LOTR Blackpill Analysis

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I watched Jackson's The Lord of the Rings trilogy yet again (Extended of course). The Blackpill is everywhere.

- Elves live amazing thanks to high IQ/genetics
and have the ability/means to geomaxx to Valinor whilst everyone else is stuck in Middle-Earth rotting
- Orcs are sub5 thirdworlders ERmaxxing across Middle-Earth because they're suffering whilst the higher SMV higher IQ normies prosper and reject them
- Gollum's a sub5 manlet framelet baldcel wristcel with prey eyes treated horribly and insulted by everyone despite his intelligence and gentle side
- Manlet Hobbits and Dwarves get no play from female Humans and Elves ever
- Elrond struggles as cuck father with his Stacy Elven daughter wanting to racemix with the Chad Ranger instead of settling for a nice Elven man who'll live longer
- PSL God Legolas mogs manlet Gimli constantly
- Gimli gets rejected by Galadriel despite his
jestermaxxing attempts
- Uruk-Hai are just gymmaxxed copers. Still
treated as subhuman by everyone because of
their race/face
- Boomer Gandalf has 10/10 genetics and high IQ as a wizard so by default he's the best at
everything. Even his wizard powerup is
WHITEmaxxing
- The Wildmen of Dunland couldn't fit into normie Rohan society and were forced out
- Sub5 Grima Wormtongue was rejected by Becky Eowyn. Gets beat up by her Chad brother Eomer and treated badly by Saruman. Gets zero credit when he redeems himself
- Boomer Denethor hates normie Faramir, loves Chad Boromir
- Eowyn can't get Chad Aragorn who gets Stacy Arwen who's obsessed with him, so Eowyn has to settle with oofeydoofey Faramir instead
- Sam settles down as a statusmaxxed
oofeydoofey with the barmaid
 
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