Lost my virginity to a 60 year old

[ungodly]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

 

[Gomez]

i swear most of you shouldn't be fucking born
dnr you dirty fucking dalit
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[kvnut]

yooo jflll stop what youre doing right now and kill yourself

 

[nestivv]

Did read whole story. Crazy tbh

 

[Aether_]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

 

[aidenltn17]

holy shit nigga

i would kill my self if this was real

 

[retarted]

Don't wash it off yet & take it to the next foid

 

[Chakras]

 

[benchcel]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

You cappin loser

 

[IWANTTOHELPEVERYONE]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

Your dick ain't stuck in?

 

[qxdr]

ye congrats nigga you just got an std

 

[enlightful]

What the fuck am I reading

 

[The Grinch]

Only read the title, based thing ngl, mf‘s should be more milf-pilled

 

[Leevi]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

thats so downdad i am disgusted. Better to be virgin than downbad

 

[One Rep Max]

Slayer

 

[Apchun144]

Tldr

 

[P3kca]

Would rather cut my dick off than fuck that

 

[ungodly]

Your dick ain't stuck in?

I told her to stick it in for me cause I had no idea what I was doing but I’m athletic enough to pump back and forth I think her pussy was just super old and wouldn’t get wet. She told me she was 62 years old I’m 19

 

[Subhuman]

Lucky

 

[yochico_yojordan]

JFL read every word

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

not reading that shit

 

[asdvek]

One word: STD

 

[OlympicSizzler]

Tales

 

[Deleted member 136057]

Do I need to worry about STDs?

Yes

 

[Staddber]

I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station.

what the fuck did I just read man.

 

[innerlightskin]

wow

 

[Centurion Hunter]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

larp

 

[witcher78]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

dnr, you have gonorrhea now

 

[turkcelfatcel]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

dnr, you have gonorrhea now

Good

 

[Paul.jnxy]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

 

[Beavis]

did it taste better than it smelled?

 

[BadLuck7892]

When I was 23, a 42 year old homeless foid followed me home. We had sex

 

[ToDelirium]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

Bro actually wtf

 

[Orbital1]

I’m not trolling whatsoever I was walking out of a store and there was some lady just panicking outside the front of the store(she was clearly old af and homeless) I asked her if she was ok she said people were looking for her and she was in danger so I asked if she needed a ride she said yes then got in my car even tho she smelled like shit. I started driving away and asked where she wanted to go she said she had nowhere to go I said ok I’m gonna roll a blunt while u figure out where tf im dropping you off. This paragraph is too long already so I will cut to the point we chatted while I was rolling the blunt I eventually asked if she wanted to fuck(I’m a virgin) and she said yes but I said I was just joking then after I got done rolling I asked if she actually wanted to fuck she said yes and then we got in the backseat. Her pussy smelt like battery acid and would not open up for me at all I could barely insert like 2-3 inches deep so after like 20 pumps I just pulled up my pants and dropped her off at the nearest gas station. I know u might think I’m larping but this seriously just happened to me if I was gonna make up a story I would make it funnier. Do I need to worry about STDs? I regret this a lot

Holy shit