Low inhibition retardation

[FuarkistaniNational]

Less than ten minutes ago, my mother and my mother's friend ,who had come to visit our household, were leaving and we were saying our goodbyes, I was waiting for my mother and her friend to leave so I could close and lock the door behind them. Just before that, my mother's friend who I have know since childhood, and the mother to an old classmate of mine, had reached out to shake my hand and leaned in with her head, I for some fucking reason, interpreted this as a sign to kiss her on the forehead (JFL), I have no clue as to WHY my brain decided to do what I did ,but she didn't seem to mind and said "oh I got a kiss". I suppose it could have turned out way worse ,but still, what the fuck. And before anyone says tales NO, this is not a tale unfortunately :<.

 

[FortniteMogger911]

you’ve just opened the door to bang a milf mate
this seems like a win to me

 

[FuarkistaniNational]

you’ve just opened the door to bang a milf mate
this seems like a win to me

She's like 50 plus and nowhere NEAR attractive

 

[prolarper]

she's already filed a police report