Low protein diet is law. Protein is a lie

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Obviously protein in gymbro quantities is a complete meme. But health sources generally say men should get like 60+ grams of protein. This is a lie

The real “primal diet” is fruits, and some insects, but mainly fruits. Eat this and your feces will barely smell. Protein is a meme that sulfurmaxxes you and causes your farts and shit to smell like, well, shit. Or at least what we’ve normalised as the smell.

A real diet of fruits and low protein will give vitality and your farts and feces will barely smell.

@datboijj @asdvek
 
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Nigga wants us to eat bugs like monkeys
 
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and your farts and feces will barely smell.
the wolf of wall street idgaf GIF
 
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Nigga wants us to eat bugs like monkeys
Do some basic research into early humans and our closest relatives
 
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its not like girls are going to go in the toilet and try and smell my fucking feces:lul:
Celibacymaxxing is law, but I could never be with a girl who didn’t have odourless feces
 
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we are not girls.
Ok, but this idea should spread and then society could have odourless feces. Imagine how great that would be. Also, your body is a temple. You wouldn’t want a stench coming out of a temple
 
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Ok, but this idea should spread and then society could have odourless feces. Imagine how great that would be. Also, your body is a temple. You wouldn’t want a stench coming out of a temple
nigga nothing would change
 
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Obviously protein in gymbro quantities is a complete meme. But health sources generally say men should get like 60+ grams of protein. This is a lie

The real “primal diet” is fruits, and some insects, but mainly fruits. Eat this and your feces will barely smell. Protein is a meme that sulfurmaxxes you and causes your farts and shit to smell like, well, shit. Or at least what we’ve normalised as the smell.

A real diet of fruits and low protein will give vitality and your farts and feces will barely smell.

@datboijj @asdvek
Who dafuq is eating bugs 🐛
 
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Is this low protein

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Obviously protein in gymbro quantities is a complete meme. But health sources generally say men should get like 60+ grams of protein. This is a lie

The real “primal diet” is fruits, and some insects, but mainly fruits. Eat this and your feces will barely smell. Protein is a meme that sulfurmaxxes you and causes your farts and shit to smell like, well, shit. Or at least what we’ve normalised as the smell.

A real diet of fruits and low protein will give vitality and your farts and feces will barely smell.

@datboijj @asdvek
Exactly why ever go out of your way to eat protein, i eat like 30 grams a day and i could not care less would much rather eat carbs
 
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We are not early humans retard.
We are evolved.
Bugs do not nourish you properly
I’m referring to early homo sapiens, not early hominids. So no, we haven’t evolved from our own species. Fruit and insects provide more than enough nourishment if you eat throughout the day
 
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U r not making more muscles on a anything higher than 80 grams unless u on drugs
 
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Obviously protein in gymbro quantities is a complete meme. But health sources generally say men should get like 60+ grams of protein. This is a lie

The real “primal diet” is fruits, and some insects, but mainly fruits. Eat this and your feces will barely smell. Protein is a meme that sulfurmaxxes you and causes your farts and shit to smell like, well, shit. Or at least what we’ve normalised as the smell.

A real diet of fruits and low protein will give vitality and your farts and feces will barely smell.

@datboijj @asdvek
bro is eliminating competition
@ICL
 
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Obviously protein in gymbro quantities is a complete meme. But health sources generally say men should get like 60+ grams of protein. This is a lie

The real “primal diet” is fruits, and some insects, but mainly fruits. Eat this and your feces will barely smell. Protein is a meme that sulfurmaxxes you and causes your farts and shit to smell like, well, shit. Or at least what we’ve normalised as the smell.

A real diet of fruits and low protein will give vitality and your farts and feces will barely smell.

@datboijj @asdvek
eat ze bugs
 
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I’m referring to early homo sapiens, not early hominids. So no, we haven’t evolved from our own species. Fruit and insects provide more than enough nourishment if you eat throughout the day
early homo sapiens we're active hunters, they hunted big game dumbass

insects lack micronutrients their proteins are less bioavailable, fruit should take a small section of your diet its mainly sugar water.

Bugs lack a good fat soluble vitamin profile. Where's the b12? Creatine? Retinol?

eating a ton of bugs is repulsive just eat a bit of meat snd youre 100x more nourished
 
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eat ze bugs
Do you think this is clever? Witty? Powerful?

Just makes you look like a melt who takes the word of random chud memes over actual study
 
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early homo sapiens we're active hunters, they hunted big game dumbass

insects lack micronutrients their proteins are less bioavailable, fruit should take a small section of your diet its mainly sugar water.

Bugs lack a good fat soluble vitamin profile. Where's the b12? Creatine? Retinol?

eating a ton of bugs is repulsive just eat a bit of meat snd youre 100x more nourished
Early homo sapiens did not hunt big game jfl. They hunted bush meat on occasion and mainly ate what I said. Ate similar to chimps: around 2% of diet is meat
 
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Yes, but “primal diet” is mostly what I said. Humans started eating more meat in colder climates
Primal diet is bullshit, not enough carbs to fully function.
It’s only pro is protein and getting most of your needed nutrients daily
 
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Hate all you want, Italians live by far the longest and they live off pasta, mozarella, bread, cigs and wine.

Yes their work life is a huge part but I don’t see why diet doesn’t help.
 
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Hate all you want, Italians live by far the longest and they live off pasta, mozarella, bread, cigs and wine.

Yes their work life is a huge part but I don’t see why diet doesn’t help.
Japanese live the longest and they eat white rice and beans
 
Early homo sapiens did not hunt big game jfl. They hunted bush meat on occasion and mainly ate what I said. Ate similar to chimps: around 2% of diet is meat
:LOL: nigger are we srs
when researchers analyze collagen from early homo sapiens bones they find nitrogen isotope ratios that indicate heavy animal protein consumption

chimp comparison doesnt work because chimps have digestive systems built for fermenting fibrous plant matter WE DONT NIGGA

we traded gut capacity for a bigger brain and that trade required denser nutrition than fruit and bugs cant deliver
 
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Just eat whatever you feel like
 
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:LOL: nigger are we srs
when researchers analyze collagen from early homo sapiens bones they find nitrogen isotope ratios that indicate heavy animal protein consumption

chimp comparison doesnt work because chimps have digestive systems built for fermenting fibrous plant matter WE DONT NIGGA

we traded gut capacity for a bigger brain and that trade required denser nutrition than fruit and bugs can deliver
Idk what study you’re referring to, but it was likely in a cold climate. Even if not, not every tribe ate the same thing. Humans are opportunists. The point is that a mostly fruitarian diet is best for vitality (energy and no heavy feeling in stomach) and odour reduction
 
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Fruits, milk, bread and honey = law.
 
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Show me protein
 
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Idk what study you’re referring to, but it was likely in a cold climate. Even if not, not every tribe ate the same thing. Humans are opportunists. The point is that a mostly fruitarian diet is best for vitality (energy and no heavy feeling in stomach) and odour reduction
the heavy feeling after meat is a digestion speed matter, not a sign of harm. lower digestion of protein and fat is normal and doesnt indicate the food is bad for you

the odour is not a serious nutritional argument nigga

the energy claim is true but its sugar energy which spikes and drops, fruit is high glycemic index therefire eating it throughout the day to maintain energy is just chasing blood sugar constantly

Isotope studies they are not climate dependent. nitrogen isotope ratios reflecting animal protein intake have been found across multiplee continents and climates including tropical regions the data is consistent globally not regionally
 
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@optimisticzoomer nigger stop JFLing

You always do this to my high IQ posts
 
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Obviously protein in gymbro quantities is a complete meme. But health sources generally say men should get like 60+ grams of protein. This is a lie

The real “primal diet” is fruits, and some insects, but mainly fruits. Eat this and your feces will barely smell. Protein is a meme that sulfurmaxxes you and causes your farts and shit to smell like, well, shit. Or at least what we’ve normalised as the smell.

A real diet of fruits and low protein will give vitality and your farts and feces will barely smell.

@datboijj @asdvek
Why do lion shit smell stinky asf ?
 
Idk what study you’re referring to, but it was likely in a cold climate. Even if not, not every tribe ate the same thing. Humans are opportunists. The point is that a mostly fruitarian diet is best for vitality (energy and no heavy feeling in stomach) and odour reduction
>picks humans living in unnatural environment (non-tropical) and acts it's evidence of anything
 
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Obviously protein in gymbro quantities is a complete meme. But health sources generally say men should get like 60+ grams of protein. This is a lie

The real “primal diet” is fruits, and some insects, but mainly fruits. Eat this and your feces will barely smell. Protein is a meme that sulfurmaxxes you and causes your farts and shit to smell like, well, shit. Or at least what we’ve normalised as the smell.

A real diet of fruits and low protein will give vitality and your farts and feces will barely smell.

@datboijj @asdvek
what the hell are u on about bro. if your having this kind of issue, you can't digest your meat properly, go eat some high meat and get more bacteria.
 
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what the hell are u on about bro. if your having this kind of issue, you can't digest your meat properly, go eat some high meat and get more bacteria.
Meat is gay
Fruit is law
 
Storing your cum means that you preserve protein in your body, liverpool molestor.

I'm gonna get your Chinese VISA and teaching license suspended.
 
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Storing your cum means that you preserve protein in your body, liverpool molestor.

I'm gonna get your Chinese VISA and teaching license suspended.
You don’t shit out cum
 
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