Loveydovey shit makes me cringe

[Deleted member 13197]

Thinking about saying "I love you" or "you are my everything" or "I care about you" or any other cheesy shit like that just makes me cringe so hard. If i ever imagined myself saying I would lose all respect for myself and it just wouldnt match my personality. I want that type of relationship where u and ur girl roast each other as jokes and don't do this cheesy shit. Like instead of saying "muhhh my world my soul love u babe" i'd rather say "your a dumbass hoe but i like that energy" and my girl understands that thats my way of expressing my emotions. Is this normal

inb4 dnrd

 

[Deleted member 13197]

over

 

[StrangerDanger]

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[Deleted member 11748]

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[turkproducer]

of course it's normal lol. what's not normal is being a man, and saying i love you unprovoked and often. you should let her say it and then reply with "maybe"

 

[Deleted member 13197]

of course it's normal lol. what's not normal is being a man, and saying i love you unprovoked and often. you should let her say it and then reply with "maybe"

exactly

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Ye same

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

A vagina needs to hear the words. Like numbers to an ATM machine. It unhitches her worth. Her heart. I love you. It's the only way. Though when a vagina uses the words first. She's trying to unlock your wallet and everything you got. Unless she's an old soul. Then be cautious. Even in younger bodies, they seem to share the same madness. And they tend to become stalky and psychotic when you decline their vagina later on.

 

[Deleted member 13197]

A vagina needs to hear the words. Like numbers to an ATM machine. It unhitches her worth. Her heart. I love you. It's the only way. Though when a vagina uses the words first. She's trying to unlock your wallet and everything you got. Unless she's an old soul. Then be cautious. Even in younger bodies, they seem to share the same madness. And they tend to become stalky and psychotic when you decline their vagina later on.

If we were doing something sexual i'd obviously say shit turn her on and stuff but i would only say "i love you" for a few situations

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

If we were doing something sexual i'd obviously say shit turn her on and stuff but i would only say "i love you" for a few situations

Ugh. I get it. Though I'm very careful with those words. Throughout the years, women have used them on me. As if trying to seal a collar around my neck. "I own you now." Bitch, you think so? So quickly, I'll fuck one of her friends. But, ugh. That shit once backfired. And I ended up having two psycho heterosexuals in the beginning, but later became bisexuals with one another. Both saying "I love you." It was a nightmare some nights! Having to please two women at once. Ugh. Time to relocate to another city. And off I went.