Lost my virginity to an escort at the age of 20. Here's what I learned from my experience

[Deleted member 19174]

I didn't wake up today planning on visiting an escort but I just said fuck it, no more waiting.

Went on Listcrawler and hit up a really thick latina on Listcrawler (too thick for the forums taste). Went to the ATM at the drugstore to get my money and I was on my way. She was at a hotel near an airport.

Took the metro down, and 45 mins later I was at the hotel. I called her to ask for her room number. Picked up, her voice sounded good, and everything is going well.

Got to the room, met her, and it was apparent that she was definitely using photos of her before she packed on a couple pounds. Safe to say that I will be more cautious and go for a smaller escort.

Basically no small talk. I handed her the money ($100), got undressed and she just starts sucking my dick while I'm laying on the bed.

It felt great, the head was for sure the best part of the whole experience. She sucks my dick for a bit and then I told her to get into doggy. I finally pull out my condom and the shit was way too tight. I don't even remember where I got the condom from, I just had it in my wallet. I need to get better-fitting condoms next time cuz this shit completely killed my boner ( I wasn't at 100% erection to begin with).

Either way, I stuck it in effortlessly and just started thrusting. Doggy felt fine but the condom completely fucked up the whole experience. I got tired of fighting it and just asked her to suck my dick for the rest of the time.

Sadly I didn't cum and I ended up leaving a bit early. She seemed fine with it. Hit the bathroom, took a piss, and took off.

Overall I give this experience 4/10. I did what I set out to do, but my nervousness combined with my shitty condom ruined it.

Main takeaways from this experience
-Time the Viagra properly. Don't take it hours before like a complete dumbass
-Don't cheap out and go for more time. The first time you will be nervous
- It would definitely feel far better if I had an emotional connection with the person I was fucking,
-Choose your escort wisely

Spoiler: Tagging yahkis

@ascension @HimmyButler @HarrierDuBois @aGreaterMii @rand anon @Zer0/∞ @TRUE_CEL @BigBoy @BrendioEEE @mrriceguy @omarthegoat195 @Nad @Deprived @Gargantuan @WayneSarcosuhus @qotav @Manletmachine

 

[ascension]

 

[Deleted member 29167]

sounds depressing as fuck

 

[Deleted member 19174]

sounds depressing as fuck

needed to be done.

 

[Gengar]

I was gonna say “no tag no care” only to see I was a tagged yakhi after all.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I didn't wake up today planning on visiting an escort but I just said fuck it, no more waiting.

Went on Listcrawler and hit up a really thick latina on Listcrawler (too thick for the forums taste). Went to the ATM at the drugstore to get my money and I was on my way. She was at a hotel near an airport.

Took the metro down, and 45 mins later I was at the hotel. I called her to ask for her room number. Picked up, her voice sounded good, and everything is going well.

Got to the room, met her, and it was apparent that she was definitely using photos of her before she packed on a couple pounds. Safe to say that I will be more cautious and go for a smaller escort.

Basically no small talk. I handed her the money ($100), got undressed and she just starts sucking my dick while I'm laying on the bed.

It felt great, the head was for sure the best part of the whole experience. She sucks my dick for a bit and then I told her to get into doggy. I finally pull out my condom and the shit was way too tight. I don't even remember where I got the condom from, I just had it in my wallet. I need to get better-fitting condoms next time cuz this shit completely killed my boner ( I wasn't at 100% erection to begin with).

Either way, I stuck it in effortlessly and just started thrusting. Doggy felt fine but the condom completely fucked up the whole experience. I got tired of fighting it and just asked her to suck my dick for the rest of the time.

Sadly I didn't cum and I ended up leaving a bit early. She seemed fine with it. Hit the bathroom, took a piss, and took off.

Overall I give this experience 4/10. I did what I set out to do, but my nervousness combined with my shitty condom ruined it.

Main takeaways from this experience
-Time the Viagra properly. Don't take it hours before like a complete dumbass
-Don't cheap out and go for more time. The first time you will be nervous
- It would definitely feel far better if I had an emotional connection with the person I was fucking,
-Choose your escort wisely

Spoiler: Tagging yahkis

@ascension @HimmyButler @HarrierDuBois @aGreaterMii @rand anon @Zer0/∞ @TRUE_CEL @BigBoy @BrendioEEE @mrriceguy @omarthegoat195 @Nad @Deprived @Gargantuan @WayneSarcosuhus @qotav @Manletmachine

Another escortcel is born from the ashes

 

[Deleted member 20399]

did she know u were virgin? how nervous were u on a scale of 1-10? were u shaking ?

 

[ascension]

sounds depressing as fuck

 

[Deleted member 29581]

I didn't wake up today planning on visiting an escort but I just said fuck it, no more waiting.

Went on Listcrawler and hit up a really thick latina on Listcrawler (too thick for the forums taste). Went to the ATM at the drugstore to get my money and I was on my way. She was at a hotel near an airport.

Took the metro down, and 45 mins later I was at the hotel. I called her to ask for her room number. Picked up, her voice sounded good, and everything is going well.

Got to the room, met her, and it was apparent that she was definitely using photos of her before she packed on a couple pounds. Safe to say that I will be more cautious and go for a smaller escort.

Basically no small talk. I handed her the money ($100), got undressed and she just starts sucking my dick while I'm laying on the bed.

It felt great, the head was for sure the best part of the whole experience. She sucks my dick for a bit and then I told her to get into doggy. I finally pull out my condom and the shit was way too tight. I don't even remember where I got the condom from, I just had it in my wallet. I need to get better-fitting condoms next time cuz this shit completely killed my boner ( I wasn't at 100% erection to begin with).

Either way, I stuck it in effortlessly and just started thrusting. Doggy felt fine but the condom completely fucked up the whole experience. I got tired of fighting it and just asked her to suck my dick for the rest of the time.

Sadly I didn't cum and I ended up leaving a bit early. She seemed fine with it. Hit the bathroom, took a piss, and took off.

Overall I give this experience 4/10. I did what I set out to do, but my nervousness combined with my shitty condom ruined it.

Main takeaways from this experience
-Time the Viagra properly. Don't take it hours before like a complete dumbass
-Don't cheap out and go for more time. The first time you will be nervous
- It would definitely feel far better if I had an emotional connection with the person I was fucking,
-Choose your escort wisely

Spoiler: Tagging yahkis

@ascension @HimmyButler @HarrierDuBois @aGreaterMii @rand anon @Zer0/∞ @TRUE_CEL @BigBoy @BrendioEEE @mrriceguy @omarthegoat195 @Nad @Deprived @Gargantuan @WayneSarcosuhus @qotav @Manletmachine

Every. Last. Word. Also be damned with the forum if u don’t show the chick, or at least her body nigaga!!

 

[Deleted member 19174]

did she know u were virgin? how nervous were u on a scale of 1-10? were u shaking ?

I was visibly nervous but I wasn't shaking. She probably figured out I was a virgin at some point but she never brought it up

 

[Deleted member 29167]

paid money to fuck an obese mexican with a half boner while wearing a tight fitting condom and u didn't even cum

hahahah wtf

 

[reborn]

Congrats bro. Unless you are larping. It definitely was a good choice. Now you won't end up like me.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

paid money to fuck an obese mexican with a half boner while wearing a tight fitting condom and u didn't even cum

hahahah wtf

life of an incel

 

[ascension]

paid money to fuck an obese mexican with a half boner while wearing a tight fitting condom and u didn't even cum

hahahah wtf

 

[Deleted member 23218]

sounds depressing as fuck

Sounded great decent experience despite doing lots of things wrong, potential for much better once he times vigra better, better condom, less nervous and hotter girl

 

[inceI]

paid money to fuck an obese mexican with a half boner while wearing a tight fitting condom and u didn't even cum

hahahah wtf

hard truth there. Escortcelling is beyond cucked

 

[Deleted member 29167]

life of an incel

are u even ugly, have u posted face here?

 

[Deleted member 20399]

I was visibly nervous but I wasn't shaking. She probably figured out I was a virgin at some point but she never brought it up

in what way were u visibly nervous? did she say anything?

 

[Deleted member 29167]

hard truth there. Escortcelling is beyond cucked

i mean tbh if it was a hot blonde stacy and he wore a good condom and actually came inside her it'd be a bit better, still really cucked ngl

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Congrats bro. Unless you are larping. It definitely was a good choice. Now you won't end up like me.

at your age why dont u do the same? no sex drive anymore?

 

[Deleted member 19174]

in what way were u visibly nervous? did she say anything?

idk I think I just looked a bit nervous. She asked how old I was and that caught me off guard.

 

[Deleted member 25705]

I didn't wake up today planning on visiting an escort but I just said fuck it, no more waiting.

Went on Listcrawler and hit up a really thick latina on Listcrawler (too thick for the forums taste). Went to the ATM at the drugstore to get my money and I was on my way. She was at a hotel near an airport.

Took the metro down, and 45 mins later I was at the hotel. I called her to ask for her room number. Picked up, her voice sounded good, and everything is going well.

Got to the room, met her, and it was apparent that she was definitely using photos of her before she packed on a couple pounds. Safe to say that I will be more cautious and go for a smaller escort.

Basically no small talk. I handed her the money ($100), got undressed and she just starts sucking my dick while I'm laying on the bed.

It felt great, the head was for sure the best part of the whole experience. She sucks my dick for a bit and then I told her to get into doggy. I finally pull out my condom and the shit was way too tight. I don't even remember where I got the condom from, I just had it in my wallet. I need to get better-fitting condoms next time cuz this shit completely killed my boner ( I wasn't at 100% erection to begin with).

Either way, I stuck it in effortlessly and just started thrusting. Doggy felt fine but the condom completely fucked up the whole experience. I got tired of fighting it and just asked her to suck my dick for the rest of the time.

Sadly I didn't cum and I ended up leaving a bit early. She seemed fine with it. Hit the bathroom, took a piss, and took off.

Overall I give this experience 4/10. I did what I set out to do, but my nervousness combined with my shitty condom ruined it.

Main takeaways from this experience
-Time the Viagra properly. Don't take it hours before like a complete dumbass
-Don't cheap out and go for more time. The first time you will be nervous
- It would definitely feel far better if I had an emotional connection with the person I was fucking,
-Choose your escort wisely

Spoiler: Tagging yahkis

@ascension @HimmyButler @HarrierDuBois @aGreaterMii @rand anon @Zer0/∞ @TRUE_CEL @BigBoy @BrendioEEE @mrriceguy @omarthegoat195 @Nad @Deprived @Gargantuan @WayneSarcosuhus @qotav @Manletmachine

So did you find your awakening like this forum claims by losing your virginity?

 

[High Cortisol Chad]

it was apparent that she was definitely using photos of her before she packed on a couple pounds. Safe to say that I will be more cautious and go for a smaller escort.

A classic when it comes to escorts

 

[Deleted member 19174]

So did you find your awakening like this forum claims by losing your virginity?

No but it feels great not to be a virgin anymore jfl

 

[Deleted member 18522]

May Allah forgive you

 

[Zer0/∞]

How does pussy smell like?

 

[It'snotover]

You did well, useless to be virgin past 20. Even though obsessing over losing v card is stupid because it won't change nothing, you will still be a loser who hate himself but at least you can say you had sex. Normies will bully you if you are vergin past 18

 

[Deleted member 28904]

Avi checks out

 

[Deleted member 23218]

You did well, useless to be virgin past 20. Even though obsessing over losing v card is stupid because it won't change nothing, you will still be a loser who hate himself but at least you can say you had sex.

He needs to fuck hotter girls and do bareback eventually

 

[Deleted member 29581]

idk I think I just looked a bit nervous. She asked how old I was and that caught me off guard.

how old r u ? U BE DOING ME DIRTY SO JUST SAY IF UR A TEEN OR NOT

 

[Nebula]

doesnt sound worth it tbh i take it back @TRUE_CEL connection or death

 

[Deleted member 28904]

So you didn't even cum?

Wasted 100 dollars to have sex with a prostitute JFL

I would rope

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

I didn't wake up today planning on visiting an escort but I just said fuck it, no more waiting.

Went on Listcrawler and hit up a really thick latina on Listcrawler (too thick for the forums taste). Went to the ATM at the drugstore to get my money and I was on my way. She was at a hotel near an airport.

Took the metro down, and 45 mins later I was at the hotel. I called her to ask for her room number. Picked up, her voice sounded good, and everything is going well.

Got to the room, met her, and it was apparent that she was definitely using photos of her before she packed on a couple pounds. Safe to say that I will be more cautious and go for a smaller escort.

Basically no small talk. I handed her the money ($100), got undressed and she just starts sucking my dick while I'm laying on the bed.

It felt great, the head was for sure the best part of the whole experience. She sucks my dick for a bit and then I told her to get into doggy. I finally pull out my condom and the shit was way too tight. I don't even remember where I got the condom from, I just had it in my wallet. I need to get better-fitting condoms next time cuz this shit completely killed my boner ( I wasn't at 100% erection to begin with).

Either way, I stuck it in effortlessly and just started thrusting. Doggy felt fine but the condom completely fucked up the whole experience. I got tired of fighting it and just asked her to suck my dick for the rest of the time.

Sadly I didn't cum and I ended up leaving a bit early. She seemed fine with it. Hit the bathroom, took a piss, and took off.

Overall I give this experience 4/10. I did what I set out to do, but my nervousness combined with my shitty condom ruined it.

Main takeaways from this experience
-Time the Viagra properly. Don't take it hours before like a complete dumbass
-Don't cheap out and go for more time. The first time you will be nervous
- It would definitely feel far better if I had an emotional connection with the person I was fucking,
-Choose your escort wisely

Spoiler: Tagging yahkis

@ascension @HimmyButler @HarrierDuBois @aGreaterMii @rand anon @Zer0/∞ @TRUE_CEL @BigBoy @BrendioEEE @mrriceguy @omarthegoat195 @Nad @Deprived @Gargantuan @WayneSarcosuhus @qotav @Manletmachine

not tagged

 

[Deleted member 20399]

can u kiss prostitutes? sounds bad tbh but i'd want to

 

[emeraldglass]

I didn't wake up today planning on visiting an escort but I just said fuck it, no more waiting.

Went on Listcrawler and hit up a really thick latina on Listcrawler (too thick for the forums taste). Went to the ATM at the drugstore to get my money and I was on my way. She was at a hotel near an airport.

Took the metro down, and 45 mins later I was at the hotel. I called her to ask for her room number. Picked up, her voice sounded good, and everything is going well.

Got to the room, met her, and it was apparent that she was definitely using photos of her before she packed on a couple pounds. Safe to say that I will be more cautious and go for a smaller escort.

Basically no small talk. I handed her the money ($100), got undressed and she just starts sucking my dick while I'm laying on the bed.

It felt great, the head was for sure the best part of the whole experience. She sucks my dick for a bit and then I told her to get into doggy. I finally pull out my condom and the shit was way too tight. I don't even remember where I got the condom from, I just had it in my wallet. I need to get better-fitting condoms next time cuz this shit completely killed my boner ( I wasn't at 100% erection to begin with).

Either way, I stuck it in effortlessly and just started thrusting. Doggy felt fine but the condom completely fucked up the whole experience. I got tired of fighting it and just asked her to suck my dick for the rest of the time.

Sadly I didn't cum and I ended up leaving a bit early. She seemed fine with it. Hit the bathroom, took a piss, and took off.

Overall I give this experience 4/10. I did what I set out to do, but my nervousness combined with my shitty condom ruined it.

Main takeaways from this experience
-Time the Viagra properly. Don't take it hours before like a complete dumbass
-Don't cheap out and go for more time. The first time you will be nervous
- It would definitely feel far better if I had an emotional connection with the person I was fucking,
-Choose your escort wisely

Spoiler: Tagging yahkis

@ascension @HimmyButler @HarrierDuBois @aGreaterMii @rand anon @Zer0/∞ @TRUE_CEL @BigBoy @BrendioEEE @mrriceguy @omarthegoat195 @Nad @Deprived @Gargantuan @WayneSarcosuhus @qotav @Manletmachine

Hope you now know that sex is not everything in life.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

not tagged

shit my bad bro

 

[Deleted member 19174]

can u kiss prostitutes? sounds bad tbh but i'd want to

ew no

 

[Deleted member 23218]

So you didn't even cum?

Wasted 100 dollars to have sex with a prostitute JFL

I would rope

Not possible to cum with a condom choking ur dick he has a bbc

 

[It'snotover]

He needs to fuck hotter girls and do bareback eventually

Yes, i think that if he gets bigger condoms and hotter girls like russian escorts he'll probably cum, it was his first time so he was nervous.
Also escorts have much better hygiene too, don't know why guys hate them.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

ew no

Herpes

 

[Deleted member 28904]

Not possible to cum with a condom choking ur dick he has a bbc

I thought he was short

 

[omarthegoat195]

I didn't wake up today planning on visiting an escort but I just said fuck it, no more waiting.

Went on Listcrawler and hit up a really thick latina on Listcrawler (too thick for the forums taste). Went to the ATM at the drugstore to get my money and I was on my way. She was at a hotel near an airport.

Took the metro down, and 45 mins later I was at the hotel. I called her to ask for her room number. Picked up, her voice sounded good, and everything is going well.

Got to the room, met her, and it was apparent that she was definitely using photos of her before she packed on a couple pounds. Safe to say that I will be more cautious and go for a smaller escort.

Basically no small talk. I handed her the money ($100), got undressed and she just starts sucking my dick while I'm laying on the bed.

It felt great, the head was for sure the best part of the whole experience. She sucks my dick for a bit and then I told her to get into doggy. I finally pull out my condom and the shit was way too tight. I don't even remember where I got the condom from, I just had it in my wallet. I need to get better-fitting condoms next time cuz this shit completely killed my boner ( I wasn't at 100% erection to begin with).

Either way, I stuck it in effortlessly and just started thrusting. Doggy felt fine but the condom completely fucked up the whole experience. I got tired of fighting it and just asked her to suck my dick for the rest of the time.

Sadly I didn't cum and I ended up leaving a bit early. She seemed fine with it. Hit the bathroom, took a piss, and took off.

Overall I give this experience 4/10. I did what I set out to do, but my nervousness combined with my shitty condom ruined it.

Main takeaways from this experience
-Time the Viagra properly. Don't take it hours before like a complete dumbass
-Don't cheap out and go for more time. The first time you will be nervous
- It would definitely feel far better if I had an emotional connection with the person I was fucking,
-Choose your escort wisely

Spoiler: Tagging yahkis

@ascension @HimmyButler @HarrierDuBois @aGreaterMii @rand anon @Zer0/∞ @TRUE_CEL @BigBoy @BrendioEEE @mrriceguy @omarthegoat195 @Nad @Deprived @Gargantuan @WayneSarcosuhus @qotav @Manletmachine

W for u man, and condoms fuck up sex so hard it takes all the enjoyment out of it

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

It would definitely feel far better if I had an emotional connection with the person I was fucking,

Thanks for the confirmation on that then. A lot of the userbase is pretty supportive of escortmaxxing but I guess this is proof it isn't all worth it.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

W for u man, and condoms fuck up sex so hard it takes all the enjoyment out of it

I think if I had a proper fitting one it would be much better. I just got some shitty random condom that I found at school.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I thought he was short

He is but is dick is to thick for regular condoms. Have you tried fitting a condom?

 

[Deleted member 28904]

You did well, useless to be virgin past 20. Even though obsessing over losing v card is stupid because it won't change nothing, you will still be a loser who hate himself but at least you can say you had sex. Normies will bully you if you are vergin past 18

I thought he said he had no friends anymore?

Also is he gonna tell his friends that he fucked a prostitute? Or just lie?

Then he could have just lied normally

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Thanks for the confirmation on that then. A lot of the userbase is pretty supportive of escortmaxxing but I guess this is proof it isn't all worth it.

it's worth it to lose your v card and gain experience. It aint all that

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I thought he said he had no friends anymore?

Also is he gonna tell his friends that he fucked a prostitute? Or just lie?

Then he could have just lied normally

No I already lied and told them that I lost it. I had a convincing story they didn't question it

 

[reborn]

at your age why dont u do the same? no sex drive anymore?

I will...

 

[Deleted member 25705]

No but it feels great not to be a virgin anymore jfl

You gave the experience a 4/10 (subpar).

The biggest W for you is being able to tell others you aren't a virgin anymore, not the actual sex.

The takeaway is it's better to lie about having sex than actually paying money for mediocre sex.