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I was just reminiscing on this summer, when I was peeled to the bone shredded, and remembered an interesting story.

Basically, whenever summer comes I starve the shit out of myself and skip legs too, so they shrink quite a bit 😂 (don’t come at me, I’d rather get my teeth pulled out one by one than training legs in the summer heatwave of Spain).

Workout Setting Up GIF


So my friends and I decided to get together and invite a few girls to go to a lake, and get absolutely hammered.

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A few hours later, once everyone was already pretty drunk, this fucking ugly bitch flatter than a pancake and with cellulite went up to the girl I was with and told her: “Isn’t Coco’s ass really small?”

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My girl told me while laughing and I played it off, but in my mind I wanted to go ballistic on her.

How do the most disgusting bitches always have something to say? I literally had more ass than her and she called me out 😂

No wonder she thinks my ass is small, she’s used to seeing everyone’s ass covered in infinite layers of fat :lul::lul:

She (the LTB, not my girl lmao) then proceeded to get with my fattest friend. End of story.


What a projecting bitch, I’m too nice.

@slaters @7evenvox22 @areayes @FiendFiend @Bitchwhipper2
 
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Hopefully I don’t end up in jail this summer if I’m on tren and someone says something to me :lul::lul::lul:

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So she brought the girl u were talking to away? And u got cucked by ur fat friend? Tremenda cuckata que te hicieron tío
 
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So she brought the girl u were talking to away? And u got cucked by ur fat friend? Tremenda cuckata que te hicieron tío
Bro wtf hahahaha

How did you come to this conclusion 😂😂

Was my explanation that bad?
 
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:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:Projecting I guess:lul::lul:i I remember my senior year I had a weight lifting class then then guy shorter than me and weaker than me was like slightly roasting me saying I need to bulk up because I’m skinny like really skinny then emphasized skinny over and over again then proceeded to PR 155 LB AKA 70.3 KG
 
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I was just reminiscing on this summer, when I was peeled to the bone shredded, and remembered an interesting story.

Basically, whenever summer comes I starve the shit out of myself and skip legs too, so they shrink quite a bit 😂 (don’t come at me, I’d rather get my teeth pulled out one by one than training legs in the summer heatwave of Spain).

Workout Setting Up GIF


So my friends and I decided to get together and invite a few girls to go to a lake, and get absolutely hammered.

View attachment 4378858

A few hours later, once everyone was already pretty drunk, this fucking ugly bitch flatter than a pancake and with cellulite went up to the girl I was with and told her: “Isn’t Coco’s ass really small?”

View attachment 4378860

My girl told me while laughing and I played it off, but in my mind I wanted to go ballistic on her.

How do the most disgusting bitches always have something to say? I literally had more ass than her and she called me out 😂

No wonder she thinks my ass is small, she’s used to seeing everyone’s ass covered in infinite layers of fat :lul::lul:

She (the LTB, not my girl lmao) then proceeded to get with my fattest friend. End of story.


What a projecting bitch, I’m too nice.

@slaters @7evenvox22 @areayes @FiendFiend @Bitchwhipper2
What does she care if your ass is small? You're a man, lol
 
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I was just reminiscing on this summer, when I was peeled to the bone shredded, and remembered an interesting story.

Basically, whenever summer comes I starve the shit out of myself and skip legs too, so they shrink quite a bit 😂 (don’t come at me, I’d rather get my teeth pulled out one by one than training legs in the summer heatwave of Spain).

Workout Setting Up GIF


So my friends and I decided to get together and invite a few girls to go to a lake, and get absolutely hammered.

View attachment 4378858

A few hours later, once everyone was already pretty drunk, this fucking ugly bitch flatter than a pancake and with cellulite went up to the girl I was with and told her: “Isn’t Coco’s ass really small?”

View attachment 4378860

My girl told me while laughing and I played it off, but in my mind I wanted to go ballistic on her.

How do the most disgusting bitches always have something to say? I literally had more ass than her and she called me out 😂

No wonder she thinks my ass is small, she’s used to seeing everyone’s ass covered in infinite layers of fat :lul::lul:

She then proceeded to get with my fattest friend. End of story.


What a projecting bitch, I’m too nice.

@slaters @7evenvox22 @areayes @FiendFiend @Bitchwhipper2
Sounds like a rough day at the lake, mate.
That chick was prob projecting her own insecurities calling out your ass while hers is apparently ''flatter than a pancake'' :lul:
And hooking up with the fattest friend? That just confirms she has zero standards or taste.
What do you think triggered her to say that in the first place?
also be careful with tren just remember, not worth catching a case over some insecure pancake foid.
Hope this made you feel better🙏
(thank you for the tag bhai, @powerliftercoco)
 
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What do you think triggered her to say that in the first place?
I have no idea lmao, random people have said the weirdest things to me

This one dude in School who looked like shit once started yelling to everyone that I had gotten a few pimples lmao

And he looked like this

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I never said anything back to not offend him, I just feel bad for people like that :feelsuhh:
 
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I was just reminiscing on this summer, when I was peeled to the bone shredded, and remembered an interesting story.

Basically, whenever summer comes I starve the shit out of myself and skip legs too, so they shrink quite a bit 😂 (don’t come at me, I’d rather get my teeth pulled out one by one than training legs in the summer heatwave of Spain).

Workout Setting Up GIF


So my friends and I decided to get together and invite a few girls to go to a lake, and get absolutely hammered.

View attachment 4378858

A few hours later, once everyone was already pretty drunk, this fucking ugly bitch flatter than a pancake and with cellulite went up to the girl I was with and told her: “Isn’t Coco’s ass really small?”

View attachment 4378860

My girl told me while laughing and I played it off, but in my mind I wanted to go ballistic on her.

How do the most disgusting bitches always have something to say? I literally had more ass than her and she called me out 😂

No wonder she thinks my ass is small, she’s used to seeing everyone’s ass covered in infinite layers of fat :lul::lul:

She (the LTB, not my girl lmao) then proceeded to get with my fattest friend. End of story.


What a projecting bitch, I’m too nice.

@slaters @7evenvox22 @areayes @FiendFiend @Bitchwhipper2
i hate fat bitches, they always tryna find flaws on others to compesate and inflate their egos,

I remember 1 time a goofy ass ugly bitch started talking shit abt my hair when she had afro hair :lul:

I wanted to call her a monkey but unfortunally this one bitch was a really big friend of the girl i was hanging out
 
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I wanted to call her a monkey but unfortunally this one bitch was a really big friend of the girl i was hanging out
:lul::lul::lul:

I understand the temptation man, I understand it
 
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