Over if you're not low inhib enough to do this.

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those go hard, Imma get some today
 
There amazing but are expensive af so I’ll probably steal them myself
 
yeah very good icecream. i get the strawberry usually and theyre like 9 bucks for 330 cal pint. pretty cheap usually use it as my daily snack
 
but loaded with seed oils and artificial sweeteners that ruin your health
 
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but loaded with seed oils and artificial sweeteners that ruin your health

These don't have seed oils. It's just dairy products and thickening agents, some fiber, and Erythritol.

Main concern is the Erythritol, a sugar alcohol. It can potentially give you the worst farts of your life.


I was in class of 30 people once. I got the urge to fart so bad, and it felt hot too. I got up out of my seat and slowly walked over to the fattest kid in the room and farted behind him, so everyone would think it's him. Just used the bathroom.
 
keep stealing nigger
 
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They’re okay, I take the chocolate one.

The best ones are oppo brothers ice cream similar calories but taste 10x better - this is UK though so not sure if u get it in the freedom land.
 
this forum doesnt know how to lose weight. 1000 caloric deficit with ice cream? jfl at you.
 
this forum doesnt know how to lose weight. 1000 caloric deficit with ice cream? jfl at you.

Wtf do you mean?

These have like ~300 calories per pint.
 
You guys really don't give any fuck about getting nutrients/vitamins

yeah with bad food you can always create a calorie deficit

but you also need vitamins to feel good

that reminds me of the subhuman diet coke

by the way, enjoy your health issues in the future, keep coping with calorie deficit
 
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You guys really don't give any fuck about getting nutrients/vitamins

yeah with bad food you can always create a calorie deficit

but you also need vitamins to feel good

that reminds me of the subhuman diet coke

by the way, enjoy your health issues in the future, keep coping with calorie deficit
I eat carnivore diet for 6 days out of the week lol
 
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