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mojopin
It’s all fucking satire
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It was a few months ago on the French exchange. All was good. I was downing shots and owning the place like a fucking King, knowing that with each shot I grow stronger.
This fucking dude Enzo challenges me to another few shots. I wasn’t about to let this Brazilian cuck beat me. I obliged.
Before I knew it I was being lead to bed by a French girl who simply said in broken English “we go fuck now.”
My friend overhears this and pushes her on top of me in bed as before leaving. I look at her knowing what’s about to happen. I close my eyes for a second...
I reopen my eyes to see that it’s the next day and she isn’t there. Turns out she left me because I passed out.
Why the fuck does this shit happen to me?
This fucking dude Enzo challenges me to another few shots. I wasn’t about to let this Brazilian cuck beat me. I obliged.
Before I knew it I was being lead to bed by a French girl who simply said in broken English “we go fuck now.”
My friend overhears this and pushes her on top of me in bed as before leaving. I look at her knowing what’s about to happen. I close my eyes for a second...
I reopen my eyes to see that it’s the next day and she isn’t there. Turns out she left me because I passed out.
Why the fuck does this shit happen to me?