Low-inhib maxxing stopped me from losing my virginity

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It was a few months ago on the French exchange. All was good. I was downing shots and owning the place like a fucking King, knowing that with each shot I grow stronger.

This fucking dude Enzo challenges me to another few shots. I wasn’t about to let this Brazilian cuck beat me. I obliged.

Before I knew it I was being lead to bed by a French girl who simply said in broken English “we go fuck now.”

My friend overhears this and pushes her on top of me in bed as before leaving. I look at her knowing what’s about to happen. I close my eyes for a second...

I reopen my eyes to see that it’s the next day and she isn’t there. Turns out she left me because I passed out.

Why the fuck does this shit happen to me?
 
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Kek'd audibly. That's brutal.
 
fukkin lol
 
Kek'd audibly. That's brutal.
Word spread of my drinking epics too. Some old guy came up to me in the streets the next day and asked me if I was feeling better
 
Word spread of my drinking epics too. Some old guy came up to me in the streets the next day and asked me if I was feeling better
A bit of alcohol is good for low inhib but too much makes me lose memories plus my dick doesn't work as well when I'm shitfaced.
 
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once I start losing body balance I pretty much stop wanting anything sexual at all tbh, only thing I can think of is sleeping then
 
What are some other good ways to low inhib max without alcohol?
 
Being autistic and trying to low inhib max is like a man in a wheelchair trying to walk without falling over and making an ass of himself.
 
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Being autistic and trying to low inhib max is like a man in a wheelchair trying to walk without falling over and making an ass of himself.
High IQ. Trying to low inhib max with autism is literally the worst thing you can do.
 
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Knowing how to pace yourself when drinking is key, i learned that quickly.
 

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