low inhib freshman

[Petsmart]

I see this 5’2 low inhib freshman at school and god damn i wish i was as low inhib as him. He randomly walks up to people and asks if they are gay or if they’ve had sex, all the time. Imma tell this guy to write a book called “The art of zero sentience” because he’d become a millionare from his revolutionary tips.

 

[Vitruvian]

"hey are you gay"
" Aha no dude"
*Continues to jestermax but indefinitely rejected mutual friendship and respect because height*