Low inhib Irishcel showed uppity english their place in tennis

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This is the wimbledon. . If you don't know it's basically the oldest tennis grand slam. The epitome of tennis elegance and tradition, one of those upper class events where everyone in crowd is dressed dressed to the nines, all in suits, hats and other pretensious things. There's no rules as such but it's indirectly implied and The crowd is generally well behaved, polite clapping after points maybe a gentle "bravo" or "well played" at best no football hooliganism of premier league allowed here.

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But this cheeky Irish lad thought the rules didn't apply to him. Showed up in a shorts, a shirt and sneakers with pint of beer already gulped down and one in his hand. During an invitational doubles match (Kim Clijsters the four-time Grand Slam champion and former world No. 1, teaming up in a lighthearted legends-style game and the lad couldn't resist shouting unsolicited advice from the stands.

The entire stadium would be quite but this guy would keep barking and telling her where to serve the ball and what to do. He kept shouting serve after serve every time even she got frustrated looked up and called out. Why don't you come down here and show us then? offered him her racket.

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Without even thinking about it the Irishman stood up, made his way to the front, and actually stepped onto the sacred Wimbledon grass something almost unheard of for a civilian during play.


Wimbledon has ultra strict all white dress code rules and he was in casual shorts and a colorful shirt . So Clijsters, laughing the whole time, rummaged in her bag, pulled out a spare white tennis skirt and a white shirt, and handed them over and he played 2 full serves in an actual Wimbledon game

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Low inhib ukcels showed the irish their place by taking control over them for 800 years and then taking 5 of their counties
 
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another gaulish w
roman slaves in awe.
 
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Irish jestering is unmatched
When old, fat, bald Irish men can garner this much attention for their extraversion and wit, imagine what it's like trying to compete with the average irish guy who women find physically acceptable to fuck

Utter nightmare mode trying to compete here as a non extravert as I get out-jestered left and right
Thankfully I'll be leaving soon and my 1/10 charm by irish standards will be 7/10 in stiff, autistic nations
 
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